Lily Valley Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Lily, DO NOT SHAVE THE DOG!!!!! Sucks to be me at work with my unmerry band of coworkers :(That would just. make it worse!! It's already a snowstorm up in this bitch! White pit bull, y'all and we're having a false spring. I'll be looking for that hairy dog in the morning. Alas, I have to work. He has a 24 hour reprieve from the razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tony of House Stark Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 def on my merry way to getting to that magical level :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenhair Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I was at my favorite neighborhood restaurant Saturday night with my friend, Michelle, who was visiting. This is the place: http://www.clancysneworleans.com/?splash=0 We sat at the bar, which is my favorite seat in this restaurant, as you can people watch, while viewing the college football games on the bar tv. I had one drink, then mistakenly, another. I was seized by the godawful spins, as in I'm flying off the world spins. I semi-passed out on the front porch of my house (in dress and heels) with Michelle, while face timing with very understanding and concerned BF in CA. I managed to stumble in the house when the neighbors came home, but only because Michelle made me move. Lesson re-learned: My alcohol tolerance has not improved since I took my first drink eons ago. I did manage to take Michelle's phone and exchange texts on her behalf with a guy she has been talking with for a year. He is now finally talking about visiting her, so not a bad result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Ravenhair, you clearly need a surrogate drinker. I volunteer my services free of charge. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenhair Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Ravenhair, you clearly need a surrogate drinker. I volunteer my services free of charge. :) I will definitely take you up on that, especially the next time you are Uptown and seeking to avoid your students. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 O good God keep them back. Garlic doesn't fkn work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 O i was on excellent form last night. I found some memos that for some bizarre reason i was writing instead of online. Need to do ya drunken ramblings somewhere. Here's my favourites: I fell what dyck ow back hurta not embarasng at all hahahahahhahahaha o h foI right memor on phobe bo eognal in metor of course but haf to post in frud nn ketosk fri. Haha is fubbynold ha gayehahlifI mean life fubby og thibg bhuhuhjMy cjemical romance playng i feel 143 agaib hahahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I wish I felt 143 again. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 I wish I felt 143 again. Sigh. Easy, just get hungover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 O i was on excellent form last night. I found some memos that for some bizarre reason i was writing instead of online. Need to do ya drunken ramblings somewhere.Here's my favourites:I fell what dyck ow back hurta not embarasng at all hahahahahhahahaha o h foI right memor on phobe bo eognal in metor of course but haf to post in frud nn ketosk fri. Haha is fubbynold ha gayehahlifI mean life fubby og thibg bhuhuhjMy cjemical romance playng i feel 143 agaib hahahahahha:lol: I think you now defeated your own purpose with the notes. The notes were instead of writing online, no? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The only part of that I got was 'My chemical romance playing i feel 143 again hahahahaha' Maybe it'll read easier after a couple of beers :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Oh no I don't understand any of it. And Eyron - I like to embarrass myself I guess lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Theda, maybe it's only read in drunk? Drunkspecific memory is a thing, maybe drunk specific reading is also :idea: We should check that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm not drunk, just mildly buzzed. Another party... sigh. So many parties, so few outfits to wear to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 i found the smoothest vodka i ever tasted tonight...Tito, hand made vodka from a micro distillery in austin texas... so good i just drank it straight... :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Now if you need anything, anything at all, just pick up your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet. Although we do provide privacy for the residential guests, we are also a full-service hotel including complementary shoeshine. My name is Chet. [writes out C-H-E-T-! on hotel stationary, slides it to drunks]I feel as though this post has not been properly rewarded with the kudos it deserves. I award it the maximum amount of kudos. MAXIMUM. Barton Fink FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I feel as though this post has not been properly rewarded with the kudos it deserves. I award it the maximum amount of kudos. MAXIMUM. Barton Fink FTW.Annmd.I.bow.Nice.work entertaining me.. after.that I need to suggest my drunknness be an.example.of how not to do.coping.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karaddin Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm not drunk, but the guys arguing outside my apartment just now are. I just overheard the most stupendous piece of drunk logic ever. Chris had lost someone's phone, just dropped it in the street, and this someone was very upset at Chris for not exercising due diligence with his phone. Chris decided to pose the question of why he had the other guys phone, because it was obviously a dumb thing to do, to which he was told that he had it because he was speaking on the phone to Gary. Chris ponders this for a moment then declares it all to be Gary's fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hubby and his mate used to have drunken arguments all the time. To the sober amongst us, it was obviously a subject they agreed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 My students have written in their team contract that if rock-paper-scissors does not work to settle team disputes they will drink 5 shots of Henessy and present a logical argument. LDecision on dispute shall happen upon video review the following morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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