all swedes are racist Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 I got the Fiiiiiii-yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Just dropped my dinner on the kitchen floor. After cleaning the fkn kitchen for an hour to get to the microwave to heat up food I made this morning. Food for 6. 1 serving left. Someone will pay. Whisky dinner. Jury pool at 9am. Hope I get dismissed for HANGer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 *searches fridge* One beer left. Thank the 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Annnd loki board. I am drunk. I still hate everyone. And I am still fkn hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I must admit that most, if not all of the vodka has been drunk. Doing your bit for the cause, obviously. Don't let vodka become a second-class (alcohol) citizen! Equal treatment for vodka in the EU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Annnd loki board. I am drunk. I still hate everyone. And I am still fkn hungry. Current line on dismissal from jury pool for drunkeness : EVEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Moscow mule :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Current line on dismissal from jury pool for drunkeness : EVEN One is supposed to be tried by a jury of one's PEERS. This is NEW ORLEANS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lessthanluke Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have cider. Not all of it, but enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 One is supposed to be tried by a jury of one's PEERS. This is NEW ORLEANS. Oh, so it falls under the umbrella of civic duty then? Up here they give you like a $20 a day stipend for being a juror, do they give you all 8 oz of rum or something down in the land of the Napoleonic Code? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 You drunks need some tunes. All The Wine This thread decries sober posting unless one is still hungover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l2 0 5 5 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Is this a drunk person check-in? Oh, hello. I'd like a room for one, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 i have let myself down i did not even drink all of the cider i only had one bottle, put on makeup and then felt ready for bed wtf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Is this a drunk person check-in? Oh, hello. I'd like a room for one, please. Leave your credit card number at the desk and let us know if you need the minibar restocked in the middle of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 If you're not passing out in the hallway, you shouldn't even be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 If you are passing out in the hallway, I'm guessing you won't be posting here. Because, you know, you've passed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lessthanluke Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 If you are passing out in the hallway, I'm guessing you won't be posting here. Because, you know, you've passed out.Get out of this thread with your logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Let the Saturday night drinking commence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Sleeping slumped against a hotel door and being roused by the staff is a rite of passage where I come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Meh...I propose a new rite of board passage...drunken cooking. And I'm apparently not drunk enough since I can still spell...but the concept of more beer after crab makes me too woozy :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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