Lany Freelove Cassandra Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Theda, come over here and help me with the rest of this vodka. gladly !!! Joins the ladies :grouphug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I am sipping on some Two Hearted Ales and toasting all my friends who are not present, including but not limited to many of you fine folks, the dog who lives with me is looking at me funny because she knows I'm not addressing her and there is no one else here. It is a beautiful night to sit on the porch and read until the mosquitos win, though the prodigious clouds of smoke coming from the herbal inferno seems to be keeping these beasties at bay. If that's not medicinal, I know not what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Look, i was in a similar place relatively recently. Drinking will not help, part of you already knows this. I do apologize if you were genuinely upset by anything i've said. Sorry, but this is the drunk thread. We aren't looking for platitudes. Please come back when you are 4 sheets to the wind :) Nice Larry! *joins the ladies in solidarity as she cracks open another beer to continue the day drinking* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted June 18, 2015 Author Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was supposed to go to bed early, so tomorrow will be rough. I have to get up early regardless. Instead I am opening that beer that is going to send me to hangover country. Doing it on purpose. I hate everyone except for you fine people. I do realize I should take this moment to do some self-reflection to figure out why I am so disconnected from all of my friends and family, but frankly I am not in the mood. So I am putting my hot-tempered ass in a bathtub full of ice with all the vodka instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Don't worry. I just checked my fridge, I have two bottles of wine, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of vodka, some soy sauce and one zucchini... and my first thought on seeing my fridge in that state was that I need to buy some more of those little mini vodka bottles to take to overly expensive bars in my purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Don't worry. I just checked my fridge, I have two bottles of wine, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of vodka, some soy sauce and one zucchini... and my first thought on seeing my fridge in that state was that I need to buy some more of those little mini vodka bottles to take to overly expensive bars in my purse.. Save the bottles and refill them from the big bottle, although sometimes they leak so also helps to put them in a Ziploc bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 I am TANKED! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN TAKE ME AWAY SO I DON'T SEE THE HANGOVER. and o shit I have a party I have to attend in the evening. I should probably go to bed, but there is a person already there.. Why WHY don't I have a king sized bed? (no talking and no touching) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I'm not drunk, but the title made me think of: We JUMPed out a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I'm drunk I'm but not whispering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 *dusts off thread* Three beers in and about to catch up on 'Alone' to see who wins this thing. Finishing up the fine-tuning of votes for a certain something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 Alcohol definitely improves that something. Wish I were drinking too. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 oh, LV, in order to show solidarity with wife's cigarette cessation objective, i have given up liquor in addition to tobacco. does not my 100% success rate in double cessation just twerk the fuck outta your noodle? am kinda digging austerity, so may give up sugar next, and thereafter coffee, &c., with oxygen-free living as a reasonable long-term goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 Your smugness doesn't even thinly veil your jealousy over my mornings of coffee, wine and cigarettes followed by sweet afternoons of beers and lady dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Solo...the sensible, adult side me applauds you. Time-off me raises a toast to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lany Freelove Cassandra Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 If you can make it past the first week of giving up sugar, it gets easier. I need to give it up again. I was good for 7 months, then I lost my mind and went on a binge. Haven't been able (haven't tried hard enough) to give it up since. But I've been weaning myself off it this week. (just small amounts in the afternoon) But I still have the last of a bottle of Bahama Mama in the fridge that needs drinking first :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 oh, LV, in order to show solidarity with wife's cigarette cessation objective, i have given up liquor in addition to tobacco. does not my 100% success rate in double cessation just twerk the fuck outta your noodle? am kinda digging austerity, so may give up sugar next, and thereafter coffee, &c., with oxygen-free living as a reasonable long-term goal. Somebody pull down this man's pants. See if he's circumcised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Guys, the winchell factor is like 105, hhahaha! *conked on the head and put to bed by mrs lobster, who tells me I'm not as funny as I think I am* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Guys, the winchell factor is like 105, hhahaha! *conked on the head and put to bed by mrs lobster, who tells me I'm not as funny as I think I am* You are actually very funny. God damn west coasters. Just leaving the bar as I am heading to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I wish I was drunk.but will have to settle for being drunk in about 15 hours. Happy Friday board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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