ab aeterno Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 30 minutes ago, Eyron said: Good day spammers! Ab, if you are looking for real estate Yes, had my eye on those for a while. I watched those being built. Pretty cool. Btw - this is quite topical to what we were discussing yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Don't get it... what's this got to do with Bucky's seedling? Hello people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 20 minutes ago, ab aeterno said: Yes, had my eye on those for a while. I watched those being built. Pretty cool. Btw - this is quite topical to what we were discussing yesterday. Interesting article. Now you can blame the young women's vote if Sanders win xD 1 minute ago, Adara said: Don't get it... what's this got to do with Bucky's seedling? Hello people Hello! We were talking politics in chat yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 *hisses at bright sunlight* *scurries back inside* Something something about the presumption of advancement. Goodbye again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Helena, maybe sleep during the day and be up during the night is your best option? Or get a wide brimmed sun hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 *casts emergency spell to resurrect thread* And a song, the rock is strong in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 29 minutes ago, Eyron said: *casts emergency spell to resurrect thread* *casts another spell just in case* Ah, thesis ... I am not a good student these days, I have been delaying writing this and am now forcing myself to concentrate on it. I am facing some pretty objective difficulties, such as the fact that what I am supposed to be researching is not publicly available ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Eyron said: Helena, maybe sleep during the day and be up during the night is your best option? Or get a wide brimmed sun hat. Sleep is for quitters! I do tend to stay up late/early. But then I also wake early too. Plus, the days are longer now too so we get too much sunlight for this pale northerner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen'ari Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 On 21/04/2016 at 8:50 PM, felice said: Yeah. It was obviously an immaculate conception, like Shmi Skywalker. You didn't have anything to do with this, did you, @Lord Sidious? Anyway, when's the Buckseed due? I'm not around for a few days and suddenly I'm planning immaculate conceptions?, I can categorically say no I didn't, if I do inact such a plan I would choose someone far stronger with the Dark Side-the apple doesn't fall far from the tree- the worst theing a mini Buck would do is worry about returning a libary book a day late :P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 i hope you are all braced for the likelihood of being unable to access the forum tonight and tomorrow night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felice Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I have decided to express my feelings about the last couple of seasons of the show in song. Well, lyrics, anyway. Spoiler To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby (Human League) Show Fan: Ramsay married Sansa for the honoured blood of the Starks Shireen is toast The Harpy's Sons can overwhelm the Unsullied guards Barristan fell to their host With five years of the show they've got the world at their feet Success greater than HBO dreamed I don't see why there's any need to pick up a book When it's all been up on the screen Book Fan: Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Ramsay married a poor girl they said was one of the Starks That much is true But she was really Jeyne and Jon sent Mance to save her Brienne hung out elsewhere too The five books we have had have been such good reads But they're not through The show will spoil the end for all but hermits in caves I guess that's just what I must do Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 13 hours ago, Buckwheat said: *casts another spell just in case* Ah, thesis ... I am not a good student these days, I have been delaying writing this and am now forcing myself to concentrate on it. I am facing some pretty objective difficulties, such as the fact that what I am supposed to be researching is not publicly available ... What are you researching? I'm on a 3-person team for a clinic project this semester, and it's one Muslim, one Catholic and one Jew, and there has literally not been one week where we've been able to easily meet, because someone has ALWAYS been celebrating something. (We also can't seem to go as a group around the neighbourhood we're working in, because each one of us has a different fraught ethnosocial dynamic of exclusion and discomfort there s/he can't really openly discuss and needs to - literally - navigate the place differently. It would be fascinating to examine if only our assignment wasn't something else entirely. Oh. Jerusalem. Bite me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 1 hour ago, felice said: I have decided to express my feelings about the last couple of seasons of the show in song. Well, lyrics, anyway. Reveal hidden contents To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby (Human League) Show Fan: Ramsay married Sansa for the honoured blood of the Starks Shireen is toast The Harpy's Sons can overwhelm the Unsullied guards Barristan fell to their host With five years of the show they've got the world at their feet Success greater than HBO dreamed I don't see why there's any need to pick up a book When it's all been up on the screen Book Fan: Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Ramsay married a poor girl they said was one of the Starks That much is true But she was really Jeyne and Jon sent Mance to save her Brienne hung out elsewhere too The five books we have had have been such good reads But they're not through The show will spoil the end for all but hermits in caves I guess that's just what I must do Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe *slowclap* bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Greetings threadlings I'm currently sat browsing all the building projects in town. It's pretty exiting. I've declared my interest for some already, so now it's a long waiting game to see if I'm offered any. One is rather soon though. Was planning on going to the botanical garden today but the weather conspired against us poor northerners and behold, it was SNOWING... ! yes, snowing, this morning. Dear Weather, fuck you. Sincerely, Everyone. 4 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said: i hope you are all braced for the likelihood of being unable to access the forum tonight and tomorrow night. In before the crash! 4 hours ago, felice said: I have decided to express my feelings about the last couple of seasons of the show in song. Well, lyrics, anyway. Reveal hidden contents To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby (Human League) Show Fan: Ramsay married Sansa for the honoured blood of the Starks Shireen is toast The Harpy's Sons can overwhelm the Unsullied guards Barristan fell to their host With five years of the show they've got the world at their feet Success greater than HBO dreamed I don't see why there's any need to pick up a book When it's all been up on the screen Book Fan: Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Ramsay married a poor girl they said was one of the Starks That much is true But she was really Jeyne and Jon sent Mance to save her Brienne hung out elsewhere too The five books we have had have been such good reads But they're not through The show will spoil the end for all but hermits in caves I guess that's just what I must do Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe 2 hours ago, Datepalm said: What are you researching? I'm on a 3-person team for a clinic project this semester, and it's one Muslim, one Catholic and one Jew, and there has literally not been one week where we've been able to easily meet, because someone has ALWAYS been celebrating something. (We also can't seem to go as a group around the neighbourhood we're working in, because each one of us has a different fraught ethnosocial dynamic of exclusion and discomfort there s/he can't really openly discuss and needs to - literally - navigate the place differently. It would be fascinating to examine if only our assignment wasn't something else entirely. Oh. Jerusalem. Bite me.) Did you ever walk into a bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 hours ago, felice said: I have decided to express my feelings about the last couple of seasons of the show in song. Well, lyrics, anyway. Reveal hidden contents To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby (Human League) Show Fan: Ramsay married Sansa for the honoured blood of the Starks Shireen is toast The Harpy's Sons can overwhelm the Unsullied guards Barristan fell to their host With five years of the show they've got the world at their feet Success greater than HBO dreamed I don't see why there's any need to pick up a book When it's all been up on the screen Book Fan: Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Ramsay married a poor girl they said was one of the Starks That much is true But she was really Jeyne and Jon sent Mance to save her Brienne hung out elsewhere too The five books we have had have been such good reads But they're not through The show will spoil the end for all but hermits in caves I guess that's just what I must do Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe 6 minutes ago, Eyron said: Greetings threadlings Was planning on going to the botanical garden today but the weather conspired against us poor northerners and behold, it was SNOWING... ! yes, snowing, this morning. Dear Weather, fuck you. Sincerely, Everyone. It was hailing here half an hour ago, global warming my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 hours ago, felice said: I have decided to express my feelings about the last couple of seasons of the show in song. Well, lyrics, anyway. Reveal hidden contents To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby (Human League) Show Fan: Ramsay married Sansa for the honoured blood of the Starks Shireen is toast The Harpy's Sons can overwhelm the Unsullied guards Barristan fell to their host With five years of the show they've got the world at their feet Success greater than HBO dreamed I don't see why there's any need to pick up a book When it's all been up on the screen Book Fan: Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Ramsay married a poor girl they said was one of the Starks That much is true But she was really Jeyne and Jon sent Mance to save her Brienne hung out elsewhere too The five books we have had have been such good reads But they're not through The show will spoil the end for all but hermits in caves I guess that's just what I must do Bad adaptation You know I can't believe it When I hear they left out Stoneheart Bad adaptation You know I don't believe you When you say that you liked that show part They left out half the plot The writers should be shot You'd better read the books or you'll end up like Joffrey Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Adaptation failure Adaptation woe Cheers! Aaand it stopped snowing here about half an hour ago. Sunshine right now, new clouds forming from the west, Fomn, did you send them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 So it wasn't only here. Then we can be miserable together On a related note, I hear Hawaii is hiring teachers en masse due to so many teachers going into retirement at the same time. Good pay and nice climate, if you are just a little bit qualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Eyron said: Greetings threadlings I'm currently sat browsing all the building projects in town. It's pretty exiting. I've declared my interest for some already, so now it's a long waiting game to see if I'm offered any. One is rather soon though. Was planning on going to the botanical garden today but the weather conspired against us poor northerners and behold, it was SNOWING... ! yes, snowing, this morning. Dear Weather, fuck you. Sincerely, Everyone. In before the crash! Did you ever walk into a bar? Oh I know that one. A Rabbi, the Pope and a sheikh walk into a bar.An Old Man asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground . The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..." No wait I've got them mixed up. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Stark Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Well I haven't been here for oh, I don't know, at least 8 or 9 months? Sorry I abandoned you all (not even sure who's still around from the old crew). But hello again! Show starts soon, so I'm taking a short break from writing, the shitlins (my kids), and anything and everything while I enjoy me some HBO. How have you all been? I see the site looks a little different. Looks clean initially, but not sure how I feel about it. I don't like change. I did miss you all though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Stark Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 hours ago, The King In Black said: Oh I know that one. A Rabbi, the Pope and a sheikh walk into a bar.An Old Man asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground . The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..." No wait I've got them mixed up. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline. First one was awesome. Second one was horrible. I laughed harder at the second one.. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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