King.In.Yellow Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 DEAR GOD! you had red wine with chicken?It was rather heavy on the gut, you know. Might have been the honey and mustard used to season it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 What the hell happened to my frivolous little thread?You turned it loose on the board. You fool, surely you know better by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sci-2 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 KiY: PM me this poetry. I admit I'm curious. Or post it here if you don't mind sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Wolf Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 OK ladies and gentlemen, taking all bets.Odds that KIY's writing is in fact really, really bad: evens.Odds that this inside source is, or was speaking, bullshit: 5/4.Odds on this statement being true: 20/1.I'm not even going to offer bets on what aspect of KIY's sexuality offends people. I have limits.Odds that this is true: 10,000/1.100/1.Any bets?Can I do a 10 dollar parlay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top12Gun Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 OK ladies and gentlemen, taking all bets.Where's the over/under on his ban, then??Odds that KIY's writing is in fact really, really bad: evens.Still betting yes, no matter the odds.Odds that this inside source is, or was speaking, bullshit: 5/4.See, I would have made the line 6/8 (eight to win six). :P.Odds on this statement being true: 20/1.Odds here should be about 35/1...I'm not even going to offer bets on what aspect of KIY's sexuality offends people. I have limits.I, however, have no shame. So here we go:Overbearing attitude: 7/1Sexist seeming, ignorance filled comments: 2/3BS about feminist operatives: 21/4Resentment over sucky writing not being published: 23/3The fact that he has a penis instead of a vagina: 9,397,874,556,654,138,745/1Odds that this is true: 10,000/1.No bet, and odds should be higher.100/1.Odds should be a hell of a lot longer than that, given how touchy this had made him toward women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 All in all I think he's doing rather well. He's got 3 mods making fun of him and yet not banned. That's a fine line to strike, so give him credit where it's due. Many newbies failed in striking the balance between odious enough to draw attention and being over the line and getting banned. It is not an easy task, this great equilibrium of internet notoriety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Good point, TP. Ran alt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Kilmore Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 All in all I think he's doing rather well. He's got 3 mods making fun of him and yet not banned. That's a fine line to strike, so give him credit where it's due. Many newbies failed in striking the balance between odious enough to draw attention and being over the line and getting banned. It is not an easy task, this great equilibrium of internet notoriety.My theory is that family shenanigans and mods being drunk on over eating turkey is causing an increase in tolerance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Wolf Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 My theory is that family shenanigans and mods being drunk on over eating turkey is causing an increase in tolerance.I hear the X's have a large supply of pork products at their house tonight too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 My theory is that family shenanigans and mods being drunk on over eating turkey is causing an increase in tolerance.At least two of us are not eating turkey. Don't know about Mormont, but I'm waiting for the Vogonesque poetry to erupt before taking definitive action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I hear the X's have a large supply of pork products at their house tonight too!That and copious amounts of booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm in a good mood, so I'll refrain from commenting beyond this:http://subby.slynk.c...5/20040319h.jpgETA: NentirelySFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm in a good mood, so I'll refrain from commenting beyond this:http://subby.slynk.c...5/20040319h.jpgETA: NentirelySFW.My only quibble is that it needs to be updated with more cats for 2012. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You mean to tell me that "Sistering" isnt going to a Sisters of Mercy show?Oh seven hells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath bitled out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious inchulsphygnum. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King.In.Yellow Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 KiY: PM me this poetry. I admit I'm curious. Or post it here if you don't mind sharing.It's in a language you wouldn't understand. No offense, but it's my native tongue and only spoken by about 2.5 million people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Misogynlish? :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 It's in a language you wouldn't understand. No offense, but it's my native tongue and only spoken by about 2.5 million people.If your current business model is that you can make a living selling your poetry to a market that is limited to only 2.5 million people, perhaps you should rethink things. Discrimination by feminists, no matter how vile, may not be the main obstacle to you earning a living. Maybe vent some of that rage at demographics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 If your current business model is that you can make a living selling your poetry to a market that is limited to only 2.5 million people, perhaps you should rethink things. Discrimination by feminists, no matter how vile, may not be the main obstacle to you earning a living. Maybe vent some of that rage at demographics?Agree completely.Also, to our Vogon poet: I'm going to assume, for the sake of argument, that the story you were told was true, and that there was a bias towards female poets in that particular poetry collection. The thing is, they did not exclude all poems by men, did they? What does it say that their poems still made the cut, but yours didn't? Perhaps it would be good to spend more time improving your poems and less looking for someone to blame.Lastly, if you aren't simply trolling with everything you wrote about women, it might be of great use to you to read this:http://whatever.scal...tting-there-is/ETA: This link is actually useful, I'm not snarking at you like I did with the comic I linked last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm actually pretty disappointed with my Militant Feminist sisters. At first I thought we were doing pretty well, for our agents to have infiltrated themselves into several influential and high-ranking positions. Then it turns out that it's just a publisher of poetry anthologies. And NOW you tell me that these anthologies are only published in some tiny minority language?? We're really going to have to work on that dastardly fiendish plan for world domination, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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