Twatbeards conspiracy Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Tptwp and aa shall be an assbirth and all shall rejoice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Wow you just found a major plot hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I want a video of GRRM reading this OP and reacting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooseman Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Women can get pregnant even when taken in the rear. As soon as the next sunset comes, instead of squatting in the grass, they have to do their groaning bent forward. Ask Hotpie's cousin about the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Only an asshole could ask a question like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 And another question in this vein: the Greyjoys do not sow (just ask them). Now, if they don't sow their seed, how the hell didn't they go extinct? Cloning? Parthenogenesis? Bob Page's Universal Constructor? See, the Show explains this one. Greyjoy sigil is a golden uterus. And whenever I read their words I misread them as "We donor sow". To whomever's not fast enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 What an awesome thread. :thumbsup: :lmao: Good job OP. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I want a video of GRRM reading this OP and reacting.:agree: GRRM doesn't read the forums, but when the series is done, I want to see him read some of the theories etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mourneblade Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Obviously this is how Joffrey and Ramsey were conceived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoyti_Von_Totiy Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 It is possible to conceive a child trough butt-love ... i read in the newspaper that it happend in Africa somwhere. Or was that mouth-love .... But one does wonder why dont the Nightwatch men make "high-mounting" a woman legal in their ranks ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord summers Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 Along similar lines, have sometimes wondered "What if Mel took a lover who prefers butt sex?" Would she fart out the assassin?As OP I grant you the title of best reply :-D Yes people this thread was meant as a joke, but I am a little confused as to the definition of 'troll'. I dont mean to be one aa I dont really know who they are, but I did enjoy this thread ;-). Ps: Thanks to all for the kind words :-D . Im still relatively new here and what a great welcome. Also, however unlikely, if GRRM did read this please show on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I will say it againBRONCO POSITIONYeah, the Broncos took it in the ass, didn't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTSTARK Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 their children come from their horses... it is known! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Yeah, the Broncos took it in the ass, didn't they?no, look it up in urban dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You know normally I would think Joke, but after you been here awhile you get exposed to posters like this http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/83434-samwell-is-rhaegar-and-lyannas-son/And one can only wonder. Well, I have to give BlackHawk points for creativity at least.I guess this thread gives us a new perspective on the recounting of the Battle of the Blackwater, where Tywin Lannister is said to have "Taken Stannis Baratheon's men in the rear." :lmao:Dograki style.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 no, look it up in urban dictionary Someone missed the Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Bull Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 well ummm this is awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drayrock Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Ever heard of doggie style? HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drayrock Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Talk about greenboys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladytiger Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Obviously this is how Joffrey and Ramsey were conceived. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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