maarsen Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Child rearing has gone through many fads over the last few decades. How about we go back to the basics and let wolves raise our kids again as was done in the past. I always considered Mowgli a role model when I was young. Any thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cz99 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 They'd be better parents than many human parents, so why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Child rearing has gone through many fads over the last few decades. How about we go back to the basics and let wolves raise our kids again as was done in the past. I always considered Mowgli a role model when I was young. Any thoughts? The only fly in the ointment, from my experience, is that your average wolf couple tends to prefer eating the baby to raising it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathYon Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Could be a solution to the population crisis that we're facing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 The only fly in the ointment, from my experience, is that your average wolf couple tends to prefer eating the baby to raising it.Well, same could be said for most teachers. I'm not seeing a problem here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Wolves can get the job done in a fraction of the time it takes humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 the last group of lupine kids founded an empire that lasted a couple thousand years. do you really want to have that on your consciences again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 the last group of lupine kids founded an empire that lasted a couple thousand years. do you really want to have that on your consciences again? If it spurs the creation of another TV series like HBO's Rome, then yes, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 If it spurs the creation of another TV series like HBO's Rome, then yes, of course.Edit: feral child rabbit hole fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Edit: feral child rabbit hole fail Boom! New series! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I always half joke that my siblings and I were raised by wolves. No bedtime Homework? You don't have to do it! You can stay home from school if you want. Go to the store and pick up some cigarettes... and on and on... No rules, just right! Life in the wilds was pretty good, though. My fellow woodland creatures and my pack family existed by our strength and cunning, and no one was our master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 You know what's even gnarlier than a kid raised by wolves? A kid that as a baby, ate wolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Buck Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 It's actually a baby returning from the future to eat the earlier version of itself that ate wolves. Is it still cannibalism if you're eating yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 It's actually a baby returning from the future to eat the earlier version of itself that ate wolves. Is it still cannibalism if you're eating yourself? Hmm.. I guess the line between autocannibalism and oroborianism is kind of blurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Wolves can get the job done in a fraction of the time it takes humans. You haven't met many teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I never thought the board would stoop to condoning cruel and inhumane treatment of animals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emberling Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Child rearing has gone through many fads over the last few decades. How about we go back to the basics and let wolves raise our kids again as was done in the past. I always considered Mowgli a role model when I was young. Any thoughts?This is a very good idea but we have to vet the wolves very carefully to make sure they're not fundamentalists who are going to indoctrinate the kids into their archconservative, science-denying wolf-religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Eh, seems a trible legalistic., Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky;And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back --For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf,and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.Wash daily from nose-tip to tail-tip;drink deeply, but never too deep;And remember the night is for hunting,and forget not the day is for sleep.The Jackal may follow the Tiger, but, Cub, when thy whiskers are grown,Remember the Wolf is a Hunter --go forth and get food of thine own.Keep peace withe Lords of the Jungle --the Tiger, the Panther, and Bear.And trouble not Hathi the Silent,and mock not the Boar in his lair.When Pack meets with Pack in the Jungle,and neither will go from the trail,Lie down till the leaders have spoken --it may be fair words shall prevail.When ye fight with a Wolf of the Pack,ye must fight him alone and afar,Lest others take part in the quarrel,and the Pack be diminished by war.The Lair of the Wolf is his refuge,and where he has made him his home,Not even the Head Wolf may enter,not even the Council may come.The Lair of the Wolf is his refuge,but where he has digged it too plain,The Council shall send him a message,and so he shall change it again.If ye kill before midnight, be silent,and wake not the woods with your bay,Lest ye frighten the deer from the crop,and your brothers go empty away.Ye may kill for yourselves, and your mates,and your cubs as they need, and ye can;But kill not for pleasure of killing,and seven times never kill Man!If ye plunder his Kill from a weaker,devour not all in thy pride;Pack-Right is the right of the meanest;so leave him the head and the hide.The Kill of the Pack is the meat of the Pack.Ye must eat where it lies;And no one may carry away of that meat to his lair,or he dies.The Kill of the Wolf is the meat of the Wolf.He may do what he will;But, till he has given permission,the Pack may not eat of that Kill.Cub-Right is the right of the Yearling.From all of his Pack he may claimFull-gorge when the killer has eaten;and none may refuse him the same.Lair-Right is the right of the Mother.From all of her year she may claimOne haunch of each kill for her litter,and none may deny her the same.Cave-Right is the right of the Father --to hunt by himself for his own:He is freed of all calls to the Pack;he is judged by the Council alone.Because of his age and his cunning,because of his gripe and his paw,In all that the Law leaveth open,the word of your Head Wolf is Law.Now these are the Laws of the Jungle,and many and mighty are they;But the head and the hoof of the Lawand the haunch and the hump is -- Obey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 This is a very good idea but we have to vet the wolves very carefully to make sure they're not fundamentalists who are going to indoctrinate the kids into their archconservative, science-denying wolf-religion. And of course if any legislation is ever drafted it will have to contain some very specific language protecting the rights of females wolves to hide the fact that they are raising human children from their male partners, should the whim take them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 And of course if any legislation is ever drafted it will have to contain some very specific language protecting the rights of females wolves to hide the fact that they are raising human children from their male partners, should the whim take them. Trouble with wolf genetics is, certain populations have become so inbred that it's in the best interests of the pack, gov't, and society to know who the parents are to prevent excessive inbreeding. With the hairier human babies this concern doesn't evaporate, particularly when the infant's incisors grow in prematurely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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