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Acrophobia #18 - The Grave Epitaph, Won by Emmit!


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Before I know who you are and this becomes embarrassing I just want to say when I first read #3 I felt a gentle wave of love for whoever came up with 'young peach...lamentably pitted'.

Oh man! I totally missed the pun! Not like me at all. Must check my temperature now.

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I thought he died just before sunrise. With the sun up the shadow would be less effective. Despite what Mel says, they are creatures of darkness.

The shadows come to dance, my lord... The shadows come to stay, my lord...

I'm just going by the wiki.

While preparing for battle with his brother's forces the next dawn, Renly is slain

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i concur with everyone saying it was at dawn according to wiki and ACoK...i think show sorta gave indication he was undressing but i won't swear since i was probably drinking while i was watching...



time for a re-read, graycie (SwmbO)...it will help build your character to spend some time north of the wall...



...and your post count...



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1st - 7. Baratheon's greatest youngster perished heinously - Realm lost popular aspiring sovereign.


2nd - 13. By gods, you pass hereafter, ruling lands past always summer.


3rd - 3. Beloved Gentle Young Peach Here Rests. Lamentably Pitted Against Stannis.


3rd - 2. Baratheon's gone-


Youth, plucked Heaven.


Rainbows lament,


Praising all Seven.


3rd - 12. Born gullible, yet pretty.


His Rainbow Lover planted autocrat, secretly.

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1. Beloved graceful youth

Princely, hallowed.

Renlys life plundered,

accursed shadow.

2. Baratheon's gone-

Youth, plucked Heaven.

Rainbows lament,

Praising all Seven.

8. Begone guilt, yesterday's petty harms -

Relish life's peaches, after storms

13. By gods, you pass hereafter, ruling lands past always summer.

11. Brother, go your peachy hereafter. R'hllor's light produced a shadowbaby.

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ROUND 3 Voting


Sleep peacefully, King Renly Baratheon:

1. Beloved graceful youth
Princely, hallowed.
Renly’s life plundered,
accursed shadow. Night's Queen [1st - SNA],[2nd - Aegon],[3rd,4th,5th - StSn, DG]
2. Baratheon's gone-
Youth, plucked Heaven.
Rainbows lament,
Praising all Seven. Emmit [2nd - StSn, Lady B, SNA],[3rd,4th,5th - Woofless, lil'ghost]
3. Beloved Gentle Young Peach Here Rests. Lamentably Pitted Against Stannis. Ser Not Appearing [1st - Cast, StSn, DG],[2nd - rock],[3rd,4th,5th - shadow, lil' ghost, Cris, Julia, yomi, SWBO]
4. Bereft.
Graceful, youthful, playful Hart!
Right, left.
Picaresque avengers start. Julia H. [1st - shadow],[2nd - ast, yomi],[3rd,4th,5th - Night Q, Emmit, Woofless, DG]
5. Boldness guided you,
Patriarchy hindered review.
Loved passionately, although skewed. lil' ghost [Aegon],[3rd,4th,5th - Woofless, rock]
6. Better grab your poxy ho, run! Loras pledges annihilation, Stannis. Castellan [3rd,4th,5th - Cristin]
7. Baratheon's greatest youngster perished heinously - Realm lost popular aspiring sovereign. yomi [1st - Criston, lil' gh],[3rd,4th,5th - Lady B, Cast, shadow]
8. Begone guilt, yesterday's petty harms -
Relish life's peaches, after storms Stonehearted Snake [1st - Woofless, Lady B, Night Q],[2nd - shadow, Emmit],[3rd,4th,5th - Julia, SNA, rock, yomi, SWMBO, Aegon, Cast]
9. Bummer! Gone!
Young prince’s hallmark rainbows lost.
Pernicious Asshai spawn. Woofless [3rd,4th,5th - SWMBO, Night Q]
10. Buggered gleefully yonder paramour...Highgarden's Rose.
Loras pledged anonymous sepulcher. rocksniffer
11. Brother, go your peachy hereafter. R'hllor's light produced a shadowbaby. Dolorous Gabe [3rd,4th,5th - Cristin, Lady , SNA]
12. Born gullible, yet pretty.
His Rainbow Lover planted autocrat, secretly. She Who Must Be Obeyed [3rd,4th,5th - lil' gh]
13. By gods, you pass hereafter, ruling lands past always summer. a shadow [1st - rock, Emmit],[2nd - Julia, DG, lil' gh],[3rd,4th,5th - Night Q, Lady B, egon, StSn, SNA]
14. Benevolent, Gallant, Youthful prize.
His righteous life, purloined at sunrise. Aegon the Poached [1st - Julia, SWMBO],[2nd - Woofless, Night Q],[3rd,4th,5th - yomi, rock, StSn, shadow]
15. Bye, Gallant Young Potential Hero, R'hllor's Light Produced A Shadow. Criston of House Shapper [1st - yomi],[2nd - SWMBO],[3rd,4th,5th - Aegon, Cast, Emmit, Julia]
16. Baratheon's great youth perished horribly. Renly lacked protection against shadows. Howlin' Howland [2nd - Cristin],[3rd,4th,5th - DG, Emmit]


RESULTS

1. Emmit 42 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 52
2. Stoned Snake 23 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 47
3. Julia H 30 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 43
4. a shadow 16 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 35
5. Ser Not Appearing 11 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 32
6. Aegon the Poached 14 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 30
7. Woofless 25 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 29
8. yomi 17 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 28
9. lil' ghost 20 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 = 27
10. Dolorous Gabe 20 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 25
11. Lady Blizzardborn 19 + 1 = 20
11. Castellan 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 20
11. Night's Queen 11 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 20
14. Criston of House Shapper 7 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 18
15. Howlin Howland 12 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 17
16. rocksniffer 14 + 1 + 1 = 16
17. She Who Must Be Obeyed 10 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 13

And once again Emmit manages to stay in first place, but the competition is creeping up fast. Stoned Snake moves into 2nd place with a great entry and took half the first-vote points, together with Ser Not Appearing who has powered up to 5th place. Julia H. is in 3rd, but another person who had a great entry moves into 4th, a shadow.

For those of you who were sad not to get as many votes as you thought you would, I want to say every entry was strong , but it was a very strong group overall and it can be tough to get votes in those circumstances.

I feel I must mention the first entry that came in was Ser Not Appearing's submission, and it just blew me away, with his gentle peach pitted by Stannis. And a shadow's very poetic entry also impressed me, 2 wonderful entries among a batch of wonderful entries. :)

As usual, please double-check the vote count.

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ROUND 4 Submissions

So many deaths to choose from, what to do, what to do...

The death that shocked us all as much as, if not worse than, Ned's death was the death of his son, Robb Stark. You poor brave lad. King of the North, dead at 16. Betrayed by allies. Your head chopped off and the head of your direwolf sewn on your neck. Do we even know what happened to his body? I don't think so...

For his epitaph, I think of something pithy, like those great words used in the American West, He died with his boots on.


We remember Robb Stark...

1. Some paths grimly instigate man's ruination.
2. Silent prayer: Gods, inspire my realm.
3. Strong, Proud, Gallant, Infallible. Mortals Remember!
4. Still proudly growling, "I maintain resistance."
5. STARK
Passerby gaze inwards momentarily.
~ Remember ~
6. Son persisted gamely; insolently murdered - renegades!
7. Suddenly, painfully, grievously impaled. Mother's regret.
8. Strong, proud, gone in mere ruse.
9. Sew... Poor Greywind Is My Replacement?
10. Snow piles grief. Ice metes revenge.
11. Severed promise.
Grey, immortal mourning reigns.
12. Stunned, poor Greywind. In misery remembered.
13. Skillfully Played.
"Greetings" Intention
Maliciously Relayed!
14. Southrons proudly guard,
Incised many regards.
15. Seldom Pretentious,
Gleefully Idealistic,
Monstrously Robbed.
16. Sadly pretenders get important marriages red.


People kept telling me what a hard time they were having, and kept telling me their entries were lousy. But now that I have looked at the list, guess what? You're wrong! They are different than Renly's but the words are pithier.

And some people gave me the choice to run their entries as a single line or to make them look like they were on a tombstone. I went with the tombstone. :)

Good luck, everyone.

Please vote for your 5 top entries until Thursday, July 2, 10:00 pm EST.

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ROUND 5


We could go with Catelyn, or Gregor, but since we've already done the undead, I thought we'd go for Tywin Lannister. As a man of few words, for the most part, and a rich man who would have quite the mausoleum, I shall switch back to more letters. King's Hand, betrayer, wily son-of-a-b, a man not to be crossed, a father who loved his children...not quite...a man known to have loved his wife. Rich, ruthless, arrogant. Does he rest in peace?

TYWIN LANNISTER:


Your acronym is: RAILM JNYNF

[Er, those letters look brutal :o ]

Your deadline is Thursday, July 2, 10:00 pm EST.

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1st 5. STARK

Passerby gaze inwards momentarily.
~ Remember ~

2nd 10. Snow piles grief. Ice metes revenge.

3rd 11. Severed promise.

Grey, immortal mourning reigns.

4th 3. Strong, Proud, Gallant, Infallible. Mortals Remember!

5th 14. Southrons proudly guard,

Incised many regards.

This round gave me a constriction in the throat. :crying:

I expect the next one to be different.

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