sologdin Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 ok, in this fast-paced economy of creepiness, i find that i am now over cock pics. and let's face it, if the market is glutted with the things, there can't be much incremental value in any particular product, which are more or less parity items, competing less through utility or quality and more through the market positions produced by IP and marketing efforts. if cock pics make for exponential creepiness, i suspect that we can get to tetration of creepiness through snuff cock pics. if anyone's planning on taking it to this truly radical & aesthetic next level, i can help, for a modest fee, by drafting out the testament that causes the dissemination of the products in question. PM me for details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 Snuff cock pics? Fits perfectly with the greatest pick-up line I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 well, don't leave us in suspense. did you put out to the snuff cock pic line? wait, are you talking about my post? am i in fact getting laid right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?Yep, that's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 ok, that's fucking creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 That's just sad, not really creepy.Creepy would be "My penis just died. Can I bury it in your grandpa's ass while you film it? Because when I look at you and imagine you to be 60 years older, you'd be totally hot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?of course one must ask, "how did it die?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Dis-apointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 So, not a stroke, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Hey, Goblin King - Get your little horde under control. What you've wrought has become too creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 Hey, Goblin King - Get your little horde under control. What you've wrought has become too creepy.Just you wait, Spoono. My next big move is gonna blow your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Lack of strokes, solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 ok, in this fast-paced economy of creepiness, i find that i am now over cock pics. and let's face it, if the market is glutted with the things, there can't be much incremental value in any particular product, which are more or less parity items, competing less through utility or quality and more through the market positions produced by IP and marketing efforts. if cock pics make for exponential creepiness, i suspect that we can get to tetration of creepiness through snuff cock pics. if anyone's planning on taking it to this truly radical & aesthetic next level, i can help, for a modest fee, by drafting out the testament that causes the dissemination of the products in question. PM me for details.Nobody wants come shots. Act classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 OMG, did I ever send you that mindboggling HP/Pirates of the Caribbean MPREG Crossover fic? In which Sirius gets preggers with Captain Sparrow. It was the most glorious trainwreck, almost as good as Draco and the Apple fic.NOTHING is better than the Draco and Apple fic. NOTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Trisk Myshkin masquerading as Triskele just sent me the best p.m. I have ever received. Ever.I can't even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 That's just sad, not really creepy.Creepy would be "My penis just died. Can I bury it in your grandpa's ass while you film it? Because when I look at you and imagine you to be 60 years older, you'd be totally hot."That sounds more like the start of an Aristocrats-style joke than actually creepy, imo. I think creepy would be more in the line of:"Hey. How you doing? I'm [name]. I noticed you walking a bit bowlegged tonight, you get fucked really hard or something? What kind of jerk did that to you? I'm a real nice guy, want to grab a drink with me instead? Com'on, don't be a slut." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 That's plain pathetic.Creepy.... Well, talking about 'coitus', instead of 'sex' is always a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 This thread just delivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 In this season of giving, I have sent out several creepy PMs. Sorry Lily, you can't have a creepy PM since your mailbox is full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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