Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 I came across these on Patton Oswalt's Twitter feed, and thought some of the more creative folks here might have fun with the idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 "Oh the weather outside is frightful, And it's left you feeling spiteful, But as long as you're with your ho', Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow!" - Rick Sazon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunderMifflin Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That's pretty hard to compete with a professional comedian, I realize mine are so awful before I can even type them. I can do porn titles, anybody can do those. - Grandma got bent over by a reindeer - Hard, the Herald angels sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKitttenGuard Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Rudolph with your nose so bright, you must of snorted a huge line of coke tonight. Jingle Bell time is a swell time to go screwing in a one horse sled. I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus underneath the missletoe last night. Here cums Santa Claus Here cums Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, DunderMifflin said: - Grandma got bent over by a reindeer Grandma got bent over by a reindeer ask her and she will plainly tell you so She did such a thorough job of Rudolph That Santa called her a Ho, Ho, Ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 "I'll be boned for Christmas, Plant yourself on me, Amid the snow, My missile grows, Like a mushroom-shaped tree Christmas Eve will find me, Naked as can be, I'll be boned for Christmas, If only in my dreams, If only in my dreams...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felice Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 The HP Lovecraft Historical Society's songs are my favourite holiday music. Eg this one based on Little Drummer Boy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Gandalf got molested by a Balrog, Walking through the mines one summer's eve. You can say such things are only legend, But me and Master Frodo, we believe. - Boogie Knights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Oh the weather out is delightful Though my mood is pretty frightful For the sea rises past its range Climate change, climate change, climate change - me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 Fantastic! Keep 'em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Later on, I'll perspire As I fret by the fire, To face so afraid, the bills left unpaid Walking in my Winter underwear - For Better Or For Worse (comic strip) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 He's making a list, he's checking it twice Gonna find out whose Sharia or Shiite Santa Claus supports Trump's Muslim registry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Isn't 'Baby it's cold outside' already a perverted Christmas song to begin with? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ccwjk_south-park-bill-cosby-taylor-swift-baby-it-s-cold-outside_news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKitttenGuard Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 12 Pipers Pegging 11 Drummers Dutching 10 Lords a Leering 9 Ladies Licking 8 Maids Mooning 7 Swans Swallowing 6 Geese a Goosing 5 COCKRINGS 4 Calling Girls 3 French Whores 2 Horny Doves And a Patridge in a Pear Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake Every step you take, every move you make, he'll be watching you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumHam Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 4 hours ago, drawkcabi said: Later on, I'll perspire As I fret by the fire, To face so afraid, the bills left unpaid Walking in my Winter underwear - For Better Or For Worse (comic strip) I can remember my mom getting fairly mad at me for walking around the house singing "Walking 'round in women's underwear" The only bit I remember is "To face unafraid / the baby we made / walking 'round in women's underwear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Steve Bannon singing White Christmas. 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Knight of Ashes said: Steve Bannon singing White Christmas. 'nuff said. I'm picturing that old Bing Crosby Christmas Special where David Bowie rings the doorbell...Only Trump answers the door. And what rough beast, its hour come at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I'm picturing that old Bing Crosby Christmas Special where David Bowie rings the doorbell...Only Trump answers the door. And what rough beast, its hour come at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Among other things, I hate Trump for making me political. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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