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Acrophobia 35B: Death Comes As The End, Final Round Voting!!

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2 hours ago, Fragile Bird said:

BONUS ROUND - No Jon Snow

What If Rhaegar never ran off with Lyanna? There would be no Jon Snow, right? Effectively we’d kill off Jon Snow, right? That doesn’t mean there’d be no war in Westeros, Aegon was still mad as mad could be, there’d probably be some other trigger to bring on an uprising.

At first I thought of asking you to name another bride and describe their son with the letters I’d provide, but other than Cersei we really don’t know of any other prospective wives, do we?

So instead, I am going to ask you why Rhaegar never married Lyanna. And to make this really easy, there will be no letters! Using 5, 6, 7 or 8 words, explain why Rhaegar and Lyanna broke up. Be funny. Be rude. Be clever! I’ll post the results and we can vote, or giggle, or something. 

Lol, that is, if any of you respond...

"Melancholy again!" yelled Lyanna, before galloping away.

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1) 1.    Snow crushed under rushing Sam, carrying books.

2) 7.    Squishers come uproariously rampaging - stoned crow bastard!

3) 5.    Noseless buddy extinguishes dragon's fire.

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Now guys, people are sending me stuff, so while your stuff posted is fantastic, can you send me something else as well?

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Fragile Bird said:

Now guys, people are sending me stuff, so while your stuff posted is fantastic, can you send me something else as well?

Dammit. :P

Edited by Emmit
Added a smiley so no one thought I was really mad.

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To be honest, I'd have been more interested in the bonus round if we were limited to maybe 2 words. 3 at most.

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1 hour ago, Dolorous Gabe said:

To be honest, I'd have been more interested in the bonus round if we were limited to maybe 2 words. 3 at most.

2 words? Like a beer slogan? "Great taste!" That kind of thing? ;)

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11 minutes ago, honeyed chicken said:

2 words? Like a beer slogan? "Great taste!" That kind of thing? ;)

Haha not sure "great taste" works as a reason for not marrying Lyanna :leer:

I was thinking more "Infallibility complex"

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36 minutes ago, RhaenysBee said:

Or “Annulment attorneys High Septons are expensive”

Please, we will be posting a list of entries anonymously!

But this is great!

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Some of the entries being sent to me at seriously, amazingly, funny, and could have happened!

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On 7/23/2019 at 3:00 PM, Fragile Bird said:

BONUS ROUND - No Jon Snow

So instead, I am going to ask you why Rhaegar never married Lyanna. And to make this really easy, there will be no letters! Using 5, 6, 7 or 8 words, explain why Rhaegar and Lyanna broke up. Be funny. Be rude. Be clever! I’ll post the results and we can vote, or giggle, or something. 

Lol, that is, if any of you respond...

The perfect Targaryen prince snores...really loudly!

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said:

Coathanger abortion.

i doubt they had coathangers.

not flexible wire ones anyway.

Edited by Castellan

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