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Acrophobia #38: Raven Messages (part III)


Dolorous Gabe

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ROUND TWO RESULTS

 

1 - Dad, Arctic ain’t hot!

Author: Count Balerion* 1+1 +1+2+2 = 7

 

2 - Pops, noteworthy seer found! Northern savior awesome ‘gainst wights! ~ Sonny 

Author: She Who Must Be Obeyed* 1+1 +1+2+1+1 = 7

 

3 - Papa, now sad fortune nears. Sanguineous admixture, gruesome weirwood soup.

Author: Howlin’ Howland* 1+1 +2+3+3+3 +2 = 15

 

4 - Perilous nights. Shadows flit. New signs abound. Gravest: wights seen.

Author: Fragile Bird* 1+1 +1+2+2 = 7

 

5 - In pain. Yearning wild bogs… Adieu Father!

Author: RhaenysBee* 1+1 +2+1+1+1 = 7

 

6 - Please note: Samwell friend; north supplied a Greenseer; wights swarming

Author: Castellan* 1+1 +3 = 5

 

7 - Dream’s apex achieved honorably.

Author: honeyed chicken* 1+1 +2+1+3 = 8

 

8 - Plainly, northbound sightseers find no snarks and grumkins. Wights superabundant.

Author: Julia H* 1+1 +3+3+3+1 +2 = 14

 

9 - DEAD ARMY ALMOST HERE!!!

Author: rocksniffer* 1+1 +3+2+3+2 = 12

 

Voted: Eternally_His

 

STANDINGS AFTER ROUND TWO

 

Fragile Bird 21 + 7 = 28

Julia H. 7 + 14 = 21

She Who Must Be Obeyed 13 + 7 = 20

Howlin’ Howland 4 + 15 = 19 

RhaenysBee 10 + 7 = 17

rocksniffer 5 + 12 = 17

honeyed chicken 2 + 8 = 10

Count Balerion 2 + 7 = 9

Eternally_His 4 + 1 = 5

Castellan 5

 

This wonderfully strong round was won by a hair’s breadth by Howlin’ Howland one point ahead of Julia H. They shared the most 1st place votes bonus. By virtue of her whopping 1st round, Fragile Bird does well enough to remain on top ahead of a gathering of strong competitors all with numerous past honours including current Acrophobia crown holder She Who Must Be Obeyed. Acro-game stalwarts rocksniffer and honeyed chicken had good rounds to get them into the competition. RhaenysBee delivered my personal favourite entry of the round (I shed a tear upon reading it) and Count Balerion was as humorous as ever. Thanks to Eternally_His for voting and entering R3 after missing R2. And of course how could I forget the brilliant, wonderful, amazing Castellan, who entered the lists with five points!

 

As ever, please check my tallies. It’s nearly 3am and I’m on my 4th large dram of cask strength whisky.

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ROUND THREE VOTING

 

1 - Oaths are just coitus...fancified!

2 - Oaf! Accept: Jaime’s Cersei's forever! 

3 - Outsized pussycat won't attract Lion's delicious orgasms!

4 - Nabbing twin? Unacceptable. Cutie, you're qyburned!

5 - Off protecting wanted assassin?  Little Dove's overwatch?

6 - Oaths? Absurd. Jaime. Cersei. Forever.

7 - Over protective wench! Avoid leaving desires open.

8 - Outlandish promises won't animate lovelorn desires - Obviously!

9 - Nothing to understand! Champion your Queen!

10 - Oafishly assuming Jaime’s conquered? Fool!

 

I’ll set a deadline tomorrow.

Deadline is Monday 4th at 2pm BST

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ROUND FOUR

 

Asha Greyjoy to Erik Ironmaker

 

Euron had them legally married without Asha’s consent or presence. Asha sends him a message. What does the message read?

 

Acronyms:

W D A B C F

E R C A L B P F

P M H B R I Y M V W

 

I’ll set a deadline tomorrow

Deadline is Monday 4th 2pm BST

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18 minutes ago, Dolorous Gabe said:

This wonderfully strong round was won by a hair’s breadth by Howlin’ Howland one point ahead of Julia H. They shared the most 1st place votes bonus. By virtue of her whopping 1st round, Fragile Bird does well enough to remain on top ahead of a gathering of strong competitors all with numerous past honours including current Acrophobia crown holder She Who Must Be Obeyed. Acro-game stalwarts rocksniffer and honeyed chicken had good rounds to get them into the competition. RhaenysBee delivered my personal favourite entry of the round (I shed a tear upon reading it) and Count Balerion was as humorous as ever. Thanks to Eternally_His for voting and entering R3 after missing R2.

What about me? I have entered the lists with 5 points! Five!! That's more than the 2 points I expected when I saw the other entries. Great round.

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Another strong round . . .

1st) 1 - Oaths are just coitus...fancified!   (It's over. This one wins not just the round, but the whole game! :o )

2nd)  3 - Outsized pussycat won't attract Lion's delicious orgasms!

3rd)  4 - Nabbing twin? Unacceptable. Cutie, you're qyburned!

 

 

 

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11 hours ago, Castellan said:

What about me? I have entered the lists with 5 points! Five!! That's more than the 2 points I expected when I saw the other entries. Great round.

My apologies, I copied the standings from R1 and forgot to add you to them.

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