The Wolf Maid Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 That evil king George with his moral ambiguity!! Why do all his character have to act like regular human beings? Why can't they all be two-dimensional cookie cutter archtypes? I hate it when an author makes me think for myself. I want every point to be painstakingly pounded into my forehead so as it leaves no doubt as to what I am supposed to think!!! Yep. You guys truly have high moral clarity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Yep. You guys truly have high moral clarity! I'm so morally correct I poop sweet smelling moral celery! Even my farts speak of philosphy and a higher calling! King George is a charlatan and I will bring down his "Marts" army with my awesome hand sculpted statues and long winded yet tear jerking speeches! If that doesn't work? Well that is what my elite bdsm ninja women and blood thirsty arm breaking quad rapists are for! If he was a smart man like me he'd realize he has already lost! Did I mention we are building a D'haran Death ball in orbit? I wanted to call it a Death-Star but that damned pinko commie buddhist Lucas already used that name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Did I mention we are building a D'haran Death ball in orbit? I wanted to call it a Death-Star but that damned pinko commie buddhist Lucas already used that name! You could always just claim you never saw the movies and anyone who saw a resemblance between your deathstar and Lucas' deathstar was too young to understand the complexities of large orbital weapons systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 You could always just claim you never saw the movies and anyone who saw a resemblance between your deathstar and Lucas' deathstar was too young to understand the complexities of large orbital weapons systems. Yes,I'd never lower myself by watching cliche science fiction! But I did here about Lucas and his Death-Star! Sadly if I watched the two trilogies all I'd want to do is fix them. lol. The thing about science fiction and orbital annilation systems though I've never read science fiction is that it is too complex for stupid humans to understand so you have to do away with aliens that symbolize weirdo cultural diversity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Yes,I'd never lower myself by watching cliche science fiction! But I did here about Lucas and his Death-Star! Sadly if I watched the two trilogies all I'd want to do is fix them. lol. The thing about science fiction and orbital annilation systems though I've never read science fiction is that it is too complex for stupid humans to understand so you have to do away with aliens that symbolize weirdo cultural diversity. I see your point. Perhaps we could call it the "O'ist Slaughter Ball" or maybe "Facekicker1". Either way I think I deserve the title of Darth Vader (I made that up myself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Question: does rule one apply to authors who formulate rule one? You know, hypothetically... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Question: does rule one apply to authors who formulate rule one? You know, hypothetically... Are you saying Tairy is so stupid he'll believe anything just because he wants it to be true?!!! (Bristles with righteous fury!) Darth Myshkin show this fool the power of our fully operational battle station!! (sounds all palpatine like as his eyes crackle with the lightning of da truth!) Btw I think the O'ist slaughter ball is perfect!! You are brilliant my no. 1!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Are you saying Tairy is so stupid he'll believe anything just because he wants it to be true?!!! (Bristles with righteous fury!) Darth Myshkin show this fool the power of our fully operational battle station!! (sounds all palpatine like as his eyes crackle with the lightning of da truth!) Btw I think the O'ist slaughter ball is perfect!! You are brilliant my no. 1!! The O'ist Slauther Ball isn't quite operational yet, we're still waiting for Yeard Trooper #56 to get back from the store with the windshield wiper fluid. I could try to ride him down with my goany if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Are you saying Tairy is so stupid he'll believe anything just because he wants it to be true?!!! (Bristles with righteous fury!) Darth Myshkin show this fool the power of our fully operational battle station!! (sounds all palpatine like as his eyes crackle with the lightning of da truth!) Btw I think the O'ist slaughter ball is perfect!! You are brilliant my no. 1!! Now you've done it! OldBen's thing is now rising in righteous anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 The O'ist Slauther Ball isn't quite operational yet, we're still waiting for Yeard Trooper #56 to get back from the store with the windshield wiper fluid. I could try to ride him down with my goany if you want. Blast it! Zedd hasn't returned with the wiper fluid! Most likely he got arrested for flashing young girls while naked again! Darth Myshkin to the experimental winged fire breathing Goany!! Time to teach the Marts some moral celery!! Yes wolf maiden my thing IS rising!! Only heroes of moral celery have such a thing..and only true heroes think with that thing instead of their brains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 You could always just claim you never saw the movies and anyone who saw a resemblance between your deathstar and Lucas' deathstar was too young to understand the complexities of large orbital weapons systems. Or somehow say you're just ripping off Eragon instead. There's gotta be a Death Star type item in that re-hash, right? "You can't sue me, Mr. Lucas. I'm ripping off the other guy who ripped you off and you let get away with it! Mwahahahahaha!" That's RIGHTEOUS moral celery for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecchi-Oni Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/15 Finally an artist that took a fork stab at Tairy! I mean, ummm we must kill him and put a sac over his head with stinging bees! To the truth-mobile!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/15 All hail the Fork of Truth!!! We must quest for this Fork and bring it back to the Yearded One. Only those with great moral celery need apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 All hail the Fork of Truth!!! We must quest for this Fork and bring it back to the Yearded One. Only those with great moral celery need apply. Indeed! The fork of truth will compliment the sword of truth! I wonder if there are boxers of truth?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 OldBen! What happened to your Tairy sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 OldBen! What happened to your Tairy sig? Tairy haters stole it! Damn Tairy haters!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I was just over on MinDonner's blog and realized that there has never been a "Richard meets the wizard of Oz" parody. That story has a real fucking straw man! It's tailor made for Big Dick. Somebody should get on this right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penandink Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Oh. God. I hurt from laughing. This thread has kept me entertained for the past hour, and I'm seriously considering seeking out your previous Tairy-worship threads. I now love you all and consider my heroes. Really. Your influence has been immense. I might have even gotten some moral celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I was just over on MinDonner's blog and realized that there has never been a "Richard meets the wizard of Oz" parody. That story has a real fucking straw man! It's tailor made for Big Dick. Somebody should get on this right away. Maybe MinDonner could do the honors. Or you. I can only do Biblical and Eddings. Oh. God. I hurt from laughing. This thread has kept me entertained for the past hour, and I'm seriously considering seeking out your previous Tairy-worship threads. I now love you all and consider my heroes. Really. Your influence has been immense. I might have even gotten some moral celery. Yes! Another recruit! Go on now, and immerse yourself in Tairy's wisdom! If you want links to the other threads, there's a sticky from Werthead on the top of the Literature forums on Author discussions that will link you to Tairy love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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