devotee Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I think I will just do the cliched thing and go to a mall. An American mall though, I would need my gun stores and food courts. I would, however, ban the pregnant and the old, dogowning ladies. Gotta take some precautions.The South Pole isn't safe, cold doesn't scare zombies. At least not the Nazi Zombies in the Norwegian movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K26dp Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 We need to clarify what kind of zoombies are these Slow Night of the Living Dead Zombies or Fast Dawn of the Dead (remakes) zombiesTo label us is to negate us. Each zombie is a unique snowflake, beautiful in its own way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Bah, the way to deal with zombies is to find the most charismatic individual around and ask him to Turn Undead.Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K26dp Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Bah, the way to deal with zombies is to find the most charismatic individual around and ask him to Turn Undead.Fortunately for us zombies, Ricardo Montalbán died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 *sigh*The aliens will get us well before the zombies do.*shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfish Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 *sigh*The aliens will get us well before the zombies do.*shakes head*Clearly we need to quickly arrange an alliance with the aliens.That's a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 *sigh*The aliens will get us well before the zombies do.*shakes head*I can assuse we We come in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K26dp Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Well, I'm convinced.Also, they taste like lobster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGalley Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'm going to petition my apartment's council to start putting these up in my building. Definitely made of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I have a hatchet.Good blades don't need reloading.Learn to cut off heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGalley Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I have a hatchet.Good blades don't need reloading.Learn to cut off heads.<wipes tear> Pure poetry.Is it wrong I imagine you saying that with a hatchet, a bottle of whiskey, while receiving a blowjob in the Gem Saloon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJ Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 GRRM is not a zombie, damnit!So how do you explain A Feast for Crows? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 The thread shambles on....craving more brains.In zombie related news, I went to Utah this weekend. Definately need to stop by there after the ZA. Mormons all stockpile food in their basements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon strike Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 The thread shambles on....craving more brains.In zombie related news, I went to Utah this weekend. Definately need to stop by there after the ZA. Mormons all stockpile food in their basements.Why?I thought according to their beliefs when the end times come its the rapture for them. So why stockpile food?Is it for those of us left behind?why thats so nice of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-ahrairah Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Important biology question: what happens when a pregnant woman is bitten? Is the baby A) dead, B) dead and then born as a zombie, or C) born alive, and then eaten or infected by its undead parent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K26dp Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Important biology question: what happens when a pregnant woman is bitten? Is the baby A) dead, B) dead and then born as a zombie, or C) born alive, and then eaten or infected by its undead parent?It depends on how far along the child is.Most of the time, the child would be stillborn, as its dead mother can no longer provide support. If the baby is very close to term when the mother is gloriously re-made, it could be born alive, but its life expectancy would still be very, very low as it would most likely make for an appetizer for Mom.By the way, you know what tastes good? Anyone?That's right. Your brains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 It depends on how far along the child is.Most of the time, the child would be stillborn, as its dead mother can no longer provide support. If the baby is very close to term when the mother is gloriously re-made, it could be born alive, but its life expectancy would still be very, very low as it would most likely make for an appetizer for Mom.I disagree. I believe that the Zombie virus would cross the placenta after infection, but prior to death and rebirth. I would think anytime after 38-30 weeks or so, that would lead to the unborn child also becoming a zombie. It might even be possible for the fetus to die and arise prior to the mother's death given it's smaller circulatory system. I don't think the process would resemble so much "birth" as a particularly messy cesarean - but starting from the inside. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztemhead Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 just in case anyone hasn't seen it yet, I bring you the zombiepocalypse survival blog.the answers to all your questions are there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 *bump*Important news on the ability of civilization to survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Canadian researchers conclude that, infact, it won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 Everyone knows Canadians are wusses. Look at them surrendering before the fight has even started. Well, I look forward to claiming Banff NP as my personal kingdom once Zack cleanses the North of Candy-Ass syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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