Xray the Enforcer Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I hear that Terry has the words Capitalism and Individual Tattooed to his butt cheeks. Drives the women folk crazy. *swoons* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahimsa Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Which got me to thinking: If you had to choose between punching Terry Goodkind in his bloated, egotistical head or reading an advance copy of ADWD which would you choose? It's a touch choice, I might have go with the punch to Terry's head. After which I'd cut off his ponytail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagged Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Which got me to thinking: If you had to choose between punching Terry Goodkind in his bloated, egotistical head or reading an advance copy of ADWD which would you choose? It's a touch choice, I might have go with the punch to Terry's head. After which I'd cut off his ponytail. I would go with the punch to Terry's head. I mean ADWD would eventually come out and I would get to read it. But the chance to punch Goodkind in the head doesn't come around very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Which got me to thinking: If you had to choose between punching Terry Goodkind in his bloated, egotistical head or reading an advance copy of ADWD which would you choose? It's a touch choice, I might have go with the punch to Terry's head. After which I'd cut off his ponytail. Either choice would make me the envy of this whole board, but still I'd take ADWD in a heartbeat. Sure punching Terry would give me momentary satisfaction, but ADWD is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus I wouldn't have to wash off any of that greasy shit Terry must put in his slicked back ponytail hair that might get on my hand. :sick: And after all, the best way to stick it to Terry is being able to actually read something good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Man Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 If you had to choose between punching Terry Goodkind in his bloated, egotistical head or reading an advance copy of ADWD which would you choose? It's a touch choice, I might have go with the punch to Terry's head. After which I'd cut off his ponytail. Is it possible to accept the copy of ADWD, read it, and then proceed to beat Goodkind over the head with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Elemental Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Is it possible to accept the copy of ADWD, read it, and then proceed to beat Goodkind over the head with it? You would soil a collector's item in that fashion? :sick: Heresy! Send him to Melisandre's fires! :mad: -- and I'd take the copy of ADWD. I've never actually read anything by Goodkind, except for the Mme Erzulie excerpts, and as Drawkcabi pointed out, at least I can come back to ADWD over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 You take the dust jacket off, beat him with the book, and then put the jacket back on to hide any blood...you're then the envy of all for having an ARC of ADWD used to beat Terry Goodkind down...where's the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Is it just me, or did Goodkind is our God just go tits up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Is it just me, or did Goodkind is our God just go tits up? It did. Maybe it's been slashdotted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarich Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Haha, GodKing - having noted the blasphemous heresy of that board - decided to use his earth shattering powers to inflict a fatal script error on line 10 of this board. Tremble ye trespassers and rejoice that in his mercy he has spared your worthless lifes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Which got me to thinking: If you had to choose between punching Terry Goodkind in his bloated, egotistical head or reading an advance copy of ADWD which would you choose? It's a touch choice, I might have go with the punch to Terry's head. After which I'd cut off his ponytail. How long would this beating last? I mean, is it only one punch or can it be a whole extended beat down? And would this beat-down be recorded for repeated viewings? Could it take place in a public place (e.g., Worldcon)? I mean, ADWD will come out and everyone will read it (some earlier than others). If it were me, I would go with beating Terry. That would just rock! If I could, I would use one of Ayn Rand's leg bones to deliver the beating. I'll bet that would really stick it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werewolfv2 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Is it just me, or did Goodkind is our God just go tits up? its working fine for me currently. somebody also just dropped an invite to that forum on a goodkind fan group over in Yahoo that has 500+ members... also, who has and who doesnt have, access to the Deep Thoughts section? I know most of the original crew was given access but who else is still on the outside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Deep Thoughts section? I guess my El Pollo Jodido wasn't given access to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Silenus Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Deep Thoughts? Is that on Goodkind Is Our God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Braker of Hens: your comment just slayed me. Sacred beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brys Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I've just seen some of the more recent threads on Goodkind is our God - they're hilarious, especially as you seem to have got some real fans there now. The one started by "I am Ian" is seriously funny. I remain amazed that people can't tell the difference between real Goodkind fans and parodies of them. It's exaggerated on Goodkind is our God - but scarily, not by much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werewolfv2 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Deep Thoughts? Is that on Goodkind Is Our God? deep thoughts? I know nothing of a hidden forum such as the one you mistakenly mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Silenus Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 yup, its a hidden forum Is this a mod forum? WIDDRAWN. Edit: ^HA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werewolfv2 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Deep Thoughts section? I guess my El Pollo Jodido wasn't given access to that feel free to check that theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Braker of Hens: your comment just slayed me. Sacred beer... Sleep deprivation does amazing things to one's cognitive processes feel free to check that theory I did. And boy were there deep thoughts at that forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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