Arbor Gold Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "Got a facial this morning! It was a total surprise! My husband is wonderful!!":lol:Yes, I'm 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screaming Turkey Reborn Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "Got a facial this morning! It was a total surprise! My husband is wonderful!!":lol:Yes, I'm 12. :rofl: Surprise facials are the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 "Got a facial this morning! It was a total surprise! My husband is wonderful!!":lol:Yes, I'm 12.If that were my FB friend, you better believe I would have asked if he gave her a pearl necklace as well. (Because I'm 12 too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigima Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I saw that someecards link earlier but now the link doesn't work. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 If that were my FB friend, you better believe I would have asked if he gave her a pearl necklace as well. (Because I'm 12 too.)So glad to know I'm not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 somtymz u jst wana smash ur head against a brick wall,my tym is now.15 hours later we get an 'is in a relationship' update so things are probably going to get interesting again :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glow Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 ...this morning: "die young and make a good corpse"My answer: "you're pretty late for the young part; and even if you weren't, as a corpse you'd suck worse than you do now"Now I'm waiting for the flare up :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 "Got a facial this morning! It was a total surprise! My husband is wonderful!!":lol:Yes, I'm 12. :spank: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seli Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 The joy of having young parents in your feed: Child has a bad case of diarrhoea. In order to let his bum breathe a little, we let him walk around a bit without a nappie. Needless to say, that's when terror struck! I think we just arrived in Dante's first circle of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warg Arry Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 SS: I hate orange juice with pulp. I never want to have to chew my drink.LS: So you probably wouldn't like those new drinks at KFC with the chunky stuff.SS: No, yuck! they look disgusting LS: You're so judgemental, have you even tried them????SS; You just suggested it would be something I wouldn't like. GAWD remind me why are you even on my friends list.LS: cause we're married.JD: HACKED! Also Krushers rock.SS: shudderLS: Why is John on your friends list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyelesbarrow Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Not a status, but a description of a high school classmate's wedding album posted on facebook. She writes this way all the time. It drives me crazy.Once upon a time... two peopLe met, became the tRuest & best of fRiends and feLL in Love. ThRough the yeaRs togetheR, they oveRcame tRiaLs + haRdships, finding a stRongeR Love. They shaRed happiness and teaRs, good times and bad. In each otheR, they found "THE ONE" and maRRiage vows joined theiR Lives togetheR in ChRist, as theiR heaRts had aLReady been. And so theiR LOVE, descRibed as Enchanting as a FaiRytaLe & WondeRfuL as a DReam Come TRue, became a Life-Long pRomise on theiR 100th month.. 10th of OctobeR 2010 ♥ By the looks of it, it was a big, expensive fairy-tale themed wedding complete with a golden carriage. Did I say expensive? And don't people care about proper punctuation anymore? There should be a law banning people who don't care about punctuation and spelling to have and burn that much money. Or to be allowed to procreate. Yes, I'm broke. Why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edda van Heefmstra Ruston Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Too bad they couldn't afford a working keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannister? Barely knew 'er Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Every R and L has been capitalized. It's a subtle hint that the high school classmate married R.L. Stein, and the wedding will show up in the next Goosebumps novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edda van Heefmstra Ruston Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 wiLLiam R stanek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlot Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 You know what you have to do, soldier.Here you go:"Shundnt have gotten involved Wtf was I thinkin Oh I remember He doesn' seem like the Type. So wrong like. normal 3 stikes your out God I know how to pick 'em" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyelesbarrow Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Another wedding related album from a different couple, Kathy and CJ. Kathy was another school classmate. She titled their prenup album "Bella and Edward." I would like to feel sorry for the guy, but decided against it. He could have said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 *bump* for more Facebook stupidity!My "serious and deep" friend has made some more additions:"Today's words: humour and insight" someone commented on it, and she not at all pretentiously answered: "Those willing to learn are always very welcome in my classroom".Let me just add that she is 1) not a teacher and 2) I assume the classroom referred to here was her "teachings" on Facebook. Yesterday's wisdom was: "We are never as strong as when we feel so weak we can't take more, but still fight a bit more" and "When I live as I learn it works!" (no mention about what "works" but something clearly does!) She's also now presenting herself as a "life philosopher" and a "global citizen" and has also started thanking God for her insights, so maybe this newfound wisdom is a result of some sort of religious awakening?I'm sure she'll be more than willing to share her new insights, be they religious or otherwise, onto her "pupils" in the classroom that is Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 :lmao:Wow. That amount of self-importance leaves me in awe, truly. I feel blessed - blessed I tell you! - to have benefited from those crumbs of wisdom she saw fit to bestow upon the world. And if that "University of Facebook" stuff doesn't end up paying off for her, I can see a lucrative career ahead in writing captions for those generic Hallmark cards with pictures of angels and sunsets on. *firm nod* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valacirca Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Guys, you should just read Lamebook :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Today a friend posted:I think I'm giving up on "Game of Thrones" it's just... too much.He means the book which I recommended. I'm very upset about this, how do I convince him not to give up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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