baxus Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Today a friend posted:I think I'm giving up on "Game of Thrones" it's just... too much.He means the book which I recommended. I'm very upset about this, how do I convince him not to give up?when i first started reading AGOT, all those names were a bit much and several of my friends were thinking of giving up on the book because they were confused who's who.if he sorted that out he'd find the books more enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Here's my contribution from a guy I grew up with who now is the VP of talent for a decent sized porn company (always funny statuses):Dear New Talent,Texting from your mom's cell phone about porn scenes you've booked and u not wanting your mom to find out isn't a smart idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Stone Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 From a random person I friended back in the day I was playing Mafia Wars and haven't gotten around to unfriending."You do have the right to express your opinion and I have the right to think your stupid!!"Hint: If you are going to lord your intelligence over people, learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.ETA: Could not resist commenting...Bronn: That would be "you're stupid". (text smiley)Person: Yes, it would! I'd be embarrassed but I'm just gonna have another martini instead....Damn, I take this all back. She's cool by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smegma Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Just bumping this to inform people that Trebla recommended some of you all as friends for me (Christine) - so that's me with the Beaker shirt on! Hello, and apologies in advance for any stupid facebook statuses that I might (will) post.Edit: and feel free to add me if you weren't included in that initial swarm of folks. I am only certain who a couple of you are, but I look forward to solving the mysteries! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigTEA Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Today a friend posted:I think I'm giving up on "Game of Thrones" it's just... too much.He means the book which I recommended. I'm very upset about this, how do I convince him not to give up?Don't have that friend read "the Prince of Nothing" books....talk about a lot of names...and all of them really over long and complicated too. At least Martin keeps his relatively short and simple. to keep it on topic I got so sick of all the Facebook crap that I ended my account. People should not be allowed to be so stupid in such large amounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealasaid Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I got so sick of all the Facebook crap that I ended my account. People should not be allowed to be so stupid in such large amounts.I did the same thing.. I signed off last summer and haven't regretted it one bit. I just coud not believe the things people I considered to be intelligent wrote. So now I don't have to be alarmed any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salome the Persian Witch Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I have a facebook account, but am rarely on (like every few weeks). This board has got me completely obsessed to the point where my hubby has to tell me who has had a new baby, who's broken up, and who's recently passed away. Because, apparently, no one calls to tell you these things anymore!!!! :tantrum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 OMG its cold.my nipples are so hard monkeys cud swing around on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 From one of my workmates:Contrary to earlier updates, I confirm no inclination on my behalf for "cock"I'm guessing one of his kids got onto his iPhone earlier.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I smell like Guns and Roses.(ok, I know its a song lyric but that doesn't make it any better...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underfoot Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 why can't ppl just grow up & stop being immuture its getting really old cops don't always solve your issueAnd then someone commented: I NEVER CALLED THEM GOD N MABY BEINGS SHE HAS A KID I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE MORE MUCHER THEN ME~lovin life~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sis Who Swears Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 work sux today think i should leavethenall done yaythenat the bankthengrocery shopping now im hungrythenthinking about what i want for supperthenback home now think im going to make supperthen think i feel like mexicanthencooking supperthenfahittas yumtheni hate dishes think ill skip them tonitethenim boredthenwatching dancing withthe starz nowthenfeeling tyred should think about bedFor christ's sakes!!!! Maybe you should THINK about getting a goddam life!!! :bang: And learn some motherfucking punctuation and spelling while you are at it, GAH.I feel I should mention that this person is 45 years old and is married with kids. *hide all posts from this person?* CLICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 why can't ppl just grow up & stop being immuture its getting really old cops don't always solve your issueAnd then someone commented: I NEVER CALLED THEM GOD N MABY BEINGS SHE HAS A KID I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE MORE MUCHER THEN ME~lovin life~I've read this, like, 8 times now. And I still can't figure out WTF MORE MUCHER means and why it requires all caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 It took me a while but I suspect it is supposed to be 'more mature' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 It took me a while but I suspect it is supposed to be 'more mature'Thank you, brook! That was really bothering me.Today has been crappy status update free for me. Probably because IGN is spamming my feed with E3 updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Fox Cauthon Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I periodically check this thread, as I am Facebook friends with a handful of people on the board, suspecting that my stupid status updates will eventually be on full display here in all their vainglory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 You know the pretentious girl I sometimes post excerpts from? I ran into her the other day while getting a coffee. Maybe I should have asked her for some teachings about the meaning of life, or something. :stunned: Unfortunately she has been rather mellow lately, just posting stuff about what the purest form of love is, and how we all ought to teach our children to be grateful, live in the grace of god and love everyone etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 A guy i know from primary school put up a series of posts that went:“You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts” > I don't love your ass > I love someone else > You should go to sleep knowing I don't love you anymore. I can only imagine a really bitter breakup with some sort of artsy type, but mostly its weird to think of someone whom I still have a mental picture of aged 11 in this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 work sux today think i should leavethen[snipped a bunch of inane staus updates]thenfeeling tyred should think about bedFor christ's sakes!!!! Maybe you should THINK about getting a goddam life!!! :bang: And learn some motherfucking punctuation and spelling while you are at it, GAH.I feel I should mention that this person is 45 years old and is married with kids. *hide all posts from this person?* CLICKHA! Thanks Sis! Those are hilarious and are the perfect example of why I do not have a Facebook account and never will! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 <J> gave <J's husband> a Reiki/Massage and noticed the dog passed out right away, LOL!Yes. Reiki now apparently works on dogs even when you're doing it on someone else. And dogs never just fall asleep for no reason, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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