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Today a friend posted:

I think I'm giving up on "Game of Thrones" it's just... too much.

He means the book which I recommended. I'm very upset about this, how do I convince him not to give up?

when i first started reading AGOT, all those names were a bit much and several of my friends were thinking of giving up on the book because they were confused who's who.

if he sorted that out he'd find the books more enjoyable.

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Here's my contribution from a guy I grew up with who now is the VP of talent for a decent sized porn company (always funny statuses):

Dear New Talent,

Texting from your mom's cell phone about porn scenes you've booked and u not wanting your mom to find out isn't a smart idea!

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From a random person I friended back in the day I was playing Mafia Wars and haven't gotten around to unfriending.

"You do have the right to express your opinion and I have the right to think your stupid!!"

Hint: If you are going to lord your intelligence over people, learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

ETA: Could not resist commenting...

Bronn: That would be "you're stupid". (text smiley)

Person: Yes, it would! I'd be embarrassed but I'm just gonna have another martini instead....

Damn, I take this all back. She's cool by me.

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Just bumping this to inform people that Trebla recommended some of you all as friends for me (Christine) - so that's me with the Beaker shirt on! Hello, and apologies in advance for any stupid facebook statuses that I might (will) post.

Edit: and feel free to add me if you weren't included in that initial swarm of folks. I am only certain who a couple of you are, but I look forward to solving the mysteries! :P

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Today a friend posted:

I think I'm giving up on "Game of Thrones" it's just... too much.

He means the book which I recommended. I'm very upset about this, how do I convince him not to give up?

Don't have that friend read "the Prince of Nothing" books....talk about a lot of names...and all of them really over long and complicated too. At least Martin keeps his relatively short and simple.

to keep it on topic I got so sick of all the Facebook crap that I ended my account. People should not be allowed to be so stupid in such large amounts.

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I got so sick of all the Facebook crap that I ended my account. People should not be allowed to be so stupid in such large amounts.

I did the same thing.. I signed off last summer and haven't regretted it one bit. I just coud not believe the things people I considered to be intelligent wrote. So now I don't have to be alarmed any longer.

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I have a facebook account, but am rarely on (like every few weeks). This board has got me completely obsessed to the point where my hubby has to tell me who has had a new baby, who's broken up, and who's recently passed away. Because, apparently, no one calls to tell you these things anymore!!!! :tantrum:

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From one of my workmates:

Contrary to earlier updates, I confirm no inclination on my behalf for "cock"

I'm guessing one of his kids got onto his iPhone earlier....

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  • 3 weeks later...

why can't ppl just grow up & stop being immuture its getting really old cops don't always solve your issue

And then someone commented: I NEVER CALLED THEM GOD N MABY BEINGS SHE HAS A KID I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE MORE MUCHER THEN ME

~lovin life~

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work sux today think i should leave

then

all done yay

then

at the bank

then

grocery shopping now im hungry

then

thinking about what i want for supper

then

back home now think im going to make supper

then

think i feel like mexican

then

cooking supper

then

fahittas yum

then

i hate dishes think ill skip them tonite

then

im bored

then

watching dancing withthe starz now

then

feeling tyred should think about bed

For christ's sakes!!!! Maybe you should THINK about getting a goddam life!!! :bang:

And learn some motherfucking punctuation and spelling while you are at it, GAH.

I feel I should mention that this person is 45 years old and is married with kids.

*hide all posts from this person?* CLICK

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why can't ppl just grow up & stop being immuture its getting really old cops don't always solve your issue

And then someone commented: I NEVER CALLED THEM GOD N MABY BEINGS SHE HAS A KID I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE MORE MUCHER THEN ME

~lovin life~

I've read this, like, 8 times now. And I still can't figure out WTF MORE MUCHER means and why it requires all caps.

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It took me a while but I suspect it is supposed to be 'more mature'

Thank you, brook! That was really bothering me.

Today has been crappy status update free for me. Probably because IGN is spamming my feed with E3 updates.

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You know the pretentious girl I sometimes post excerpts from? I ran into her the other day while getting a coffee. Maybe I should have asked her for some teachings about the meaning of life, or something. :stunned:

Unfortunately she has been rather mellow lately, just posting stuff about what the purest form of love is, and how we all ought to teach our children to be grateful, live in the grace of god and love everyone etc etc.

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A guy i know from primary school put up a series of posts that went:

“You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts” > I don't love your ass > I love someone else > You should go to sleep knowing I don't love you anymore.

I can only imagine a really bitter breakup with some sort of artsy type, but mostly its weird to think of someone whom I still have a mental picture of aged 11 in this thing.

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work sux today think i should leave

then

[snipped a bunch of inane staus updates]

then

feeling tyred should think about bed

For christ's sakes!!!! Maybe you should THINK about getting a goddam life!!! :bang:

And learn some motherfucking punctuation and spelling while you are at it, GAH.

I feel I should mention that this person is 45 years old and is married with kids.

*hide all posts from this person?* CLICK

HA! Thanks Sis! Those are hilarious and are the perfect example of why I do not have a Facebook account and never will! :D

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<J> gave <J's husband> a Reiki/Massage and noticed the dog passed out right away, LOL!

Yes. Reiki now apparently works on dogs even when you're doing it on someone else. And dogs never just fall asleep for no reason, right?

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