1234567 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 :lmao: I nearly peed in myself from laughing!Why thank you! There would be an emoticon but I can't seem to get my stupid iPhone to do them....grumble...grumble...grumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Why thank you!There would be an emoticon but I can't seem to get my stupid iPhone to do them....grumble...grumble...grumbleYou're welcome...that was just pure gold! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 You're welcome...that was just pure gold! :)You should have seen the image in my head of Stannis on his knees confessing all this to Davos while in the background a naked, apart from a bearskin cape, wargged Tormund fights Bowen Marsh with a flaming Lightbringer in the fighting style of a Muskateer with lots of Hazzahs and fancy sword work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 You should have seen the image in my head of Stannis on his knees confessing all this to Davos while in the background a naked, apart from a bearskin cape, wargged Tormund fights Bowen Marsh with a flaming Lightbringer in the fighting style of a Muskateer with lots of Hazzahs and fancy sword work! :lmao: This is excellent, what an imagination! You really ought to take up writing, I would read your books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 :lmao: This is excellent, what an imagination! You really ought to take up writing, I would read your books!Alexander Dumas would not only turn but literally dig his way up through the earth and hunt me to the end of my days if I did that!! But thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erinne Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 This thread will never not be hilarious :lol:.And to make this post on topic, I think the actor who plays Jory Cassel is kinda hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Stannis needs all the love he can get.Only he does not seem he can get any, in the books.Now we finally know why he asked for those tapestries from King's Landing. They are needed to set the mood, and they give him privacy while filming.I like how this tread solves all the questions we have problems with on all the other treads. Can it really be so simple? Just click the "who do you crush on most" and you'll suddenly know everthing about AA, TPTWP, LF's tapestries and surely Brienne's word will also be found on the next page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Brine's word was "Tormund". Her near death experience showed her the wonder that was Lightbringer. Even in a vision, Lightbringers strength was such that it set the noose aflame, freeing her and Thoros judged it a gift of freedom from R'hollor. Then they all had cookies and discussed flinging babies from Trebuchets and how that was not a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Maidens Fantasy Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Brine's word was "Tormund". Her near death experience showed her the wonder that was Lightbringer. Even in a vision, Lightbringers strength was such that it set the noose aflame, freeing her and Thoros judged it a gift of freedom from R'hollor. Then they all had cookies and discussed flinging babies from Trebuchets and how that was not a good thing. :lmao: Why oh why can you only give one like, this deserves a million likes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moey reed Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 this thread made my day - again!!!! i think tormund's member should get it's own spin-off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woman of War Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Who said HBO had too much gratuitous sex?? We are pornographers in earnest and with a good cause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodooqueen126 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Who said HBO had too much gratuitous sex?? We are pornographers in earnest and with a good causesex is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Martell Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Brine's word was "Tormund". Her near death experience showed her the wonder that was Lightbringer. Even in a vision, Lightbringers strength was such that it set the noose aflame, freeing her and Thoros judged it a gift of freedom from R'hollor. Then they all had cookies and discussed flinging babies from Trebuchets and how that was not a good thing.Brienne and Tormond would be a great match, they have so much in common. They both had encounters with bears, they're mighty warriors and after all she's been through Brienne deserves a good "Lightbringer-ing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassie of Westeros Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Jamie. His faults are on a grand scale, but his strengths even more so. With Jamie around, no one else has much appeal, but . . .Sandor. Yes, he is ugly but in a Beauty and the Beast kind of way. A very very dark Beauty and the Beast way.The young 'uns Gentry and Jon. They both have a lot of promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Brienne and Tormond would be a great match, they have so much in common. They both had encounters with bears, they're mighty warriors and after all she's been through Brienne deserves a good "Lightbringer-ing"But first he has to seduce her and what better way to set the mood than with a song so romantic to make her heart melt?A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!The bear! The bear!Oh, come, they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black, and brown, and covered with hair!And Down the road from here to there.From here! To There!Three boys, a goat, and a dancing bear![He] danced and spun, all the way to the Fair!The Fair! The Fair![...]Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair![The bear,] smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair.He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!He lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear! A bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair,Her hair! Her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.After the song he can Lightbringer her with his warged member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 After the song he can Lightbringer her with his warged member! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 After the song he can Lightbringer her with his warged member!Ah....you maybe the first Jon/Tormund/Brienne shipper!Edit: Sorry but he can take her out of the dark and into the light!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydog Stark Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Ah....you maybe the first Jon/Tormund/Brienne shipper!Well there is Jon/Tormund/BrienneThen there is Jon/Davos/StannisAnd finally Jon/Tormund/Mel.Jon is the necessary ingredient I am afraid, if there is no Jon then there is no Lightbringer. We have already established that that is the only way to wield it.Sorry Jon, blame it on your parents :)...but what better way to bring the light to the people then through Tormund's member? Which by the way, even a bear appreciated that's quite a big deal actually, we don't give him enough credit for that.On a side note, the bear song reminds me of Ser Jorah... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Well there is Jon/Tormund/BrienneThen there is Jon/Davos/StannisAnd finally Jon/Tormund/Mel.Jon is the necessary ingredient I am afraid, if there is no Jon then there is no Lightbringer. We have already established that that is the only way to wield it.Ah then only the middle one counts because Jon has sworn to father no children!Edit: But will the father be Jon or Lightbringer :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tini Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Mel is barren, no problem there. Unless shadows count, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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