MercenaryChef Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Anybody supporting the Giants deserves any and all bullshit that is flung their way.so simple. so accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Suprisingly, my Rangers have a really good pitching rotation. It looks like Feliz is going to be able to be a solid starter, and Dervish is going to tear things up. With the offense we have in Hamilton, Kinsler, and company, I can actually see us stepping on the Angels again this year even with their additions of Puljos and CJ Wilson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Agreed, Howdy. And I hope so, too. Anything that smites southern California is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Anybody supporting the Giants deserves any and all bullshit that is flung their way. After being shat upon by Frank McCourt for 7 seasons, I can understand why Dodger's fans have such an affinity for slinging bullshit. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 4, 2012 Author Share Posted April 4, 2012 After being shat upon by Frank McCourt for 7 seasons, I can understand why Dodger's fans have such an affinity for slinging bullshit. ;)Yes yes, Frank McCourt was a complete d-bag. But he's gone now, and new ownership has the Giants so scared that they went out and blew the budget on their second best pitcher. Timmy will be in Dodger blue in 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Yes yes, Frank McCourt was a complete d-bag. But he's gone now, and new ownership has the Giants so scared that they went out and blew the budget on their second best pitcher. Timmy will be in Dodger blue in 2014.Yeah, what with the 25 million a year they're going to have to pay Kershaw around that time, I'm sure they'll be able to swing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 4, 2012 Author Share Posted April 4, 2012 Yeah, what with the 25 million a year they're going to have to pay Kershaw around that time, I'm sure they'll be able to swing that.Yup. That's the difference between the Dodgers and the Giants.ETA: Well that, and you know, the whole evil NorCal losers thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Yes yes, Frank McCourt was a complete d-bag. But he's gone now, and new ownership has the Giants so scared that they went out and blew the budget on their second best pitcher. Timmy will be in Dodger blue in 2014.If by "Dodger Blue" you mean Yankee pinstripes...well, you might have something there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Tim's a hippie. The hair and the munchie-style diet proves that. Hippies don't move to NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 There's not much a person wouldn't do for the right amount of money. Or a Klondike Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I'd drown a kitten for a Klondike Bar. Well, for a Klondike Bar and Timmy in Minny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Wolf Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I'd drown a kitten for a Klondike Bar. Well, for a Klondike Bar and Timmy in Minny. Id fuck a panda in the ass to see Tim in Dodger Blue alongside Kershaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Id fuck a panda in the ass to see Tim in Dodger Blue alongside Kershaw.http://i192.photobuc...lo-sandoval.jpgThe fuck chu say?http://i192.photobuc...PandaTimmay.jpgMaybe if your skin was as supple as Timmay's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Id fuck a panda in the ass to see Tim in Dodger Blue alongside Kershaw.You're not really my type...so if it's all the same to you, I'll keep my back to the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Guys, what is that thing out in center field in Miami? It looks like a flamingo creche.ETA - how much are the players loving being escorted by Ziegfield Follies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 It looks like it came from the scene in Moulin Rouge - in the club, when Satine is trying to woo Christian, in the elephant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 A creche is a nativity scene, btw.Home Run Flamingo Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 4, 2012 Author Share Posted April 4, 2012 Today there is REAL BASEBALL! I know, it's two teams nobody gives a shit about (well, nobody with any sense anyway), but it's still real (and don't give me that shit about the A's and Mariners, because that wasn't really real)! We should probably close down this silly offseason thread and start an opening day thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Flaming Home Run Jesus would make the anti-gay-marriage folks totally lose their shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Guys, what is that thing out in center field in Miami? It looks like a flamingo creche.ETA - how much are the players loving being escorted by Ziegfield Follies? Please tell me it blares "Conga" by the Miami Sound Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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