Isildur's Mane Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I'm not sure if this one has been done before but:'Tormund's member jutted above the dense tangle of forest, rising solitary and sudden, its windswept hieghts visible from miles off.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mediocore Ron Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 We shall defend the Wall, whatever the cost may be, we wil fight Tormund's Member on the beaches, we shall fight Tormund's Member on the landing fields, we shall fight Tormunds Member in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight Tormund's Member in the hills; we shall never surrrender to Tormund's member.not from ASOIAF, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 "I take pride in the words "Ich bin Tormund's Member!"Tormund's Member is wind."When the Tormund's Member rises in the west and sets in the east," said Mirri Maz Duur. "When Tormund's Member goes dry and Tormund's Member blows in the wind like a leaf. When Tormund's Member quickens again, and you bear Tormund's Member. Then he will return, and not before." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 "When the Tormund's Member rises in the west and sets in the east," said Mirri Maz Duur. "When Tormund's Member goes dry and Tormund's Member blows in the wind like a leaf. When Tormund's Member quickens again, and you bear Tormund's Member. Then he will return, and not before."Brilliant! :lol:"Edd, fetch me Tormund's member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 "Robb, listen to me. Once you have eaten Tormund's Member, you have the guest right, and the laws of hospitality protect you beneath his roof."Robb looked more amused than afraid. "I have an army to protect me, Mother, I don't need to trust in Tormund's member. But if it pleases Lord Walder to serve me Tormund's Member smothered in maggots, I'll eat it and ask for a second." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 The dragon has three Tormund's members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 The dragon has three Tormund's members. Hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegor Blackfyre Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 The dragon has three Tormund's members.Tormund's member has three heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian of the Lhazareen Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 The night is dark and full of full of Tormunds MemberThe cold winds are rising, and tormunds member rises with itas high as Tormunds memberTormunds member is comingTormunds member growing strongTormunds member sends its regardsTormunds member remembersHis is the song of Tormunds memberwhen tormunds member rises in the west and sets in the eastwhat do we say to the god of tormunds member?tormunds member be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Tormund's member fought bravely. Tormund's member fought valiantly. Tormund's member fought nobly. And Tormund's Member... won, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Tormunds Member thick as a castle wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Tormund's member stands 700 feet high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Biter threw back his head and opened his mouth again, howling, and stuck his tongue out at her. It was sharply pointed, dripping blood, longer than any tongue should be. Sliding from his mouth, out and out and out, red and wet and glistening, it made for a hideous sight, obscene. His tongue is a foot long, Brienne thought, just before the darkness took her. Why, it almost looks like Tormund's Member... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 And what is our heart's desire?Vengeance. Justice. Tormund's Member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One True King Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Edd, fetch me Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Forel's Fro Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Egg I dreamed I was tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isildur's Mane Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I keep seeing Tormund's member everywhere lol. Not sure if this one has been done:'Jon knew Tormund's member the instant he saw him, though they had never met. Tormund's member was half a legend in the Watch, ... tall and straight as a spear, long-limbed and solemn.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 And who are you, Tormund's Member said, that I must droop so low? Only a cock of a different man, that's all the truth I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isildur's Mane Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 And who are you, Tormund's Member said, that I must droop so low? Only a cock of a different man, that's all the truth I know. haha, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Someday you will sit on Tormund's Member, and the truth will be what you make it.Everyone who isn't Tormund's member is an enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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