Wolf in Hallowed Places Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 He never felt the fourth blow. Only Tormund's member...I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, but R'hllor shows me only Tormund's member.'There is no creature on this Earth half so terrifying as Tormund's member'.Hard was the word men used when they spoke of Tormund's member, and hard it was.'We all know what Tormund Giantsbane would do. Tormund would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his member, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his member and the Bastard with his hairy butt-crack. I am not Tormund. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.''Strong Belwas needs no tinkly bells. Strong Belwas needs Tormund's member.'or, alternatively,'Tormund's member needs no tinkly bells. Tormund's member needs liver and onions.'From the wiki:At the start of his journey to Volantis Tyrion Lannister takes the opportunity to have a closer look at Tormund's member that he and Illyrio are traveling on. It runs as straight as a spear to the horizon. It is a ribbon of fused stone raised half a foot above the ground to allow rainfall and snowmelt to run off its shoulders.Tyrion muses that unlike the muddy tracks that pass for roads in the Seven Kingdoms, Tormund's Member is wide enough for three wagons to pass abreast, and neither time nor traffic mar it. It still endures, unchanging, four centuries after Tormund himself had met his Doom.I'm sure someone's beat me to it on at least a couple of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Hard was the word men used when they spoke of Tormund's member, and hard it was.Surprisingly, I don't think this one has been done. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father of Hosts Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 It was Tormunds Member that soiled me, not the other way around. JaimeI have always thought that Tormund's Member was the greatest threat. Tywin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long lost Lannister Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 If I am to be the queen of the rabbits I must wear my Tormunds member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 If I am to be the queen of the rabbits I must wear Tormund's floppy memberFixed that for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eira Seren Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Melisandre: Can I touch your. . . Tormumd's Member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Fixed that for youPerfect!Balon Greyjoy:I am the Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, King of Salt and Rock, Son of the Sea Wind, and no man gives me Tormund's member. I pay the iron price. I will take my Tormund's member, as Urron Redhand did five thousand years agoAeron Greyjoy: "no godless man may sit the Tormund's MemberRoose Bolton:He should have been content to grind corn. Does he truly think that he can ever rule Tormund's member?Stannis: Tormund's member has no friends, only subjects and enemies.Stannis again: It is not a question of wanting. Tormund's member is mine, as Robert's heir. That is lawStannis:what is the life of Tormund's member against a kingdom?Davos: EverythingVargo Hoat:Tormund'th member .. You are my captifth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father of Hosts Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Are you still Tormund's member? Good, I only rescue Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Shagga likes Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Fiddlewielder Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 "The tree," one [raven] squawked, "The tree, the tree," whilst the second screamed only, "Tormund's member, Tormund's member, Tormund's member." "And what do you want, my sweet Tormund's member?" Ramsay murmured, as softly as a lover. Life is pain, you fool. There is no joy but in Tormund's member. "Tormund," Jon said, as they watched four old women pull a cartful of children toward the gate, "tell me of your member. I would know all there is to know of your member."The wildling rubbed his mouth. "Not here," he mumbled, "not this side o' your Wall." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 "Tormund," Jon said, as they watched four old women pull a cartful of children toward the gate, "tell me of your member. I would know all there is to know of your member." The wildling rubbed his mouth. "Not here," he mumbled, "not this side o' your Wall." Win! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isildur's Mane Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Thought I would reawaken this threadNot sure if this has been done, I'd be surprised if it hasn't: 'How many eyes does Tormund's Member have? A thousand eyes and one.' and spoiler for tPatQ: And it was then, the tales tell us, that Prince Daemon Targaryen swung a leg over his saddle and leapt from one dragon to another. In his hand was Tormund's Member, the sword of Queen Visenya. As Aemond One-Eye looked up in terror, fumbling with his chains that bound him to his saddle, Daemon ripped off his nephew's helm and drove Tormund's Member down into his blind eye, so hard the point came out the back of the young prince's throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Are you not Tormund's member? ARE YOU NOT TORMUND'S MEMBER!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to Tormunds MemberLuke: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed it.Darth Vader: No. *I* am Tormunds Member.Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!Luke: [anguished] No! No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Egeman Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Woe to the Usurper if we had Tormund's Member.Tormund's Member is the Champion of House Targaryen.Tormund's Member has three heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of tormunds member, must be in want of a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Stark Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 "Hear my words and bear witness to Tormend's member." "Hold Tormend's member, father no children." Oath of the Night's Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGendry Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 When Tormund's member of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Keep your friends close and Tormunds Member closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Keep your friends close and Tormunds Member closer :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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