Steve Stark Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 "If I profane with my unworthiest hand. This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough Tormend's member with a tender kiss." "Tormend's member from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again." Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Any man who says "I am Tormund's member" is no true Tormund's member at all. Some battles are won with swords and spears, others Tormund's member. There's nothing half as mortal as Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. Whenever you feel like criticising any one, he told me, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had Tormund's Member like you’ve had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I was born with a Tormund's Member in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by Tormunds Member. In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, then you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get Tormunds Member. Once more unto Tormunds Member dear friends, once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 'Alas, Tormund's Member. I remember him well' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 If you think Tormund's Member has a happy ending... you're absolutely right, of course :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Ser Ilyn, bring me Tormund's Member!Ask not what Tormund's Member can do for you, ask what you can do for Tormund's Memeber."I do not know this Lord of Light,” Davos admitted, “but I knew the gods we burned this morning. The Smith has kept my ships safe, while Tormund's Member has given me seven strong sons."“He’ll want what kings always want,” she said. “Tormund's Member."“Tears,” she said scornfully as the woman was led from the hall. “The woman’s weapon, my lady mother used to call them. The man’s weapon is a Tormund's Member. And that tells us all you need to know, doesn’t it?”“The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and Tormund's Member,” Ser Jorah told her. “It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuem Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Whats a god compared to Tormund's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and Tormund's Member." "Winston, you're drunk!" - Lady Astor"Madam, you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be Tormund's Member." - WSC "Is not Scotland a fair country, full of noble prospects?" - Boswell"Sir, the noblest prospect a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to Tormund's Member." - Dr Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of tormunds member, must be in want of a wife. Oh no. Bad bear. You did not just go there. :whip: Now go to the corner and think about what you just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Oh no. Bad bear. You did not just go there. :whip: Now go to the corner and think about what you just did. I did, and I'd do it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 "Is not Scotland a fair country, full of noble prospects?" - Boswell"Sir, the noblest prospect a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to Tormund's Member." - Dr Johnson „Tormund's member who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man“ special gift for Bucky :leer: "To be fond of Tormund's member was a certain step towards falling in love." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Reader, I married Tormund's Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 "He whispered a prayer to the nameless god of the wood, and slipped Tormund's Member free of its sheath. He put it between his teeth to keep both hands free for climbing. The taste of cold iron in his mouth gave him comfort."This treasure is on page 7 of the prologue of aGoT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 O Tormund's Member, Tormund's Member, wherefore art thou Tormund's Member? Tormund's Member by any other name would smell as sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 The Horned Lord once said that Tormund's member is a sword without a hilt. There is no safe way to grasp it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 So now I'm left with Tormund's member, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done. (Its a quote from Diane Lane about smoking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 :lmao: :rofl: I really enjoy reading your posts, guys. :thumbsup: "Is this Tormund's member which I see before me, the handle toward my hand...." :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 :lmao: :rofl: I really enjoy reading your posts, guys. :thumbsup: I'm not sure, how much Jane Austen quotes Bucky can take before running berserk. Let's find out :lol: A large Tormund's member is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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