GallowKnight Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Tyrion - Google Maps, so he can find out where whores go without having to ask or think about all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Arya - sniper rifle therapy.^^But I agree, the most useful things would be cell phones and internet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Lady: Society for Prevention of Cruetly to Animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikatchthulhu Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The Night's watch would benefit from any modern ski or arctic explorer equipment. Snowmobiles, ski clothing. snowshoes, skis, batons, everything really.Knights in general would benefit from steroids and protein bars.Sam, Manderley and Illyrio would benefit from liposuction.Darkstar would need a myspace account, back in 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Lady Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Everybody in Westeros: condoms.the animals: PETA or the likes...Dany: A copy of the movie "How to tame your dragon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The Night's watch would benefit from any modern ski or arctic explorer equipment. Snowmobiles, ski clothing. snowshoes, skis, batons, everything really.So true !Night's Watch in snowmotos would be pretty badass ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avicella Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I think the Night's Watch could also benefit from some hot water bottles. They may be a bit of a hassle to carry around but I wouldn't go to the Wall without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikatchthulhu Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Bran would also have benited from a camera and a youtube account so that he would post the twincest.Jorah would benefit from a Daenerys sex doll.People in Westeros will soon require those precooked dinners in powder form. Just heat some snow and add the powder. Voila! Crab stew!Stannis truly needs a blog so that he could post pictures of Joffery, Myrcella,Tommen, Robert, Jaime, Cersei and Edric Storm and ask people to vote whose child is whose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchface12 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 A small fridge for Robert where he can keep his all his beer/alcohol.Tyrion- the internet w/ a red tube account (is this a good site? I'm not really into the whole porn thing, jw)Dany- an hd tv, a dvd player, and an hd dvd of "How to Train Your Dragon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 A few more things for Cersei: A life Coach, and a copy of "How Not to Sweat the Small Stuff," as well as a manual on how to avoid difficult, scary women like Maggie the Frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caz Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Best. Post. Ever.Hell yes! If any man ever required neutering it would have to be him!A few good Dr. Dolittle/animal whisperer type persons...the animals KNOW stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynxx Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Brienne: An image consultant and a wardrobe makeover.Tywin: An account with a good public relations manager.The Red Viper: Speed dating.Illyrio Mopatis: Weight Watchers and a personal trainer.Mance Rayder: A talent agent.Tommen: Season tickets to the jousts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dacie Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 All the women of Westeros: birth control pills.(just say no to moon tea) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 This kinda reminds me of that movie where the USS Enterprise gets transported back in time to just before Pearl Harbor. Or that famous Saturday Night Live skit, What if Napoleon had a B52 bomber at Waterloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 For the ladies:Tampons/MidolToilet PaperRazorsFor the Men:Toilet PaperAsperin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrdonerd Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Bran- a wheelchair (Ok, I love Hodor, but seriously, Bran needs a way to move on his own (that doesn't require a horse). It's impractical in his current position, but in the first 2 books? come one.)All of the Stark siblings: A GPS implant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZacharyB Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Pretty sure if they all had cell phones this would have been a lot easier.For example:Brienne to Sansa: hay gurl where u at need 2 find uSansa to Brienne: Um who r u? I barely know u lolBrienne to Sansa: Dw about it lol hay u kno where ur sister is at?Sansa to Brienne: No idk havent seen her in awhile Brienne to Sansa: Kk but where r u??Sansa to Brienne: Im at the vale u wanna hang? Brienne to Sansa: Wow i woulda never guessed! Brt! A simple conversation could have saved us many many awful chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howling Mad Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Common folk = canning and refrigerationCotF = Arbor day, Sierra ClubNights Watch = equal rights for women in combat roles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caro99 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 sansa and sandor- skype to get things sort out between them, no matter where they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatDave Umber Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Sure, because thats working like a charm for the rest of us. At the end of the day it would still be Varys and LF pulling the strings but it would just be easier for them to do under a so called "Democracy".I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be wars over succession under democracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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