Toxspecific Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 And I mean cringe worthy with a specific meaning; just state stuff in the series that makes you cringe with annoyance. For example when that cowardly piece of psychotic crap Joffrey brags about how he is going to kill his enemies, makes you wanna grab him and dump him in acid. That sort of annoyance.Mine is Dany's almost attempt at learning something about Westeros. I mean it was likeDany: Ser BarristanSer Barristan: ?Dany: tell me about my father plzSer Barristan: okDany: the whole storySer Barristan: he was a goodDany: Good tell me moreSee Barristan: but sometimes he cold be very cruel andDany: Ser Barristan stop I don't wanna hear itSer Barristan: okEdit: 1000th post. They will never take Storm's End from me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Anytime Janos Slynt talks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steinnis Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Penny's existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo Attano Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I pretend to worship him a lot of the time, but in truth, anything Darkstar does or says, particularly claiming that he is of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Cersei and her insane thoughts how she was surrounded by stupid people and she's the one who surrounded herself with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxspecific Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 Sometimes Jon seems to pay too much attention to the 'you know nothing' stuff Ygritte got into his head. But it's not too annoying I guess, would've been cringe worthy if he had chapters where he dreamt about everyone screaming that wretched phrase at him and waking up in the middle of the night, but all is k.Hmmm I found Balon Greyjoy cringe worthy in the regard that he acted like he was tough but he was just a guy who got his ass kicked by Robert and Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Melli Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Joffrey: They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badjokessoldhere Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Stannis: "OMG I found a couple hundred men, this is incredible... maybe we can starve through a winter march and take Winterfell.... looks like we're gonna have to eat our dead.... god I need more men"Daenarys- I HAVE THREE DRAGONS, UNSULLIED INFANTRY, DOTHRAKI CAVALRY, AND SOON AN IRON BORN NAVY- WEEEEEEEEEEE!I wish I could stop rooting for underdogs :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxspecific Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 Didn't Stannis punish some dudes for eating the dead? And the battle is actually looking in his favour lol (sorry, couldn't resist).And uh, what else. Oh yeah, Daario acting like he's a major badass. Ser Barristan please kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jory Cassel Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I can sign post one and two, in addition to that; Lyle Crakehall getting furious when "warriors are hung without being allowed to fight" (paraphrasing) while being allied with the Freys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badjokessoldhere Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Didn't Stannis punish some dudes for eating the dead? And the battle is actually looking in his favour lol (sorry, couldn't resist).Oh I know I'm exaggerating/ combining that with the "we almost ate our dead at Storm's End"I think he'll win too (and desperately hope he does), but the idea of him slogging through a winter horror movie with some ragtag army while Dany has a spotless shining dream team army is just hilarious .... and a bit cringeworthy ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Melli Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Stannis: "OMG I found a couple hundred men, this is incredible... maybe we can starve through a winter march and take Winterfell.... looks like we're gonna have to eat our dead.... god I need more men"Daenarys- I HAVE THREE DRAGONS, UNSULLIED INFANTRY, DOTHRAKI CAVALRY, AND SOON AN IRON BORN NAVY- WEEEEEEEEEEE!I wish I could stop rooting for underdogs :)This soo much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Swim Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Every time Dany says "I am the blood of the dragon." Yes, yes, we're all really impressed, can we please move on now? :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Damphair violating his late brother, Balon's wishes to name Asha as his heir because of his sexist attitudes.Euron having the people of the Shield Islands put on ships and sold into slavery with Nute the Barber saying it was justified as the strong always took from the weak, and since their men couldn't defend them they could with the women and children as they wished. (You mean like Robert's men did to your people in the Greyjoy Rebellion?)Theon knowing that the girls too ugly or old to be salt wives were raped and then murdered.Cersei thinking she would kill all the smallfolk just to keep Tommen safe, and talking about how she ate Robert's "little princes". :ack:Dany saying "Stark or Lannister, what difference does it make?" when Barristan tells her that Ned resigned from the post of Hand of the King, the second highest position in Westeros, over Robert's decision to have her killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Joffrey: They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile.Chelsea grin.I'm sure you will, joffrey, I'm sure you will. Right after you put your grandfather in his place and slay a dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxspecific Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 So lots of us cringe at Dany. Understandable. Very. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modbelle Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 -Dany calling Ned Stark a "usurper dog" or in any way implying he is a man without honor/doesn't know what she is talking about Westeros and honestly she doesn't care. It makes me want to scream, "Stop it, I liked you once, and I hate giving up and moving on."-Edric Dayne, who I love, finally wanting to take the moment to gain info about Jon and cozy up to Arya now that Gendry and her are on the outs...and using the opportunity to end up telling Arya about his aunt possibly commiting suicide because she was in love with Arya's father. He is so young and as a reader I could pretty much see his face as he realized, "opps this is not the direction I meant this to go in, quick how do I retreat?!" The facepalm hurt.-Reek- just everything, ever.-Cersei reminiscing about Robert hurting her in the bedroom and wanting to do the same thing to another woman.-Val in anyway being called a princess.-Mel talking about the God of Light being the one true god and all the other gods should be destroyed, preferably burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoneofYourBiz Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Anytime Dany moons over Daario. "oh dear, Daario is coming! Should I wear my beautiful Qartheen dress that exposes my breast so he can express his excitement at seeing it by obscenely rubbing the hilt of his dagger and arakh? I do so love the way his gold tooth winks at me in the light. Oh, my dear Daario. You must go away! No, come back! No, I shall give you as a hostage lest I be tempted more by your blue three pronged beard. Wait..is that the glint of a gold tooth I see on the horizon? Is that my Daario? Oh Daario, my captain!"UGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeirwoodTreeHugger Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 The names of Ramsay's bitches. *Shudder*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Cersei remilitarizing the Faith and thinking how smart she is for doing so.Also, Viserys bragging about retaking the IT. I can't remember the exact quote, but it has something to do with boasting that he'll make Drogo pay if he doesn't hold up his end of the bargain, and Illyrio just blinks at him and wishes him good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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