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How would you like Dany to meet Jon


If R+L=J is true and Jon is brought back from the dead how would you like Dany to meet Jon face to face?


For myself I hope for one of two things



First Way



Dany rides North to Winterfell to see this so called nephew of hers. Jon is rallying the North and Wildlings to fight the Others so Winterfell is surrounded by what is left of the army of the North. Dany is on her silver with her dragon flying over her passing by the banners of all the Northern lords. She was convinced the weather was too bad to risk her falling off her dragon; she rides through Winterfell’s gate with her knights and Tyrion at her side. She moves toward a rebuilt stable and hands her horse’s reigns toward a young man in a black uniform. Tyrion breaks out laughing causing Dany to look at him confused asking what was funny. He then goes on to explain that she just gave the reigns to Jon Stark King of the North and Beyond the Wall.



Second Way



The other way I would like it is after meeting each other formally in Winterfell’s great hall they retire to a back room where a roaring fire is burning. The two of them sit down with Ghost lying in between and talk. Jon points out that his advisors want him to take up the dragon standards of the Targaryen house and offer Dany a marriage alliance. When Dany asks why hasn’t he? Jon simply says he is a Stark not a Targaryen that he has only loved one women and it doesn’t matter who sits on the Iron Throne when the Others come. They then go on to talk to each other, Jon about life in Winterfell and the Wall. Dany about her time with her brother and living in fear. Also about how each about the love of their lives Drogo for Dany and Ygritte for Jon both of whom are dead.



Now how would you want them to meet?


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Both funeral processions pass each other on the street? In an SNL skit? In a porn parody?

I am so not looking forward to them meeting. It has an exceptionally high cheese probability factor.

Yeah I can't believe people actually want this to happen lol... especially since she may just kill him

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Daenerys on Drogon.



Jon on the wall.



Drogon breathes fire onto the wall.



Jon saying "Hey...this shit melts...and it wasn't very easy to build. Damn woman...think before you get your dragon to react!"



"Oh sorry...I've been lied to for so long I actually thought ice didn't melt, you fucking tard."



"I'm so cold, I cannot tell if you're serious or sarcastic."



"Then you should stand closer to the edge."



"There's no misreading that. ...So...that's a dragon...I have a wolf."



"Does it fly and breath fire?"



"Uh...No...but it has red eyes."



"..."



"He's not a normal wolf, he's a direwolf."



"Then why did you say wolf?"



"I...I didn't want to brag."



"...*sigh*...I'm riding a dragon..."



"yeah...you are...I...I didn't know what to say...I...like your dragon..."



"My name is Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of my Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons."



"I'm Jon."



"..."



"um...I'm Jon on the Wall...of Ice. I'm Jon Ice."



Smirking..."I'm Daenerys Fire"



Sam stands up, grins "Jon Ice and Dany Fire, I could sing about that, it should make a nice song".


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I think we can do better than that. How about TargSingles.com?

In Bloodraven's cave.

Now for my little scene.

Bran: Jon, this is Daenerys. Daenerys, this is Jon. You're related.

Both: What?

Bloodraven: Allow me to explain. Daenerys, your brother married Jon's mother.

Jon: Wait, you know who my mother is?

Bloodraven, rolling his eyes: Young people, so impatient. Bran, take over, I'm too tired for this.

Bran: Jon, you're not my brother, you're my cousin. Your parents were Rhaegar Targaryen and aunt Lyanna. Turns out they were in love and they wed. You are the legitimate son of the Last Dragon.

Dany: I'm the last dragon.

Bran: Well you weren't born yet at the time all this happened.

Jon: so this makes me and her...what?

Bran: She's your aunt.

Jon: But I'm older.

Bran: Yes, and you have the better claim to the throne.

Jon: I don't want it.

Dany: See, he doesn't want it, and that makes it mine.

Bloodraven: I fear it is not that simple.

Dany, warily: What do you mean?

Bran: The two of you must work together to defeat the coming evil.

Jon: I don't want to work with her. I'll fight it myself.

Bran: You can't.

Jon: Why not?

Dany: Because I have dragons and you don't.

Bran: No, that's not it.

Both: It's not?

Bran: You must share the fight and the dragons. You must be wed.

Both: WHAT?! NO!

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Daenerys on Drogon.

Jon on the wall.

Drogon breathes fire onto the wall.

Jon saying "Hey...this shit melts...and it wasn't very easy to build. Damn woman...think before you get your dragon to react!"

"Oh sorry...I've been lied to for so long I actually thought ice didn't melt, you fucking tard."

"I'm so cold, I cannot tell if you're serious or sarcastic."

"Then you should stand closer to the edge."

"There's no misreading that. ...So...that's a dragon...I have a wolf."

"Does it fly and breath fire?"

"Uh...No...but it has red eyes."

"..."

"He's not a normal wolf, he's a direwolf."

"Then why did you say wolf?"

"I...I didn't want to brag."

"...*sigh*...I'm riding a dragon..."

"yeah...you are...I...I didn't know what to say...I...like your dragon..."

"My name is Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of my Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons."

"I'm Jon."

"..."

"um...I'm Jon on the Wall...of Ice. I'm Jon Ice."

Smirking..."I'm Daenerys Fire"

Sam stands up, grins "Jon Ice and Dany Fire, I could sing about that, it should make a nice song".

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I'd rather they meet in battle and kill one or the other. If they meet and fall in love or wed out of necessity, it is going to be a bad ending. I hope Jon marries Shireen instead, as that would bind Targaryen/Stark with Baratheon/Florrent (LOL at the Florrent). It's a pretty powerful combo and bests all claims. Let's just hope Jon is not put off by scaly faces! As for Dany, I think she is going to send Essos spiraling into barbarism and by the time she gets to Westeros, people might be thinking of something in store for her quite sharply different than wedding plans...


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I think we can do better than that. How about TargSingles.com?

Now for my little scene.

Bran: Jon, this is Daenerys. Daenerys, this is Jon. You're related.

Both: What?

Bloodraven: Allow me to explain. Daenerys, your brother married Jon's mother.

Jon: Wait, you know who my mother is?

Bloodraven, rolling his eyes: Young people, so impatient. Bran, take over, I'm too tired for this.

Bran: Jon, you're not my brother, you're my cousin. Your parents were Rhaegar Targaryen and aunt Lyanna. Turns out they were in love and they wed. You are the legitimate son of the Last Dragon.

Dany: I'm the last dragon.

Bran: Well you weren't born yet at the time all this happened.

Jon: so this makes me and her...what?

Bran: She's your aunt.

Jon: But I'm older.

Bran: Yes, and you have the better claim to the throne.

Jon: I don't want it.

Dany: See, he doesn't want it, and that makes it mine.

Bloodraven: I fear it is not that simple.

Dany, warily: What do you mean?

Bran: The two of you must work together to defeat the coming evil.

Jon: I don't want to work with her. I'll fight it myself.

Bran: You can't.

Jon: Why not?

Dany: Because I have dragons and you don't.

Bran: No, that's not it.

Both: It's not?

Bran: You must share the fight and the dragons. You must be wed.

Both: WHAT?! NO!

I like reading these kind of stuff. It's pretty funny.

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Dany: 'Sup.

Jon: Nothing much- just saving mankind from an army of undead zombies and shit. You?

Dany: Hey, I'm supposed to be doing that! People came and told me how I was like this promised prince and shit.

Jon: Sounds kinda stupid. Anyway, you're too late. I defeated them all and brought back summer.

Dany: But...but I have dragons!

Jon: Yeah, I see that. Would have been helpful, you know, against an army of fucking ice zombies. Good thing I found this magic burning sword.

Dany: Wait, there's really a sword? I thought that was metaphorical shit for my dragons.

Jon: Yeah, I was surprised, too- sounded really cheesy, but hey- beggars can't be choosers.

Dany: But if you have a burning sword and defeated the Others, that means your the promised prince! But that can't be right- I'm the only Targaryen left! ...wait a minute! You can't be...?!

Jon: Yup, I am. I have to admit, I thought that was pretty cliched, too, being a hidden prince and heir to the throne. And with a magic sword, too- lucky thing I worked so hard on my sword skills these past five books. What a crazy few weeks this has been! Well, guess I need to go rebuild Westeros now.

Dany: But why did you do everything without me?!

Jon: Well, we did wait for about 6 books, but you kept fucking around over in Essos, so I was like, "well, looks like she's not coming- guess I'll go kick some ass before we run out of pages." So I did.

Dany: Damn you, Mereenese knot!!

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