Xray the Enforcer Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 This is what Christmas is like Chez X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Suitable Christmas carols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 That's awesome, I haven't thought about Gunther in ages! He's the Tommy Wiseau of music, so bad it actually becomes entertaining. You just wonder if he's for real or if it's all an elaborate, Kaufman-esque joke. Loves me some Gunther. The cool thing about him is that it almost doesn't matter if he's sincere or contrived. The effort put into the character is admirable. Probably my favorite Christmas inspired comedy bit of all time...Christmas Shoes-by Patton Oswalt (NSFW Language, Sexual content) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 This is what Christmas is like Chez XThat is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen. Two thumbs WAY up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 One of my favorite Christmas songs.... It really sums up my Christmas spirit this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_IV:_The_Man_Comes_Around American IV : The Man Comes Around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 One of my long-time favorite Christmas songs: "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Listening to J.S. Bach - Christmas Oratorio BWV 248 while I'm waiting for dinner :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 Veltigar, I really like this version. (Even if most of the tenors are busy in the toilet.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It's here. :devil: Place your order. I would love me an Irish Coffee or 3 right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 I have a nice warm picture of one. Irish reminds me of a christmas traditional of my youth. ETA: I'd really like to try this drink, but I don't want to risk my good whiskey in an experiment (Ebenezer me) and I don't have any ginger liqueur. :frown5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Well I am currently waiting for Christmas to start... It's Christmas morning, but since I'm jet-lagged I've been awake since 3a.m. and my sister might actually commit sororicide (if fratricide is a thing, sororicide can be a thing) if I wake her before 8. It's 6:30 and I am so bored.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I have a nice warm picture of one. That looks fantastic. May have to find a bar at lunch. No wait, that's a horrible idea. I'll just have to wait for 5:30, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 I just remembered that it's tradition where I live to make children recite poems on christmas. So, if you like bring poetry as well. I'll start with one that reminded me of Hot Pie, I discovered Rimbaud because of ASoIaF and Patti Smith (I made a connection between 998th LC and the 98 wounds and started investigating.) The Transfixed Black in the snow and fog,at the great lighted airshaft, their bums rounded,on their knees, five little ones - what anguish! -watch the baker making the heavy white bread.They see the strong white arm that shapesthe grey dough and sets it to bake in a bright hole.They listen to the good bread cooking.The Baker with his fat smile hums an old tune.They are huddled together, not one of them moves,in the waft of air from the red vent, warm as a breakfast.And when, for some midnight breakfast,plaited like a brioche, the bread is taken out;When, under the smoky beams, the fragrant crusts hiss,and the crickets sing; how this warm hole breathes life!Their souls are so ravished under their rags,They feel life so strong in them, poor frozen Jesuses,that they all stay, sticking their little pink snoutsagainst the wire netting, grunting things through the holes,quite stupid, saying their prayers, and bending downtowards those lights of opened heaven so hard,they split their trousers, and their shirt tails flutter in the winter wind. Rimbaud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Veltigar, I really like this version. (Even if most of the tenors are busy in the toilet.)That is a nice version. Will listen to it completely :) The Transfixed Black in the snow and fog,at the great lighted airshaft, their bums rounded,on their knees, five little ones - what anguish! -watch the baker making the heavy white bread.They see the strong white arm that shapesthe grey dough and sets it to bake in a bright hole.They listen to the good bread cooking.The Baker with his fat smile hums an old tune.They are huddled together, not one of them moves,in the waft of air from the red vent, warm as a breakfast.And when, for some midnight breakfast,plaited like a brioche, the bread is taken out;When, under the smoky beams, the fragrant crusts hiss,and the crickets sing; how this warm hole breathes life!Their souls are so ravished under their rags,They feel life so strong in them, poor frozen Jesuses,that they all stay, sticking their little pink snoutsagainst the wire netting, grunting things through the holes,quite stupid, saying their prayers, and bending downtowards those lights of opened heaven so hard,they split their trousers, and their shirt tails flutter in the winter wind. RimbaudTranslated Rimbaud never does it for me :( My French might not be good enough to get all the nuances, but it sounds much better in my head know what I mean? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 Oh absolutely, Rimbaud as most other poetry rarely doesn't lose in translation, but this is an english speaking forum. :) I'm just so excited at the moment about it as I used to dismiss Rimbaud as too rich and strongly emotional. I used to prefer aphorisms or cynical detached poetry or onomatopoeic Dada like stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoë Sumra Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It's half ten here. I'm fighting to stay awake till midnight mass... Booze? Less booze? Really not sure now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I showed this in TTTNE, also The Card my 25 year old son gave me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 Great fun Gillio, when you can make Santa sit on your lap you've definitely grown up. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 One of my favorite Christmas tuneshttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARq6uYSsUq0 I was going to post that one, great song. Happy Christmas to you all!! :cheers: ps I recommend watching Home Alone and then Die Hard back to back. There are many parallels. Did Kevin Mcallister grow up to be John McClane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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