saymyname Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Joe Abercrombie:Half a Cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Joe Abercrombie:Half a Cow Or maybe Joe Abercrombie You have one cow. You have to be realistic about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 H.P. Lovecraft You have two cows. You cannot describe them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saymyname Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Joe abercrombie:The Cow itselfBefore they are butcheredThe CowsRed Cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 R. Scott Bakker: You have two cows. Kellhus knows that already. E.L. James: You have two cows. You give a whole new meaning to the term 'whipped cream'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Seswatha Jordan Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Or maybe Joe Abercrombie You have one cow. You have to be realistic about that.Or maybeJoe AbercrombieYou have two cows. Its a sorry fact. But the cow that strikes first, usually strikes last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 X: You have two cows who just happen to be anonymous, but you take that as a sacred right of others to uphold rather than hapchance and shut in.Y: you have to cows, a passerby thinks he should have a right to know their names and yours if he can hear them moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Joe abercrombie:The Cow itselfBefore they are butcheredThe CowsRed Cow You forgot the Last Argument of Cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You forgot the Last Argument of Cows. And Best Served Medium-Rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Moorcock.You have two cows. Two cows are there. They are two, and they are cows.McCarthyyou have two cowsayeyou used to have threeyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Surely Moorcock would be You have two cows. "Bloody Steak for Arioch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 westeros.org - You have two cows. One decides to necro bump a thread five years later. Other cow enjoys reading the old jokes again. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAH Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The Bible. You have two cows...actually, you have only one cow, but you've made it out of gold, so you got that going for you. If you let people dance around your cow, you're gonna have a bad time, and your brother is going to have a bitch fit. alternatively You have a shitload of cows. God kills all of them one by one for the lulz. You're cool about it all the way up to the day you get cow pox. Then you bitch and moan about it until God says "Suck it up!" You comply, and get a double shitload of cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAH Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 http://www.amazon.com/Know-Your-Cows-Jack-Byard/dp/1565236130/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1414070814&sr=1-1&keywords=Cows You have two cows. And now, you have no reason for not knowing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 westeros.org - You have two cows. One decides to necro bump a thread five years later. Other cow enjoys reading the old jokes again. :)Or possiblyYou have two cows. One points out that we already talked about this five years ago and the other reccomends Stanek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 As I doubt no one is looking at the older ones figured I dig this one up again:H.P Lovecraft. You have two cows. This gives you no comfort, for you have had a mercifully brief glimpse into the true nature of the universe. Mankind is as ephemeral to the cyclopean cosmic horrors as a mayfly is to a man. When the stars are right, the Old Ones will rise and humanity will die. It will have existed only briefly, hardly even a distraction to eldritch, ancient terrors. It will leave no greater mark behind than will your two cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowborn Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Stanek:You have two cows. They're both Stanek's sockpuppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Robin Hobb: FarseerYou have two cows, but Burrich forbids you to bond to any one of them. Martin: ASOIAFThe two cows are yours by right! Charlotte Brontë: Jane EyreJudging from everything that is going on in this house, there might just be two cows in the attic. Stephanie Meyer: You have glittery bullshit.Win. :lmao: westeros.org - You have two cows. One decides to necro bump a thread five years later. Other cow enjoys reading the old jokes again.*curtsey* Not sure if I should be offended (I am not!), but glad you are amusing yourself. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterfella Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 House of Leaves: You have two cows in yourhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Chuck Palahniuk: You have one cow with psychiatric issues. Joss Whedon: So like... you have two of them... milk herbivore creatures, in a big grass fenced place thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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