Salafi Stannis Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Tries to kill little girls. "One day I will be succesful. I will show them all". :laugh: :bowdown: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowisnobastard Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I hear he has a sexual affinity for bats. He gets two bats of equal age and size, coats them in rendered chicken fat, and then..... Well I'll spare you the details, but the bats are never the same again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 When I hear Darkstar I often imagine Darkwing Duck Anyone else has this happen to them Maybe it is the purple font people use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salafi Stannis Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 When I hear Darkstar I often imagine Darkwing Duck Anyone else has this happen to them Maybe it is the purple font people use He reminds me more of "The Coon" from South Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primalsplit Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Plotting in his castle how to maim innocent girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Plotting in his castle how to maim innocent girls What do you mean innocent? She was coming right at him! Self defense man. That's why he's the most dangerous Man in Dorne, he has a great lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaynsa Starne Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 When I hear Darkstar I often imagine Darkwing Duck Anyone else has this happen to them Maybe it is the purple font people useOhmyword yes! Like, as soon as I read the words "I am of the night" I immediately thought of Darkwing Duck. So glad I'm not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopsang Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 He gets bashed by the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Sits in his castle thinking up new catch phrases that uses the word "night". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon I Blackfyre Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 He tries his Batman impression."I am vengeance...I am of the night... I AM DARKSTAR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus9 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 He's Keyser Soze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damp Hair - The Prophet Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Makes out with his reflection in a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damp Hair - The Prophet Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Darkstar may be of the night, but the current Batman of Planetos is Skahaz in his bloodbat mask. Previous Batman was Oswell Whent but he is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Tried to come up with cool catchphrases and failing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falstaff_Stark Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 He's Keyser Soze.the greatest trick the darkstar ever pulled off was convinging westeros he didn't..........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 He broods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 When I hear Darkstar I often imagine Darkwing Duck Anyone else has this happen to them Maybe it is the purple font people use Yep, the very first time I read Darkstar's "I am of the night" schtick I immediately thought to myself "Hey, Darkwing Duck called - he wants his slogan back!" :P I've never been able to take the guy seriously after that. Although Martin could still change my mind depending on what he has "the most dangerous man on Dorne" doing in the future :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Volunteers at the soup kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He's working on an endorsement deal with the makers of Ambien. And it's terribly cruel of people to ridicule this poor man when he's suffering from insomnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Practices raising one eyebrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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