Pebble thats Stubby Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Unacceptable. The price for treachery is death by elderberry inhalation. psst Limecat did you not get the memo. Bex has taken on the role of spy/sabatour she's planning on infiltating the enemy regeime and cause it great harm for us. ghees get with the program. I truelly hope I did not say that out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 I might be willing to end my backing of Lord of Oop North's opposition if I can have a prominent place in the ministry. I like the quick turn around from rebel to lusting for power. I can make you our chief spy and you can infiltrate Lord of Oop's North nascent opposition group. You'll have a place at our board meetings and a nice little bungalow on the beach. Lord of Oop North won't live long enough to see the Kindgom of The Fallen fall. He will expire with the bitter taste of our triumph in his throat knowing that he failed to stop our 1,000 year reign. Muuaahaahaa I claim the role of First Minister of a small region on the outskirts of the country. I demand devolution from this new regime, with at least one independence referendum by 2020. What do you bring to the table and how will you help establish our kingdom? If yes, then I'll grant you a parcel on the outskirts with an Independence Referendum in 2119. I'd like to apply for the highest paid cabinet position with the least amount of work. Every good kingdom needs a good underachiever. Therefore, I make you our First Pencil Sharpener. I'd apply to be the minister of propaganda if the place is still availableNo experience in the field but willing to take courses. Problem resolving attitude, good team work and natural leadership skills.A strong propension for humor and nonsense complete my profile. High Minister of Public Relations (Sounds better than propaganda) - Sir Kikajon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 This is where we stand so far: Kingdom of the Fallen Diety - God of KindergartenMessiah - five-year old girl King Highest of the High, How High, There Can Be No Higher - King The FallenHigh Minister of Justice - King The FallenHigh Minister of Defense - Sir Slurms McKenzie - Commander of Clean-Up Crews (secret death squads): Sir Gallows Knight#High Minister of Education - Lady Pony Queen JaceHigh Foreign Minister - Sir KevvyHigh Minister of Public Relations (P.R.) - Sir KikajonHigh Minister of Health & Human Services - Lady ER RNHigh Minister of Culture - Lady Pony Queen Jace - Master of High House Heraldry: Sir Kikajon# - Master of Acronyms: Sir KevvyMinister of Logos - Sir Gallows KnightHigh* Minister of Space - Sir Space ChampionPresident of Calendars - Sir R'hllor's Red LobsterMinister of Intelligence - Lady DreamSongs# - First Spy: Lady DreamSongsFirst Captain of Clean-Up Crews (secret death squads) - Sir R'hllor's Red LobsterFirst Pencil Sharpener - Sir Arch-MaesterPhilipHigh Lord of the Stool - Sir Ramsay Gimp# *Upgraded title to reflect the High Highness of space.#New/upgraded titles and re-organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What do you bring to the table Haggis, sheep, and whisky? Hey, it's worked before... and how will you help establish our kingdom? Running shipyards and mines, that you will close down many years from now? If yes, then I'll grant you a parcel on the outskirts with an Independence Referendum in 2119. You're too kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I volunteer to be Lord of the Stool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool The King shall shit and I shall wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What will be the motto of our dynasty? Has already been set? And our flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairBearHero Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Can I be the Grand Vizier? I bring excellent organisational skills, a knack for cutting putdowns and an evil leer. I'm also willing to shave my head and grow a goatee for the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 I volunteer to be Lord of the Stool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool The King shall shit and I shall wipe Haha, lords fight over the right to sit to the right or left of the king on the dais yet it seems that standing behind him with a hand in his rear is where you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I wish to be in charge of the navy. Or the environmental issues. If the new kingdom happens to not be situated near the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChampion Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Wait a minute, I protest! Why is the Minister of Space not a High Minister? There is nothing higher than Space! It's Really Really High!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What will be the motto of our dynasty? Has already been set? And our flag?For our motto: 'Though all men do despise us' sums us up, it's taken apparently. For our flag, how about a grazing sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 How about 'Though all men MAY despise us' ?I have to look in the dictionary the meaning of "grazing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What will be the motto of our dynasty? Has already been set? And our flag? Motto: Carpe Scrotum. Flag: Argent, a polar bear proper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 No matter what is on the flag, in order to best represent our religion, it should look like it was drawn by a five-year old- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I like best 'Though all men do despise us' because it comes a natural counter ", women don't" and for a sygil I propose a mithological creature, like a cockatrice or a basiliks or a FireWyrm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonity Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I would like to apply for the position of Commander of the Aquatic Security Services. We'll be bringing the Death Squids needed to be taken seriously in the international community. As ASS Commander my role will be securing our maritime borders and executing anyone attempting to use the seas against us by say smuggling, message in a bottle communications or paddling while wearing the wrong coloured swimsuits. I'm also applying for the position of Sole Swimsuit Importer. If given this dual role I promise not only to keep our coast safe through ASS and the Death Squids, but also to sell the skimpiest, best looking swimwear in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Here's a good motto: "Truth Shines." BAKKAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I would like to apply for the position of Commander of the Aquatic Security Services. We'll be bringing the Death Squids needed to be taken seriously in the international community. As ASS Commander my role will be securing our maritime borders and executing anyone attempting to use the seas against us by say smuggling, message in a bottle communications or paddling while wearing the wrong coloured swimsuits. I'm also applying for the position of Sole Swimsuit Importer. If given this dual role I promise not only to keep our coast safe through ASS and the Death Squids, but also to sell the skimpiest, best looking swimwear in the world!In regards to the swimwear thing, we should add to your ASS title and have you Person Exporting Nice Illustrious Swimwear... Or PENIS for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Here's a good motto: "Truth Shines." BAKKAKE! My only concern is that we'll be mocked as the "Bukkake Dynasty" by subversives Musn't let our enemies cast us as sexual deviants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 My only concern is that we'll be mocked as the "Bukkake Dynasty" by subversives Musn't let our enemies cast us as sexual deviants Deviants? We are a race of lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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