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I've...I've got a problem...

You laugh, but remember how they used to market this shit? Just about every single cartoon cereal mascot was a junkie. Remember Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo bird? He'd be like flying a plane or operating heavy equipment or something, and these horrid kids would be tempting him with a delicious bowl of Cocoa Puffs until he'd just completely lose his shit.

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You laugh, but remember how they used to market this shit? Just about every single cartoon cereal mascot was a junkie. Remember Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo bird? He'd be like flying a plane or operating heavy equipment or something, and these horrid kids would be tempting him with a delicious bowl of Cocoa Puffs until he'd just completely lose his shit.

I always hated the kids that wouldn't ever let the rabbit have Trix.

Talk about cereal junkies.

Two words... Golden Grahams

:drool:

But... coat some golden grahams in cocoa and add marshmallows and you something beyond awesome.

And I think this is the weirdest cereal I ever tried

And this is the cereal I think I've seen most repackaged by the same company under slightly different names

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3634/3523080348_dfd7f0e9b3.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2267/2309243997_70d7677bd3_b.jpg

http://www.kelloggs.com/content/dam/common/products/KelloggsCrunchyNutGoldenHoneyNutFlakescereal_24131.jpg

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I always hated the kids that wouldn't ever let the rabbit have Trix.

:drool:

But... coat some golden grahams in cocoa and add marshmallows and you something beyond awesome.

And I think this is the weirdest cereal I ever tried

And this is the cereal I think I've seen most repackaged by the same company under slightly different names

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3634/3523080348_dfd7f0e9b3.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2267/2309243997_70d7677bd3_b.jpg

http://www.kelloggs.com/content/dam/common/products/KelloggsCrunchyNutGoldenHoneyNutFlakescereal_24131.jpg

S'more golden grahams... You sir just blew by mind. New #1 on my to do list tomorrow
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I always hated the kids that wouldn't ever let the rabbit have Trix.

:drool:

But... coat some golden grahams in cocoa and add marshmallows and you something beyond awesome.

And I think this is the weirdest cereal I ever tried

And this is the cereal I think I've seen most repackaged by the same company under slightly different names

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3634/3523080348_dfd7f0e9b3.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2267/2309243997_70d7677bd3_b.jpg

http://www.kelloggs.com/content/dam/common/products/KelloggsCrunchyNutGoldenHoneyNutFlakescereal_24131.jpg

I'm willing to bet you had all those links.in your favourites folder. Amirite?

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S'more golden grahams... You sir just blew by mind. New #1 on my to do list tomorrow

Sorry, you missed the party. The cereal is no longer around. :(

There is the Kellogg's Smorz cereal but it's not the same, not like the General Mills cereal that really was S'mores golden grahams.

ETA:

Cereal MacGyver that I am though, in a pinch you can get close if you mix regular Golden Grahams with Count Chocula.

I'm willing to bet you had all those links.in your favourites folder. Amirite?

Well the one absolute sure way to summon me to this board is to start a cereal thread.

And it is so appropriate that this thread should be going strong on a late Friday night/early Saturday morning. That's always when cereal tastes the best!

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Sorry, you missed the party. The cereal is no longer around. :(

There is the Kellogg's Smorz cereal but it's not the same, not like the General Mills cereal that really was S'mores golden grahams.

Well the one absolute sure way to summon me to this board is to start a cereal thread.

Yeah I've tried the Kellogg's...meh. But I can make the golden grahams or at least try.
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