Maester of Valyria Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I think Stannis is quite cool, but I wouldn't care that much if he died.I couldn't care less if Jon stayed dead.I get annoyed when people say the Meereen chapters were boring: I thought they were very good at showing the realities of ruling.Cleganebowl is an incredibly stupid name.If we don't see an Ice Dragon in the main series I may well kill somebody.I think Arya will ride a dragon, due to the foreshadowing in TPATQ.None of my friends are as into ASOIAF as I am and it makes me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I want Dany's dragons to die, die, die!!.. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samsaptakas Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 There isn't much of political intrigue in the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ravenstark Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 There isn't much of political intrigue in the series.Yes, not enough of assassination attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 JonCon, this is for you:Remember how Tyrion seriously considered poisoning JonCon with the mushrooms? What if he had? Can you imagine that glorious mess? Tyrion still gets kidnapped by Jorah, so the people left in charge of the Aegon invasion, years in the making, would've been Haldon, Lemore and...Duck? I just love the chaos that arises from situations where there's no clear cut leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 This is totally stupid, but as I sit here working I am re-listening to ASOIF on Audible and it is DRIVING ME NUTS that people keep not eating! They are either too tired, too awake, too cold or too damned emotional, mostly too damned emotional. Just eat already. Seven Hells! Good food is scarce in this world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I think Stannis is quite cool, but I wouldn't care that much if he died.I couldn't care less if Jon stayed dead.I get annoyed when people say the Meereen chapters were boring: I thought they were very good at showing the realities of ruling.Cleganebowl is an incredibly stupid name.If we don't see an Ice Dragon in the main series I may well kill somebody.I think Arya will ride a dragon, due to the foreshadowing in TPATQ.None of my friends are as into ASOIAF as I am and it makes me sad.Yes. And I don't mean symbolically as in Jon rises and is all frostbitten from being kept in the ice cells too long and shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 Lea Michele used a Khaleesi wig during the final ep. of Scream Queens Seriously, that's the first think that came into my mind.The second one was "maybe it's a Viserys' wig???".JonCon, this is for you:Remember how Tyrion seriously considered poisoning JonCon with the mushrooms? What if he had? Can you imagine that glorious mess? Tyrion still gets kidnapped by Jorah, so the people left in charge of the Aegon invasion, years in the making, would've been Haldon, Lemore and...Duck? I just love the chaos that arises from situations where there's no clear cut leader.Aegon's plot then turns into show Dorne Actually, Aegon would be all "I'm the leader! I'm the King!".Next scene is all of them in KL dungeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Hyle Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I can understand why people live there it's big and fertile. It it sucks that it sees so many battles. The Riverlands are the Walda Frey of the Seven Kingdoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 The Riverlands are the Walda Frey of the Seven Kingdoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester of Valyria Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Yes. And I don't mean symbolically as in Jon rises and is all frostbitten from being kept in the ice cells too long and shite. I refer you to my second bullet point... Good to hear from you again, by the way. What happened to your old avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 All my other nerd friends are all hyped for Star Wars and I'm like, is TWOW being published this year? Edit: this year= 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Random thought re: Jaime and Bran. I get that Jaime shoved Bran out the window because he's impulsive like that, etc, but how much easier would it have been if Jaime had made up something on the spot, like, "There was a spider in the queen's dress so she had to take it off, and then the spider jumped on my clothes too, and I also had to take them off, and then I slipped and fell on top of the queen. But you must promise you won't tell anyone because it would be soooo embarrassing for the queen, and she would get veeeery sad. Hey, I just thought of a deal I can make with you, Bran - is it Bran? I heard you wanna be a Kingsguard more than anything, and as you know, I just happen to be one. Why don't you squire for me? That's how I started, squiring for Arthur Dayne. So you go ask your lord father for permission, and I'll talk to the king about it, eh? But remember! You have to swear an oath right here, right now, that you won't mention what you saw here to a single soul, not your mother, not your father, no one. And you must not break that oath, Bran, do you understand? Kingsguard are required to keep oaths, and if you break one you cannot be a Kingsguard, yes? Very well, run along now, and tell no one about that wretched spider!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 Random thought re: Jaime and Bran. I get that Jaime shoved Bran out the window because he's impulsive like that, etc, but how much easier would it have been if Jaime had made up something on the spot, like, "There was a spider in the queen's dress so she had to take it off, and then the spider jumped on my clothes too, and I also had to take them off, and then I slipped and fell on top of the queen. But you must promise you won't tell anyone because it would be soooo embarrassing for the queen, and she would get veeeery sad. Hey, I just thought of a deal I can make with you, Bran - is it Bran? I heard you wanna be a Kingsguard more than anything, and as you know, I just happen to be one. Why don't you squire for me? That's how I started, squiring for Arthur Dayne. So you go ask your lord father for permission, and I'll talk to the king about it, eh? But remember! You have to swear an oath right here, right now, that you won't mention what you saw here to a single soul, not your mother, not your father, no one. And you must not break that oath, Bran, do you understand? Kingsguard are required to keep oaths, and if you break one you cannot be a Kingsguard, yes? Very well, run along now, and tell no one about that wretched spider!"The promise of being a knight could have worked, but not the Spider Book 1 and 2 make painfully obvious that Bran knows very well what sex is and how it looks. It's like Martin is trying to tell us that they couldn't have fooled Bran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuvuuia Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Random thought re: Jaime and Bran. I get that Jaime shoved Bran out the window because he's impulsive like that, etc, but how much easier would it have been if Jaime had made up something on the spot, like, "There was a spider in the queen's dress so she had to take it off, and then the spider jumped on my clothes too, and I also had to take them off, and then I slipped and fell on top of the queen. But you must promise you won't tell anyone because it would be soooo embarrassing for the queen, and she would get veeeery sad. Hey, I just thought of a deal I can make with you, Bran - is it Bran? I heard you wanna be a Kingsguard more than anything, and as you know, I just happen to be one. Why don't you squire for me? That's how I started, squiring for Arthur Dayne. So you go ask your lord father for permission, and I'll talk to the king about it, eh? But remember! You have to swear an oath right here, right now, that you won't mention what you saw here to a single soul, not your mother, not your father, no one. And you must not break that oath, Bran, do you understand? Kingsguard are required to keep oaths, and if you break one you cannot be a Kingsguard, yes? Very well, run along now, and tell no one about that wretched spider!"I guess, it was Lannister pride: Lions aren't scared of spiders (especially when they have a spider grand-grand mom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 btw, spider is a slang for vagina here, I'm lmao'ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuvuuia Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 btw, spider is a slang for vagina here, I'm lmao'ing.do legs symbolize hair? and what does Dunk's dream of Rohanne shooting arrows at him means, taking that in consideration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 ^yes Considering arrows are the most known symbol for masculinity, and that Rohanne was pretty badass, I guess Dunk was afraid she was going to rip apart his dick and give him a clout in the ear with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 If Ryan Murphy had filmed Game of Thrones: Cersei gets arrested:Chanel as Cersei,Chanel #3 as MargaeryDenise as the HSThe Strippers as the KettleblacksHester as Littlefinger.Zayday and Grace as the Merrywheaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSmith84 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I do think Jaime could have exploited the fact that he saved Bran's life to keep the boy quiet, at least long enough for him, Cersei and the kids to pack up and flee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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