Howdyphillip Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I wanted to set up a thread for the customary trash talk. I will begin by saying... byddwn yn ennill twrnamaint cyfan hwn oherwydd ni all unrhyw un atal y dreigiau dychmygol !!! translation... We will win this entire tournament because no one can stop the imaginary dragons !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 As it happens, Google does not translate to Flemish. Which is a large blemish on their translate service, of course, but given the insanely low quality (or non-existence, in the case of Wales) of the opposition, our victory will make sure the language gets the recognition it deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I am looking forward to Tuesday. It will be nice to see our old friends the Magyars, and to beat them so badly that they will regret the Ausgleich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Walker Texas Ranger Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Fuchs, himself! said: I am looking forward to Tuesday. It will be nice to see our old friends the Magyars, and to beat them so badly that they will regret the Ausgleich. You better hope Herr Merkel doesn't reenact the Anschluss. I heard the Mannschaft needs a fullback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I just looked at the program, and I'm disappointed. I was sort of hoping for a challenge, but instead we get the pretty boys from Italy, who have left their best player in the USA, and their second best player is not only a Buffon, he's also positively ancient and will probably arrive together with his nurse. Which means that the tournament doesn't really start until next Saturday - against the leprechauns. Well, we all know they're better at financial stuff than at football, so that's also a foregone conclusion. Basically, we have to wait for Zlatan for something resembling a match. Boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Hazardous said: I just looked at the program, and I'm disappointed. I was sort of hoping for a challenge, but instead we get the pretty boys from Italy, who have left their best player in the USA, and their second best player is not only a Buffon, he's also positively ancient and will probably arrive together with his nurse. Which means that the tournament doesn't really start until next Saturday - against the leprechauns. Well, we all know they're better at financial stuff than at football, so that's also a foregone conclusion. Basically, we have to wait for Zlatan for something resembling a match. Boring! You might consider your tournament not starting till next Saturday, but thats the date when its all gonna end for you. Ok sure we may get confused over what is the ball and what is a waffle rounded player, but even if we are late to the game after getting lost in Ikea, your waddling team will not stand against the might of a good Stout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, The Shamrock that hides said: You might consider your tournament not starting till next Saturday, but thats the date when its all gonna end for you. Ok sure we may get confused over what is the ball and what is a waffle rounded player, but even if we are late to the game after getting lost in Ikea, your waddling team will not stand against the might of a good Stout! The Stout is part of your problem. Firstly, you shouldn't drink it before the game, and secondly, it is cleary inferior to a good Abbey Beer - which we will buy you a round of after the game, because we are good winners. Assuming, of course, that you aren't already pissed by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 32 minutes ago, White Walker Texas Ranger said: You better hope Herr Merkel doesn't reenact the Anschluss. I heard the Mannschaft needs a fullback. Never again will we be Germany's donkey! Not that there's anything wrong with being a donkey per se. In fact, donkeys are wonderful creatures, and Austria would be proud to be a metaphorical donkey, so long as we are Austria's donkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Keep your anaemic filth to commiserate yourselfs with post match, You need real Iron to stand like a man. Oh and feel free to share our uisce beatha bottles, will lift your spirits and give you some small comfort during your demise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Zlatan Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Squabble all you want, it won't help you. Sweden may not have any significant alcoholic beverages, we do have superior healthcare actual footballing quality. Plus, swedish waffles >>> belgian waffles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 England fans seem to be trashing themselves. Listen at your peril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criston of House Shapper Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 7 hours ago, The EnglishBear said: England fans seem to be trashing themselves. Listen at your peril. None of you would have the guts to make such a beautiful song. For England till we die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 That old fat one does a half-way decent impersonation of Shaun Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Two days until we Czech Spain, Europe and the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterfell is Burning Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 The Glorious Nation of Switzerland already started winning. Next thing we'll take Romania, who's so bad that George Popescu would have a place in it, even though he's 50 years old and has been in jail for two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Nice little skirmish between the Croats and the Turks, not that it matters much. Tomorrow the world of the Spaniards will burn. The time of the Czech has come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Finally we will get to see a proper football side today. We will give those Italians a lesson in football and romp home to the most convincing 1-0 win ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 It is true. We will crush Italy 1-0, or perhaps 0-0. Alas, in our group there is but one proper football side, plus one player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 We totally lost on purpose. Just giving the others a bit of a head start to level the playing field since we are so much superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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