rubyist Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 I tend to like to think about this fairly often when I read book series that create huge universes: If you lived in Westeros/Essos.... who would you be? Or what would you be, if you could be anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 I'd be a wildling that starts a stone cult. We'd all eat a lot of magic mushrooms, practice free love, and offer comprehensive universal shamanic health care. We'd do weekend retreats that include hand-line fishing, rock climbing, and an elk chili contest. I'd set up my gf as the high priestess of the cult and do my part to keep us a respected faction amongst the rest of the free folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, larrytheimp said: I'd be a wildling that starts a stone cult. We'd all eat a lot of magic mushrooms, practice free love, and offer comprehensive universal shamanic health care. We'd do weekend retreats that include hand-line fishing, rock climbing, and an elk chili contest. I'd set up my gf as the high priestess of the cult and do my part to keep us a respected faction amongst the rest of the free folk. No nude moon bathing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, maarsen said: No nude moon bathing? Goes without saying, or so I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 11 hours ago, larrytheimp said: I'd be a wildling that starts a stone cult. We'd all eat a lot of magic mushrooms, practice free love, and offer comprehensive universal shamanic health care. We'd do weekend retreats that include hand-line fishing, rock climbing, and an elk chili contest. I'd set up my gf as the high priestess of the cult and do my part to keep us a respected faction amongst the rest of the free folk. Weekend retreats from what, is exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relic Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I'd probably be a leech harvester.Or dead at 16 from gangrene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronzag Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I would move this tread to General (ASOIAF) books forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 I would have two part-time jobs: grape-stomper in the Arbor, and Oldtown whore. Thereby keeping ready access to wine and books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faera Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Weeping Sore said: I would have two part-time jobs: grape-stomper in the Arbor, and Oldtown whore. Thereby keeping ready access to wine and books. I'd go along with this. I'd be up for being "some tavern wench" in the Reach, full stop. If I could get a job in the Quill and Tankard, all to the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 23 hours ago, larrytheimp said: Goes without saying, or so I thought Too freaking cold. Your cult give me a free bum warmer or I'm moving south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durckad Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I would be a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faera Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Durckad said: I would be a chair. Great, now I have coffee all over my phone! But why settle for any old chair when you could be "THE" chair. That's right - the Iron Throne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Lily Valley said: Too freaking cold. Your cult give me a free bum warmer or I'm moving south. Everyone gets a bum warmer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Wait, is a bum warmer a Who, or a What? Cuz I would totally be somebody's bum warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 17 hours ago, Durckad said: I would be a chair. 24 minutes ago, The Mance said: Wait, is a bum warmer a Who, or a What? Cuz I would totally be somebody's bum warmer. I'm sure there's a name for this fetish, but I'm not going to google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durckad Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Faera said: Great, now I have coffee all over my phone! But why settle for any old chair when you could be "THE" chair. That's right - the Iron Throne! Nah. I'd rather be a friendly chair than a stabby chair or at the very least a chair that inspires no strong feelings either way. 26 minutes ago, Weeping Sore said: I'm sure there's a name for this fetish, but I'm not going to google it. I think the technical name is a "furny." Just like a furry but with more wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Weeping Sore said: I'm sure there's a name for this fetish, but I'm not going to google it. It's my kryptonite. Trying not to PM a boarder and get banned, but I'd TOTALLY sit on that. Edit: Wonder if he'll do the ottoman.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother Cocanuts Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 It'd be the noble life of a hedge knight for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I'd be the primary ingredient in a bowl of brown inside of 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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