Corvo the Crow Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) Title. After taking WF, Theon uses Lord Eddard's bed, the same bed that he shares with his wife honorable lady Catelyn and used to produce his children, with a common tavern wench. If he was alive, how would Ned feel about it? Would he throw the bed? Would he flog Theon if possible? Or would he not care at all? Quote Wind sighed faintly against the shutters. Somewhere, far off, he heard the yowl of a cat in heat. Nothing else. Sleep, Greyjoy, he told himself. The castle is quiet, and you have guards posted. At your door, at the gates, on the armory. He might have put it down to a bad dream, but he did not remember dreaming. Kyra had worn him out. Until Theon had sent for her, she had lived all of her eighteen years in the winter town without ever setting foot inside the walls of the castle. She came to him wet and eager and lithe as a weasel, and there had been a certain undeniable spice to fucking a common tavern wench in Lord Eddard Stark's own bed. Quote Edited January 8, 2023 by Corvo the Crow Lee-Sensei, astarkchoice, LongRider and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 I think if Ned was alive he'd have a dozen other things to be mad at Theon for. Bed probably wouldn't even cross his mind. Adam Targaryen, Lord of Raventree Hall and EggBlue 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 If he were alive Theon would be nowhere near Ned's bed. EggBlue, Adam Targaryen and Lord of Raventree Hall 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astarkchoice Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Ser roderick..fetch ice and a basket to send to balon greyjoy! Adam Targaryen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee-Sensei Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 1/8/2023 at 4:09 PM, Corvo the Crow said: Title. After taking WF, Theon uses Lord Eddard's bed, the same bed that he shares with his wife honorable lady Catelyn and used to produce his children, with a common tavern wench. If he was alive, how would Ned feel about it? Would he throw the bed? Would he flog Theon if possible? Or would he not care at all? He'd be honoured to have King Theon screw a tavern wench in his bed, just like the Captain's daughter will be honoured to carry a king's bastard. Lord of Raventree Hall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Targaryen Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Ser Rodrik: "If he were alive to see this..." He would look into Theon's eyes, hear his story and his last words as to why he did it (conquer Winterfell I mean, including the thing about the bedding), and then he would reluctantly but dutifully as always possibly take his head with Ice. Maybe.... But if he knew that Bran and Rickon were alive he might have Bran decide the judgement for him or something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerDuncan Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Kindling for the Long Winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Raventree Hall Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 On 1/9/2023 at 8:09 AM, Corvo the Crow said: Title. After taking WF, Theon uses Lord Eddard's bed, the same bed that he shares with his wife honorable lady Catelyn and used to produce his children, with a common tavern wench. If he was alive, how would Ned feel about it? Would he throw the bed? Would he flog Theon if possible? Or would he not care at all? I am going to take a differnt angle on this, and assume that instead of it happening in our current timeline, it happens in a timeline where Theon is just still a ward of Eddard Stark, no war is going on, and no one is having fond memories of snow melting in Robb's hair (because they see Robb all the time). Anyways, honestly, I don't know. Angry certainly. Hmm, I somehow imagine him bringing Theon to the God's wood, sharpening ice slowly, while having a long conversation with Theon about respect and honor. I don't think he would actually make a verbal threat, but Theon would apologize by the end of the conversation and promise to never do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthurs Dawn Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 3 hours ago, SerDuncan said: Kindling for the Long Winter Now we know where Sansa's mattress burning skills come from kissdbyfire and SerDuncan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alden Rothack Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 have the servants change the bed and put theon where the rubbish always goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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