all swedes are racist Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Courtesy of MinDonner: -- I LOL'd for real on a couple of these.W gets the serious side-eye, though, because 1) it's bullshit and 2) the creators missed a comedic goldmine by ignoring War Metal. "GOATS AND GASMASKS. SATAN WILL SODOMIZE HUMANITY" *sound of machine-gun fire* I mean, come the fuck on. One of the most prominent war metal bands is called Goat Penis. That deserves as much a public mocking as rap metal does -- and this is coming from someone who likes Blasphemy.Aahahaha, that was fantastic. Although the "woman metal" was admittedly a missed opportunity in light of war metal (or shit, half of all doom bands have the word "witch" in the names, run with that...) most of that shit was spot on. I think grind core was especially perfect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 happy fucking birthday to me.i have loved slayer since i was a wee lad. they were that magical gateway into all manners of more extreme metal. to pay homage to my eternal love they are playing in the dc area on the eve of the anniversary of my birth! they are kind enough to bring along french powerhouses gojira.i am so fucking there.yeah, they are without founders jeff (rip) and dave lombardo (i actually think paul bostoph is a better drummer) they are still fucking slayer.i could see them hanging the whole thing up in the next few years. having never seen these favorites of mine live ever i am really really fucking excited.fucking slayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 NICE!!! That will be a monster of a show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 And MDF have released another round of band announcements for next year. Candlemass and Tankard will be a ton of fun. Ulver and God Macabre were legit surprises. And Machetazo will rip everyone's face off.Here's the whole lineup thus far announced:ASPHYX (Netherlands)AT THE GATES (Sweden)BONGRIPPERCANDLEMASS (Sweden)DIOCLETIAN (New Zealand)EXCRUCIATING TERROREXTINCTION OF MANKIND (UK)GOD MACABRE (Sweden)GORGUTS (Canada)GRAVES AT SEAHEMDALEMACHETAZO (Spain)MGLA (Poland)SARKE (Norway)SOILENT GREENSOLSTAFIR (Iceland)TAAKE (Norway)TANKARD (Germany)ULVER (Norway)UNCLE ACID & THE DEADBEATS (UK)UNHOLY GRAVE (Japan)UNLEASHED (Sweden)WITCHRIST (New Zealand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lessthanluke Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Have fun MC. Gojira are the best band I have EVER seen live. The fact they are my favourite band may make that a biased statement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'm like a kid on Christmas Eve...tomorrow night - MAIDEN! :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 So yeah, fucking Slayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 It's because you are the most awesome wife in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 So yeah, fucking Slayer!It's because you are the most awesome wife in the world.this morning while i ran and was listening to 'seasons in the abyss' i had this 'holy shit, i am finally seeing slayer' moment!last summer i finally knocked maiden off of my 'to see' list. now slayer. priest, king diamond, venom and motorhead still remain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I had a chance to see Motorhead about 10 years ago and like a damned fool I passed on it. Maybe some day.Maiden show the other night was just incredible. The set was like they picked every one of my favorite songs to play, and they knocked all of them out of the park. They really do sound as great as ever. The crowd was awesome, too - met a lot of great folks. Hopefully they'll make this a regular tour stop from now on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I had a chance to see Motorhead about 10 years ago and like a damned fool I passed on it. Maybe some day.Maiden show the other night was just incredible. The set was like they picked every one of my favorite songs to play, and they knocked all of them out of the park. They really do sound as great as ever. The crowd was awesome, too - met a lot of great folks. Hopefully they'll make this a regular tour stop from now on!i loved the crowd for maiden in montreal. they were all great and fun people.oh, man. yes. they were near perfect live. the only song i wanted that i did not hear was 'hallowed be thy name.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 i loved the crowd for maiden in montreal. they were all great and fun people.oh, man. yes. they were near perfect live. the only song i wanted that i did not hear was 'hallowed be thy name.'When they played the recorded intro to "The Prisoner" I about lost my shit. Loved that they played a bunch of stuff off of Seventh Son too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 When they played the recorded intro to "The Prisoner" I about lost my shit. Loved that they played a bunch of stuff off of Seventh Son too.seventh son is an often overlooked gem of the maiden collection. i listen to it probably once every other week.i am so glad you have a good time. i cannot wait to see them again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 seventh son is an often overlooked gem of the maiden collection. i listen to it probably once every other week.i am so glad you have a good time. i cannot wait to see them again.Same here. Maybe if they play a geographically friendly show next year we can get up a group to go. That would be epic as shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 bwb metalhead iron maiden extravaganza, you say?that sounds awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 bwb metalhead iron maiden extravaganza, you say?that sounds awesome.Fuck yes! Let's make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Big tour news coming up early next year - a two month US tour headlined by Amon Amarth with guests Enslaved and Skeletonwitch! Hell of a lineup and the locations are all over the place, so a great opportunity to see three awesome bands. Incidentally, check out the Skeletonwitch album Beyond the Permafrost if you haven't already. Some killer modern thrash with deathy vocals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insomnium Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Big tour news coming up early next year - a two month US tour headlined by Amon Amarth with guests Enslaved and Skeletonwitch! Hell of a lineup and the locations are all over the place, so a great opportunity to see three awesome bands.Incidentally, check out the Skeletonwitch album Beyond the Permafrost if you haven't already. Some killer modern thrash with deathy vocals.Cool. House of Blues would probably be the the most accessible location for me. Good thing it's on a Saturday. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Cool. House of Blues would probably be the the most accessible location for me. Good thing it's on a Saturday. :)Yeah, they're playing in Atlanta on a Friday, which is mighty tempting for a road trip/party weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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