Theda Baratheon Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 ''Men call me Darkstar and I am of the night'' I did cackle when I first read this. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 every time Gerold "i'm of the night" Dayne open his ridicolous mouthi mean, even a lot of manga characters would be ashamed to be so lame :DEven the villains from Fist of the North Star thought his lines were bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teak Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 "I'll speak to my father about returning you to Tarth, if it please you," he told her. "Or if you would rather stay, I could perchance find some place for you at court.""As a lady companion to the queen?" she said dully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisEndGame Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 ASOS council meeting:Cersei: "Shall we begin with the wedding plans?Tywin: "No. The war. Varys."I dont know why but I laughed so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Fat Pink Mast. GRRM has a weird sense of humor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Randyll Tarly. I love that guy. He is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left hand while he was taking a piss with the right. Badass and funny (most likely because I have the picture it in my head)andWeddings have become more perilous than battles, it would seem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 "Do you see? it's quite empt "The darkness sprang at him, snarling. . . Maester Luwin yelled and threw up his hands. Maester Luwin was like a father saying to his son "See, there's nothing in the closet" only to look back at it and see the monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiola Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I don't have specific examples but Jaime's narrations are fantastic, imo. I know I've laughed at things he's thought that weren't intended to be jokes.I'd like to answer Tyrion's narrations as well, but he's obviously intentionally funny.ETA: When Jaime said he'd return Edmure's child with a trebuchet, I had a pretty good laugh. I really don't think that was supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 The scene in ADWD, where Jon sees that Wun Wun had torn off Ser Patrek's arm, and was flailing his body around "the way Arya used to with her doll when she was menaced by vegetables". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Meera Reed Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 One time, Rickon punched Old Nan in the face ..His baby brother had been wild as a winter storm since he learned Robb was riding off to war, weeping and angry by turns. He'd refused to eat, cried and screamed for most of a night, even punched Old Nan when she tried to sing him to sleep, and the next day he'd vanished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmholt Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 This must have been an uncommonly sinful horseA rotting sea cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Come Try Me Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 When Joffrey makes peasents and knights fight - to the death!! Some reason, that always cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterfellian Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Ser Hyle calmly telling Brienne:His lordship (Randyll Tarly) is of the mind that you will benefit from a good hard rapingI know it's a horrible sentiment but it made me laugh either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Come Try Me Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Randyll Tarly. I love that guy. He is amazing.Actually come to think of it, he is pretty damn funny (unintentionally). I mean he basically disowned his son for being fat and craven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 The scene in ADWD, where Jon sees that Wun Wun had torn off Ser Patrek's arm, and was flailing his body around "the way Arya used to with her doll when she was menaced by vegetables".:lol:This totally made me laugh aswell, Patrek was a shit.One time, Rickon punched Old Nan in the face ..lol omg Oh, Rickon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isalie Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 "Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother" is the best one :cool4:+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teak Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Actually come to think of it, he is pretty damn funny (unintentionally). I mean he basically disowned his son for being fat and craven.And I think he is so horrible to Brienne because she is the same as Sam, but you know, opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where Boars Glow Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Ok this is really dark but the scene with Davos on the rock deciding rather he will just snuff it.....then the boat shows up, I love Davos and although dark this always made me Chuckle.Also.....i am not proud of it.....but the things i do for love made me laugh the first time i read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where Boars Glow Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Actually come to think of it, he is pretty damn funny (unintentionally). I mean he basically disowned his son for being fat and craven.Not to mention the whole "going hunting story" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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