WrathOfTinyKittens Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 CWLQTM(Chuckling while laughing quietly to myself)(Wantonly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 i move that we all write in eye-of-argonese for the remainder of this thread.soph--if you read further, you'll find someone getting kicked in the "urinary gland" during the quest for the "many fauceted [sic] scarlet emerald [sic]," or so.I remembered the scarlet emerald, but not the fact that it had taps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 sockpuppets favored by the stanek on goodreads typically feature avatars of scantily clad female persons. that means jaime L., mya stone, and jax, at the least, are the board stanek contingent.Ahem.Defamation—also called calumny, vilification, or traducement—is the communication of a false statement that harms the reputation of an individual, business, product, group, government,religion, or nation. Most jurisdictions allow legal action to deter various kinds of defamation and retaliate against groundless criticism.Under common law, to constitute defamation, a claim must generally be false and have been made to someone other than the person defamed.[1] Some common law jurisdictions also distinguish between spoken defamation, called slander, and defamation in other media such as printed words or images, called libel.[2]Similar to defamation is public disclosure of private facts, which arises where one person reveals information that is not of public concern, and the release of which would offend a reasonable person. "Unlike [with] libel, truth is not a defense for invasion of privacy."[3][not verified in body]. False light laws protect against statements which are not technically false but misleading.[4]In some civil law jurisdictions, defamation is treated as a crime rather than a civil wrong.[5] The United Nations Commission on Human Rights ruled in 2012 that the criminalization of libel violatesfreedom of expression and is inconsistent with Article 19 of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.[6]A person who defames another may be called a "defamer", "famacide", "libeler" or "slanderer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagilki Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Oh, great, so Stanek looked up law online again. How long till a Hotmail e-mail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Oh, great, so Stanek looked up law online again. How long till a Hotmail e-mail?Please email Mr. Stanek's lawyer at [email protected]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Please email Mr. Stanek's lawyer at [email protected].Are we emailing wantonly, or merely emailing with our eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Yet more (this is from later in the book)Yet with a cry of ironic agony, their charge ended. Feet no longer tread solely upon enemy dead. Seth felt vivid torment in his soul. The first of the Brotherhood fell, a blow from behind piercing the brother's heart.Seth vowed to spare no suffering for the one who had delivered the deadly blow. With a jump and a kick, the guilty was knocked stunned to the deck, his demise not instantaneous like the others before him. He would be forced to lie and watch with eyes that were purposefully allowed to move as life slowly dripped away. Seth's blow struck the spinal cord just below the neck on the right side.Nine and one trudged onward toward the high deck where Cagen now battled the enemy captain. Three sailors were all that remained of his once proud group and they protected his rear against the galleon's surly captain. Although thick lines of evident fatigue held to his countenance, Cagen persisted.Note that Seth is supposed to be a good guy. Say what you like about Jim Theis, but he never descended to Paolini or Goodkind-style "inflicting terrible suffering is OK if it's the good guys". Shame on you, Stanek. Wanton and ironic cries of shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Ironic agony? That's a new one. Does it make sense in context of what happens earlier?So Seth is the Richard Rahl of this series? Tairy should make his lawyer send him an e-mail.Nine and one? As in...ten? Or is the character called Nine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupigis Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Nine and one trudged onward toward the high deck where Cagen now battled the enemy captain. Three sailors were all that remained of his once proud group and they protected his rear against the galleon's surly captain. Although thick lines of evident fatigue held to his countenance, Cagen persisted.Are "the enemy captain" and "the galleon's surly captain" two different persons? Or are the three sailors protecting Cagen's rear against the guy he is fighting? Bizarre stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wow. This truly is even worse than Ryder Stacy. Is he just throwing darts at a dictionary at this point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I assume "ironic agony" to be akin to Darth Vader at the end of Episode III... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAH Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Seth vowed to spare no suffering for the one who had delivered the deadly blow. With a jump and a kick, the guilty was knocked stunned to the deck, his demise not instantaneous like the others before him. He would be forced to lie and watch with eyes that were purposefully allowed to move as life slowly dripped away. Seth's blow struck the spinal cord just below the neck on the right side.Wow, that's one powerful kick. Most Badass Moves just break bones...here, spinal cords are liquified and dripping away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 And where did his eyes move to? His own broken neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAH Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 And where did his eyes move to?I have it on good authority that they were allowed to move to Dorking. It's part of the punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Woha, Roose's Leech, Please tell me you somehow found the korean translation and pasted it in google translate.Ironic agony? Feet that tread on enemies? And the rest of the body? You can feel torment like you feel pain now? Why kill that brotherhood guy's brother too? I assume lines that hold to a guy are fishing lines? How does one hang lines to a countenance, anyway? Why does the captain get protected against himself by his sailors? Ubiquity? Why are the sentences so short? Why is the vocabulary and writing so limited as to repeat stuff like that "blow" in two consecutive sentences? Why is there not even the tiniest sparkle of life in apparently a dramatic battle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 We are truly not worthy to appreciate the genius of Stanek :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wow, that's one powerful kick. Most Badass Moves just break bones...here, spinal cords are liquified and dripping away!Tairy can't be anything but filled with righteous fury that The Stanek upped the game with that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagilki Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Tairy and Stanek should do a Collaboration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowborn Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Oh that would be glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Like a giant writing centipede?...no. That analogy was less horrifying 6 years ago. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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