Wmarshal Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 How do you imagine Robert's reaction to hearing Lyanna bedded Rhaegar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of the West Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Rage and shouting for a many hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 How do you imagine Robert's reaction to hearing Lyanna bedded Rhaegar? AOISJDOAJSDOIJASDJAUSDYAHSIOAJSDPOIAJSIODJAIOSDJIOASJDOAISDJ!!!!!!! A WHORE I NEED A WHORE TO COPE WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!! Then, he drank the whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Curse Rhaegar all over again and every single Targaryen wishing he could go back and kill him again for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Sorry he can't hear you over the pile of whores on top of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gendrys Forge Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 It took every knight within 50 leagues to stop him from riding down to the wall with his war hammer and smashing it the fook down out of rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 He probably fucked boars and hunted whores. Or is that the other way around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baela of Pentos Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 He probably fucked boars and hunted whores. Or is that the other way around? Or drank whores and fucked wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Probably like a possessive, egotistical douche who hates women. Or put another way as nearly everyone else has said, whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Leftwich Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 "Did you really have to sleep with my cousin?" Pretty much any character could say this to any other character in the books. Westeros is a close knit society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I wonder if he ever said anything similar to Loras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeParking Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I thought this was going to be Jaime talking to Cersei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baela of Pentos Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I thought this was going to be Jaime talking to Cersei. Or Tywin to Aerys :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Madam Mim Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Or drank whores and fucked wine? hahahahahaha! Well he started a war because of it, I don't think you could get a more extreme reaction than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 "Gee, maybe I shouldn't have had that fling with Elia three or four years ago." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lee knot Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 "Edd, fetch me a block." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearQueen87 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 AOISJDOAJSDOIJASDJAUSDYAHSIOAJSDPOIAJSIODJAIOSDJIOASJDOAISDJ!!!!!!! A WHORE I NEED A WHORE TO COPE WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!! Then, he drank the whore. ....then he drank the whore. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Martell Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Dear Mr. Martin, If you ever get around to writing an RR prequel, please, please, please have Robert be having sex with the random girl of the week when he hears Lyanna has gone with Rhaegar. And please make it clear that he's a hypocrite totally lacking in any kind of self awareness. I will bake you a pie. I will bake you a pie for each of Robert's bastards. Julia Martell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Dear Mr. Martin, If you ever get around to writing an RR prequel, please, please, please have Robert be having sex with the random girl of the week when he hears Lyanna has gone with Rhaegar. And please make it clear that he's a hypocrite totally lacking in any kind of self awareness. I will bake you a pie. I will bake you a pie for each of Robert's bastards. Julia Martell :lol: "HURRY UP, WOMAN! I NEED TO GO RESCUE THE WOMAN I LOVE!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeyneofthed'Ubervilles Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I believe that Robert always told himself that Lyanna was kidnapped. I've always thought that Lyanna went willingly, because she preferred being Rhaegar's mistress to Robert's lady wife. I don't know that I could prove that Lyanna went willingly, but I could definitely defend this. Robert's Rebellion was going to happen anyway. Lyanna's disappearance gave a romantic rationalization to a power grab that was already many years in the planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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