A True Kaniggit Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 19 hours ago, Ded As Ned said: Tomorrow's gonna hurt. 17 hours ago, Triskan said: We're in a tight spot! Y'all should've never trusted a Hogwallop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Tonight I've popped open some Buffalo Trace. Anytime I open up the pricey stuff (by my standards), I wake up tomorrow and feel like I've wasted it. Fuckit, I'm 2 sheets in and about to hang the 3rd. West into the wind my friends! Meet me on the far horizon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Peanuts are not nuts. They are legumes... like beans and peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 GODDAMN MANIPULATIVE LITTLE SHITS! Drinking in the house. There is a mop present. M. Le Vacuum has moved a few times. Cleaner went on the floor and somehow it smells worse. ALL THE BEER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Ded As Ned said: Tonight I've popped open some Buffalo Trace. Anytime I open up the pricey stuff (by my standards), I wake up tomorrow and feel like I've wasted it. Fuckit, I'm 2 sheets in and about to hang the 3rd. West into the wind my friends! Meet me on the far horizon! Go with the whiskey gods, my friend. I am trying to kill my illness with gin and beer. I will report tomorrow if it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Acquired me a case of Anchor Steam last night. Going to be a happy camper tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 WHY DOESN'T ARBY'S DELIVER!!! Damn you James Earl Jones and your Arby's commercials! I haven't had a good roast beef sandwich in like 5 years, because apparently my children did not inherit my love of all things meat. Well, one of them did but I haven't introduced him to roast beef sandwiches yet. Now I'm here, with the kids at Granny's house, and too buzzed to be out driving to Arby's. I seriously miscalculated in what order to do things here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 OMG. Seriously, y'all. I had a whole lab full of fools nearly pulling out their peens for a size contest today and broke up a conversation that threatened violence. At school, in a lab. On my watch. #epicteachingfail. I just can't even. So I am DRUNK. Tomorrow I will supervise angry students teaching 5th graders....something. FUCK THIS SEMESTER. Also, the chicken place by me ALSO does not deliver. I smell Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 hope you grade on a curve * ducks mutliple bottlesand rotten vegetables thrown at my head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I have docked the FUCK out of them for "unprofessional backbitiing" My curve is a BITCH. You want an 'A"? Do not miss one single class. Not one. Not for this lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotting sea cow Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 On 1/29/2017 at 4:28 AM, Ded As Ned said: Too many Red Stripes. Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof. They are often wrong. I like beer, but I cannot drink more than 2-3 without feeling sleepy and start wishing my bed. It is even worse with champagne and cider. It must be the freaking bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 On 4/7/2017 at 0:48 AM, Lily Valley said: I have docked the FUCK out of them for "unprofessional backbitiing" My curve is a BITCH. You want an 'A"? Do not miss one single class. Not one. Not for this lab. Shit. I'm almost 100% sure I've never made even one of your classes. First F ever. Extra credit maybe? I'm really good at making bad puns if that helps my case any. Edit: Booyah! I think I just found the loophole in your post. You said no one can get an "A" in your class if they miss one single class. Having never been to a class, I've missed more than one. Now where the hell is my "A"? I couldn't beer to get anything less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 On 4/7/2017 at 0:38 AM, r'hllor's red lobster said: hope you grade on a curve * ducks mutliple bottlesand rotten vegetables thrown at my head* People are throwing bottle sand at you? That's horrible! Not only would the bottle hitting hurt, but there's also a chance you could get sand in your eye. Not to mention the mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbigski Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 My first Manhattan didn't do shit. I'm a large semi muscular male. But the second one has got me rather buzzed. I figure it was about 4oz of Crown, 1oz of vermouth, three cherries for a little extra sweet, and a Woodford Reserve branded cherry bitters for each of them. Didn't want to use up the rest of the Whistle Pig on a mixed drink. Might be time for a Caucasian. I didn't capitalize that, the autocorrect did. BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I need a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Drinking strawberry flavour gin at home w mum and my sister ...I can feel the drunk posting beginning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 12 gins lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 May I whine about my wine? Fuck this Chardonnay. Give me red like a Lannister would drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 13 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said: 12 gins lad i woke up feeling like a champ and went on a 2 hour hike in the woods l m a o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotting sea cow Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said: 12 gins lad No blackouts? Gin gives me blackouts and the worst hangovers... only matched by wheat bier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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