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  1. Legitimate_Bastard

    If ASoIaF Characters were Pokemon...

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    Greyjoy = Atreidai

    Good read/
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    Island lords

    The Iron Islands are reminiscent of the Kingdom of the Isles - in as much as they were dependent on raiding, later trade. An island provides security but also isolation, a double edged sword.
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    Favorite Jaime Quotes

    Rereading ASOS and came across this gem. Made me LOL. I’m sure there is a thread for this but I couldn’t find it... Jaime, regarding Ser Cleos Frey: It’s funnier in its whole context... Anyone else got any good ones? Funny, sad and anything else - all quotes are welcome!
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    Opinion: Coolest Sounding Name

    Tybero istarion
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    Appropriate Punishment for Catelyn

    Give her to Rickard
  7. Plus, Cat is all about that duty. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn VI When the last of Edmure's foot had shuffled under the portcullis, Brienne asked, "What shall we do now, my lady?" "Our duty." Catelyn's face was drawn as she started across the yard. I have always done my duty, she thought. Perhaps that was why her lord father had always cherished her best of all his children. Her two older brothers had both died in infancy, so she had been son as well as daughter to Lord Hoster until Edmure was born. Then her mother had died and her father had told her that she must be the lady of Riverrun now, and she had done that too. And when Lord Hoster promised her to Brandon Stark, she had thanked him for making her such a splendid match. I gave Brandon my favor to wear, and never comforted Petyr once after he was wounded, nor bid him farewell when Father sent him off. And when Brandon was murdered and Father told me I must wed his brother, I did so gladly, though I never saw Ned's face until our wedding day. I gave my maidenhood to this solemn stranger and sent him off to his war and his king and the woman who bore him his bastard, because I always did my duty.
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    Endgame Of Thrones theories

    I love reading different theories. No matter how reynoldswrappy they may be.
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    Opinion: Coolest Sounding Name

    Love that one. Mazor Alexi, as well.
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    Who will be Lord Commander after Jeor and Jon were killed by mutiny?

    Cotter Pyke is who I want.
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    Strangest Possible Ending

    Euron is gona be Dagon, methinks. I agree, Lovecraftian ending is coming in some form or fashion.
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    Strangest Possible Ending

    I see Westeros being something like a medieval Innsmouth if that were to happen.
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    Strangest Possible Ending

    Deep Ones come and kill EVERYTHING.
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    Who will know about Jon Snow at the end?

    I'm not sure where or when we will see or hear about Darkstar again, but I think for some reason he is going to try and steal Dawn. We will then learn about it from Areo or Doran and it will go something like @rotting sea cow reckoned. Areo: "Gerold Dayne has stolen Dawn and is proclaiming that Ned Starks bastard is none other than Aegon Targaryen, son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark and the heir to the Iron Throne" LOL Or something similar. It could be done in a way where we never learn how Darkstar found out. Maybe even a prologue with some throwaway character who reveals how Darkstar informed them?
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    Who will know about Jon Snow at the end?

    I feel like Darkstar will be in on all this somehow. No evidence, just a feeling.