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1) How's it gonna look if he turns up without Theon? As disrespected as Theon feels he's still Balon Greyjoy's son. Remember Wex can't explain himself in nuanced semantic detail. Maybe he thinks they'll think he left Theon to die and just tried to save his own skin. Which is craven and "un-Ironborn" to begin with, but abandoning a prince?

Who's going to care? Most of the Ironborn rank and file don't like or respect Theon. Dagmer Cleftjaw is willing to work with him, but doesn't love him, nor his he hot-headed enough to kill Wex on sight once he walked into Torrhen's Square without Theon. Asha is perhaps the only Ironborn leader who actually does care about Theon, but it's not like she didn't know he was in a life-threatening situation. When Asha herself was willing to abandon Theon in Winterfell, I don't see how she could reasonably blame Wex for doing the same. And that's assuming she assumes he did abandon him. Who could blame Wex if Theon died in battle? Asha also is not reckless enough to kill Wex as soon as he walks into Deepwood Motte without Theon.

2) The Boltons are burning down everything in sight and killing Winterfell Resident and Ironborn alike. Anyone who's not a Dreadfort man is suddenly Not The Enemy. He's alone and voiceless in a foreign land surrounded by hostile people. Better make some allies quick. Osha and Rickon are less likely to kill him on sight if they catch him, and/or they're locals, they know the land better than he does. He's got a better chance of finding a safe spot if he follows them than if he tries to find one on his own.

How are Osha and Rickon less likely to kill him if they catch him? He was part of the occupying force that murdered Rickon's servants. And even if he does want to find allies and a safe place, there's nothing safe in the east that Rickon and Osha could potentially take him to. It doesn't make sense that Wex would be more likely to ally with the Stark heir and a wildling woman than try to find his own people.

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Not so much a theory as a fishy plotline: how did Wex, a pirate, follow Wildling Osha, Rickon, and dire wolf Shaggydog all the way from Winterfell to White Harbor without being detected, and how did he survive in the wilderness?

It was the same force that brought Tyrion into the Inn at the Crossroads when Catelyn was there despite that requiring Catelyn to travel very slowly or linger in Petyr's brothel for a couple of weeks. Later it brought him into a whorehouse in Essos where Jorah just happened to be.
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It's all in Bran's head, the whole series from his fall onward is just one long dream.

I've also heard that bran is actually narrating the whole story as he's watching from the cave. (Past/present both being equally accessible to him) and he is either telling the story or remembering it (because everyone is dead from WWs.

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How is that crazy?

it was actually a theory i made up...

it is really 100 percent solid... when seen from the right point of view.... Brianne the beauty (also younger) knocks down Cersei. Jamie chooses Brianne... (When the fortune was made Jamie was all that Cersei held dear. Hold not will hold) Cersei kills Tommen (Cersei aborted Roberts child because she hated him, With Jamie it is love turned to hate,) Tommen's death makes her no longer queen. Jamie then kills Cersei for what she has done.

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A whole bunch of Roose and his kids theories and hidden Boltons (although it may not be that crazy) and Lady Dustin is hiding a Stark she had with Brandon named Beron, although its not that crazy because she has a soldier named Beron and Theon talks about a past Stark named Beron with her.


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haha Oh wait, there was another about Mance. That he snuck into WF and actually impregnated Catelyn with some (or all) of the Stark kids, lol!!

Its happened before, Bael the Bard did it and its been confirmed that Mance has snuck into Winterfell before.

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Euron is the Dusky Woman is pretty funny, but I don't think it was intended as a troll post. There is something off with the Dusky Woman, Euron's gifts are always poisoned, Euron knows Victarion will try to screw him over and must keep checks on him. Conclusion: Euron is in direct contact with the Dusky Woman. Add to that a sick level of GRRM thoughts, and you have Victarion screwing a Euron-warged woman/glamourized Euron. I laughed and felt enlightened at the same time.



This whole topic made me laugh, thank you!


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Jon is the PtwP and AA.

That's not so crazy.

Its happened before, Bael the Bard did it and its been confirmed that Mance has snuck into Winterfell before.

Bael the Bard slept with a daughter of a King/Lord Stark, not the guy's wife. And he only did that once. Also they had to hide for a year. You might want to consider the fact that Bael could just be a legend.

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