Aegon the Great Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Jon is the PtwP and AA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylin Stark Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Quaithe is future DanyJojen = Howland ReedJon Snow & Meera Reed are Rhaegar and Lyanna's twinsJon Snow and Aegon VI are twinsSer Robert Strong = DunkVarys is a merlingTyrion is half Child of the ForestThe Others came from the MoonArya = Tycho NestorisNed and Robert were loversOberyn and Elia were loversDoran Martell is a pedophileTommen took Margaery's maidenhoodRoose Bolton is a vampireRhaegar + Lyanna = DarkstarSam = AARBenjen = DaarioRhaegar = ManceJaqen = everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antler's Fury Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 1) How's it gonna look if he turns up without Theon? As disrespected as Theon feels he's still Balon Greyjoy's son. Remember Wex can't explain himself in nuanced semantic detail. Maybe he thinks they'll think he left Theon to die and just tried to save his own skin. Which is craven and "un-Ironborn" to begin with, but abandoning a prince? Who's going to care? Most of the Ironborn rank and file don't like or respect Theon. Dagmer Cleftjaw is willing to work with him, but doesn't love him, nor his he hot-headed enough to kill Wex on sight once he walked into Torrhen's Square without Theon. Asha is perhaps the only Ironborn leader who actually does care about Theon, but it's not like she didn't know he was in a life-threatening situation. When Asha herself was willing to abandon Theon in Winterfell, I don't see how she could reasonably blame Wex for doing the same. And that's assuming she assumes he did abandon him. Who could blame Wex if Theon died in battle? Asha also is not reckless enough to kill Wex as soon as he walks into Deepwood Motte without Theon. 2) The Boltons are burning down everything in sight and killing Winterfell Resident and Ironborn alike. Anyone who's not a Dreadfort man is suddenly Not The Enemy. He's alone and voiceless in a foreign land surrounded by hostile people. Better make some allies quick. Osha and Rickon are less likely to kill him on sight if they catch him, and/or they're locals, they know the land better than he does. He's got a better chance of finding a safe spot if he follows them than if he tries to find one on his own. How are Osha and Rickon less likely to kill him if they catch him? He was part of the occupying force that murdered Rickon's servants. And even if he does want to find allies and a safe place, there's nothing safe in the east that Rickon and Osha could potentially take him to. It doesn't make sense that Wex would be more likely to ally with the Stark heir and a wildling woman than try to find his own people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Not so much a theory as a fishy plotline: how did Wex, a pirate, follow Wildling Osha, Rickon, and dire wolf Shaggydog all the way from Winterfell to White Harbor without being detected, and how did he survive in the wilderness?It was the same force that brought Tyrion into the Inn at the Crossroads when Catelyn was there despite that requiring Catelyn to travel very slowly or linger in Petyr's brothel for a couple of weeks. Later it brought him into a whorehouse in Essos where Jorah just happened to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco_Dracul Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Gendry is the trueborn son of Cersei and Robert because the moontea was taken so late it caused premature labor rather than a miscarriage and it was changed to a live born son in the show to make it less wildly implausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojen Dayne-Reed Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 It's all in Bran's head, the whole series from his fall onward is just one long dream.I've also heard that bran is actually narrating the whole story as he's watching from the cave. (Past/present both being equally accessible to him) and he is either telling the story or remembering it (because everyone is dead from WWs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stateofdissipation Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Brianne will cast Cersei down and take all that she holds dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Brianne will cast Cersei down and take all that she holds dear...She will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Brianne will cast Cersei down and take all that she holds dear... How is that crazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stateofdissipation Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 How is that crazy? it was actually a theory i made up... it is really 100 percent solid... when seen from the right point of view.... Brianne the beauty (also younger) knocks down Cersei. Jamie chooses Brianne... (When the fortune was made Jamie was all that Cersei held dear. Hold not will hold) Cersei kills Tommen (Cersei aborted Roberts child because she hated him, With Jamie it is love turned to hate,) Tommen's death makes her no longer queen. Jamie then kills Cersei for what she has done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unSonofStannis Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 A whole bunch of Roose and his kids theories and hidden Boltons (although it may not be that crazy) and Lady Dustin is hiding a Stark she had with Brandon named Beron, although its not that crazy because she has a soldier named Beron and Theon talks about a past Stark named Beron with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unSonofStannis Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Rooses motivation for sending Qyburn to Kings Landing is usurping Cersie and Tommen and taking the Iron Throne for himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unSonofStannis Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 haha Oh wait, there was another about Mance. That he snuck into WF and actually impregnated Catelyn with some (or all) of the Stark kids, lol!! Its happened before, Bael the Bard did it and its been confirmed that Mance has snuck into Winterfell before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaggCannibal Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Euron is the Dusky Woman is pretty funny, but I don't think it was intended as a troll post. There is something off with the Dusky Woman, Euron's gifts are always poisoned, Euron knows Victarion will try to screw him over and must keep checks on him. Conclusion: Euron is in direct contact with the Dusky Woman. Add to that a sick level of GRRM thoughts, and you have Victarion screwing a Euron-warged woman/glamourized Euron. I laughed and felt enlightened at the same time. This whole topic made me laugh, thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greg of House House Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 From our friend Black Hawk's brother: 1. Dany is Pregnant and Drogon is the Fatherhttp://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/89986-dany-is-pregnant-and-drogon-is-the-father/ 2. Hodor is the great other *NOT CRACKPOT*http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/89632-hodor-is-the-great-other-not-crackpot/ 3. Could Tyrion and Penny start a race of dwarves or hobbits?http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/89838-could-tyrion-and-penny-start-a-race-of-dwarves-or-hobbits/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziriath Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Varys is two children, one of them is sitting on the other's one shoulders. (I have read it somewhere at these forums...) edit: Actually, in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezzard Lancaster Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 That Stannis is Rhaegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Jon is the PtwP and AA. That's not so crazy. Its happened before, Bael the Bard did it and its been confirmed that Mance has snuck into Winterfell before. Bael the Bard slept with a daughter of a King/Lord Stark, not the guy's wife. And he only did that once. Also they had to hide for a year. You might want to consider the fact that Bael could just be a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgottenKnight Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Jamie pushed Bran off the tower out of love for his children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonSnow4President Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 That Jon is really Ashara and Brandon's bastard, while R+L's child is someone with Targaryen looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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