Ingelheim Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 That since Jaime and Cersei were identical twins with 100% matching DNA, than there offspring would also be twins. Therefore, it was not Joff that died at the PW, but his twin and Cersei has the real Joff hidden somewhere. That Theon and Cat were having an affair and Bran and Rickken are his That ancient Targs physically mated with dragons, which is why they are special. Holy crap, the first one is actually impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The most frustrating things about troll threads: Please don't flame or troll guys, this is a serious discussion. or, even worse: "please provide textual evidence as I have done in my OP" when there are no quotes or textual evidence at all. :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd Tollett's One Vote Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Benjen Stark is a time traveller and also the Night's King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alysanne™ Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Asha is a man.A+N=D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted February 18, 2014 Author Share Posted February 18, 2014 Holy crap, the first one is actually impossible. Actually it's not possible. There's no such thing as male and female identical twins; those are always fraternal. ETA: I mean, it's not possible on the basis that Jaime and Cersei are identical twins; they are not. ETA2: I'm so sorry, how it the hell did I see and quote "impossible" and read "possible." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Moontea is just an excuse for Martin to have sexually empowered women in the series. Martin uses his books to justify slavery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterJack Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I posted my fair share of crackpot theories:http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/97830-could-rhaego-be-alive/http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/99551-kotlt-maybe-bloodraven/http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/98734-rhaegar-reborns/ Since no one beleived any I guess they are really crackpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Benjen Stark is a time traveller and also the Night's King. LMAO! Moontea is just an excuse for Martin to have sexually empowered women in the series. Martin uses his books to justify slavery. That first one borders on really offensive. The second is just fucking hilarious. - Jeor Mormont warged his raven. Oh man. <3 Any Rhaegar Isnt Dead theory gets my vote. Rhae-man is like a doornail. Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maiden of tarth Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I've just read on a thread on here, a theory that I actually quite like. I think it was on the Why Aren't Any Of Ned's Daughters Called Lyanna? Someone posted that Lyanna is Septa Lemore. I really like that. I'm going to reread Tyrions description of her to see if it could be plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maiden of tarth Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Shame. I think she might be too old to be Lyanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaleTheGuard Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 The most frustrating things about troll threads: Please don't flame or troll guys, this is a serious discussion. or, even worse: "please provide textual evidence as I have done in my OP" when there are no quotes or textual evidence at all. :bang: Troll: "Please don't flame guys. Serious replies only. Use textual evidence, as I have done in my original post." My response: "Fack off and die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Pedant Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 As several people, myself included, tried to explain. However, they would not listen. It could just have been a troll though. :dunno: . Could have been worse. They could have said that, because Cersei and Jaime were twins and therefore shared 100% of their DNA (it hurts me to write this...), then that means that they were THE SAME PERSON. Therefore, Robert was married to Jaime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterJack Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Could have been worse. They could have said that, because Cersei and Jaime were twins and therefore shared 100% of their DNA (it hurts me to write this...), then that means that they were THE SAME PERSON. Therefore, Robert was married to Jaime. That might be true if we forget epigenetics, education and environement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 [TWOW]New theory: Young Griff is a true Rhaegar's son + the Reincarnation of Aegon the 5th, and the Children of the forest will support him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Pedant Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 That might be true if we forget epigenetics, education and environement. And the category of identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Sansa Stark Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 nedbertsansa/jon :ack:lady stoneheart as the younger and more beautiful queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Dragon the Crispy Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Jojen paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidlet Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Daenerys is Ned's daughter with Ashara Dayne. Stannis is Azor Ahai, and people don't really recognize him as the hero because the hero is supposed to be Heroic (capitalisation correct), which Stannis is not. Jon and Dany are twins, hence the "Star Wars" parallel comment. Brienne is the younger and more beautiful queen, because that's how Jaime sees her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Jojen paste.I knew somebody would post this. I have to say, this theory is very well supported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaleTheGuard Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I knew somebody would post this. I have to say, this theory is very well supported. Unfortunately, not by evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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