Littlefingers In The Air Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish you and the mailman only the happiest of happiness.At a minimum, if I get involved with a woman I want to have enough esteem for her that I would at least consider taking off of work for her funeral. Either that or I need to see the face of god during sex. I don't know about the face of god, but if your performance is good enough, catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror during intercourse is a nice little alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Well I don't not like her."I don't not like you" - the new "I love you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefingers In The Air Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 "I don't not like you" - the new "I love you"It's only one step above "Baby, I feel a strong synaptic connection to you." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankou Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm in the ten percent! Hurray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperry Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Thanks for the advice everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagathai Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm in the ten percent! Hurray!Statistically speaking, you're lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankou Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 That... seems like a misuse of statistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorMakhnosLovechild Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 That... seems like a misuse of statistics. Your fingers say no, but your lips say... herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankou Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I really don't have herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankou Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 So I don't have HPV either... I mean wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smegma Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 HPV and some form of herpes are latent in most sexually active adults. Hell, oral herpes is latent in most people, everywhere. Just that the majority of people never experience an outbreak. So unless you've only had sex with one person that's also only had sex with you, you probably have it. Edit: it meaning HPV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankou Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I still think I'm pretty much in the clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I still think I'm pretty much in the clear. why do you even care so much lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Cause it's icky, duh :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagathai Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 Methinks he doth protest too strongly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankou Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm heavily implying very little sexual contact, is my way of knowing the answer to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Self deprecating jokes don't always translate too well online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagathai Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 I mean, most humans are born with a couple of different herpes strains, though not necessarily HSV-1 or -2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperry Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Self deprecating jokes don't always translate too well online They aren't usually great anywhere. They typically come off as douchey/ humble-braggish, or just kind of sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 They aren't usually great anywhere. They typically come off as douchey/ humble-braggish, or just kind of sad.This almost certainly explains why American humour is often so alien to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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