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ACROPHOBIA 7: Fan Theories - Game Over


Dany Lannister

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Let me just say now. This has been the hardest round ever. At first, I could come up with nothing. Nada. Then I got on such a roll I had 10 possibles. Whittling down to just one was PAINFUL :(


It actually hurt to let the last one go. What will it be like when my son leaves home? :crying:


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Round 2 Results



Fan Theory: Jojen Paste


Acronym: IPRAF




1. Iffy paste recycles a friend. -Lady Blizzardborn 2nd: ghost 3rd: AssHat

2. I ponder reasoning. Alteration = finality. -honeyed chicken

3. Ill Portends Recycling A Friend -Ser Not Appearing 2nd: DolorousG 3rd: Castellan

4. Ingredients: puréed Reed, acorns, flour. -Howlin' Howland 1st: nwarg, honeyed, DS, Emmit, Evermind, DolorousG, ghost 3rd: Reek, SNA, LordL, leek

5. Ingested paste resembled a friend.... -Reek Havoc 2nd: DS

6. Indigestible pabulum: Reed's abominable fondant! -Dolorous Gabe 1st: AssHat, leek 3rd: DS

7. Incomplete purée reveals...a frankfurter?... ... ! ... :eek: ... :ack: ! -AssHat Ahai

8. Improving perspicacity? Ravenously ate frogeater. -northernwarg 2nd: Reek, Casetellan, LordL 3rd: Emmit, ghost

9. Icky parfait really advisers fate? -Turinqui-Calima 2nd: LadyB, Howlin'H

10. Ingredients produce revelatory automatic flying. -Fragile Bird

11. I Protest - Revolting Act Fanciful! -Castellan

12. I prefer "Reed's Ability Fortifier". -Emmit 1st: Castellan, LordL 3rd: nwarg, LadyB, Evermind

13. Inappropriate protein. Revolting....at first. -DreamSongs 1st: Reek, Howlin'H 2nd: SNA, nwarg, AssHat, Emmit 3rd: honeyed, DolorousG

14. Interesting.. pudding? .. Rich and fruity! -lil' ghost

15. Immense pots ruined (apparently fractured) -Evermind 1st: LadyB

16. Informative paste. Really affects foretelling -Lord Lyman 1st: SNA2nd: honeyed, leek, Evermind3rd: Howlin'H, Evermind


Scoring


Howlin' Howland swept Round 2 with his fab ingredient list, DreamSongs came in 2nd taking moving to 3rd place with last rounds winner in 2nd place in the overall standings. So much for being at the bottom of the list DreamSongs!!


Howlin' Howland 7+31=38

AssHat Ahai 28+2=30

DreamSongs 9+18=27

Dolorous Gabe 9+9=18

Ser Not Appearing 12+5=17

northernwarg 5+10=15

Lord Lyman 2+12=14

Evermind 9+5=14

Fragile Bird 12+1=13

Emmit 2+11=13

Reek Havoc 8+4=12

Turinqui-Calima 6+5=11

Castellan 8+2=10

honeyed chicken 8+2=10

lil' ghost 5+2=7

Lady Blizzardborn 1+5=6

rhymeswithleek 0+1=1



For scoring breakdown/details please see scoring spreadsheet. (Hopefully this can suffice so I dont have to type out +1+1+1 :))


If I have made any errors please let me know!!



ETA: score corrected - Lord Lyman had an extra point. Also, forgot to award 4 points to the submitter with the most 1st place votes. +4 to Howland's score.


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Let me just say now. This has been the hardest round ever. At first, I could come up with nothing. Nada. Then I got on such a roll I had 10 possibles. Whittling down to just one was PAINFUL :(

It actually hurt to let the last one go. What will it be like when my son leaves home? :crying:

In round one I loved my answer and got 5 points off the votes. In round two I didn't like my answer and vaulted to first place. I actually like my answer for round three which makes me think no one else will.

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In round one I loved my answer and got 5 points off the votes. In round two I didn't like my answer and vaulted to first place. I actually like my answer for round three which makes me think no one else will.

Lol. But hats off HH. Your entry was excellent. :bowdown: Quirky yet elegant.

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In round one I loved my answer and got 5 points off the votes. In round two I didn't like my answer and vaulted to first place. I actually like my answer for round three which makes me think no one else will.

Humour wins votes. It was very funny.

Frankly I thought my round 2 entry was by far my greatest acrophobia creation. I expected to do better this round. I should have learned by now to have zero expectations.

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Round 4


Fan Theory: Secret Targaryens: A+J=T Cersei & Jaime Varys, etc. (excludes: R+L=J which is not in scope for this entry)


Acronym: HGOAWS



Letters were randomly chosen using an online letter generator with the letters Q, X, and Z removed.



Third round voting and fourth round submissions will run until 9:00 pm EDT (New York, USA) on Wednesday July 23, please PM me your submissions!


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Round 3 Submissions



Fan Theory: There's something rotten in King's Landing (Oberyn Poisoned Tywin)


Acronym: LBESAC




1. Lannisters' bane eliminates sire, administering... constipation???

2. Lethal bowels. Evidence? Shot astride crapper.

3. Lion's bowels explode. Sister avenged chemically.

4. Loose bowels? Elia, siblings, avenged conclusively!

5. Lusty beefcake ensures sickeningly aromatic corpse.

6. Legends bicker endlessly...stinks at cemetery.

7. Lords bowels erupt sitting atop crapper.

8. Long butt-aching expert sickening - arse closed!

9. Lannister bowels emptied. Stink affirms contamination?

10. Lion's bite excessive: Snake administered cure!!

11. “Lord Bowels,” Ellaria snickered. Achievement confirmed!

12. "Lions bow," evidenced Snake. "Ask Castamerians."

13. Laxative (betcha) ensconces sonofabitch astride commode.

14. Lion blighted enigmatically: sibling avengement = constipation!

15. Lord's brutality earns serious anger, cousin.



Remember, vote for your TOP 3 choices, in order (first, second, and third with their respective submission #). If I messed up your entry and need to make a correction, please PM me.


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1. 9. Lannister bowels emptied. Stink affirms contamination? Referenced both the toilet (properly, I think) and the corpse. Nice.

2. 5. Lusty beefcake ensures sickeningly aromatic corpse. Almost made this number one just for calling Oberyn a the lusty beefcake. I'd never have thought of that.

3. 7. Lords bowels erupt sitting atop crapper. Again, a proper according to me reference of diarrhea and not constipation.

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First: 5. Lusty beefcake ensures sickeningly aromatic corpse. Haha. So much better than the lame "Lithe bisexual" entry I couldn't make work.

Second: 2. Lethal bowels. Evidence? Shot astride crapper. Can't argue with that.

Third: 9. Lannister bowels emptied. Stink affirms contamination?

Dany is making it look easy. Like a well-oiled machine.

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First 13. Laxative (betcha) ensconces sonofabitch astride commode.


Second 3. Lion's bowels explode. Sister avenged chemically.
Third 5. Lusty beefcake ensures sickeningly aromatic corpse.
And darn...I should have gone with my first submission. The less time I spend on these things, the better I score!
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