Julia Martell Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 anal I bet you ten dragons anal never occurred to Net and Cat. Brandon and Barbery, on the other hand...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 But seriously, Ned and Cat's wedding night must have been the most awkward, double virgin, over in thirty seconds, "are we even doing this right" sex ever. Nope. That would be Stannis and Selyse's. Because they found Robert in their bedroom using the bed first :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bowie Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I think Littlefinger probably is into auto asphyxiation erotica, I can see his whores tying him up and using all kinds of medieval toys and such. As for Stannis, I think he fucked Selyse as she was lying on her stomach with her moustache face stuck in the pillow - so so degrading...Rhaegar strikes me as someone who loves to take it in the butt. And Lyanna kind of fits someone who would just put on a strap-on and get it on just like Madonna used to on Guy Ritchie.Ned is definitely missionary. Boring as fuck.Oh, and I don't know why but sometimes I feel that Robert is kinda lazy with Cersei and the other women he fucked. I imagine him laying on his back while some whore is on top of him and he's just drinking his wine and talking about hunting and he doesn't lift a finger. Well, he does lift one thing and thats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 analI see no evidence that Arianne is fond of Buggery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eija Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 For Oberyn and Elaria, a 69 means the number of partners : D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I meant something else actually but whatever I explained what greek is, I don't know what you meant by spanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I think Littlefinger probably is into auto asphyxiation erotica, I can see his whores tying him up and using all kinds of medieval toys and such. As for Stannis, I think he fucked Selyse as she was lying on her stomach with her moustache face stuck in the pillow - so so degrading...Rhaegar strikes me as someone who loves to take it in the butt. And Lyanna kind of fits someone who would just put on a strap-on and get it on just like Madonna used to on Guy Ritchie.Ned is definitely missionary. Boring as fuck.Oh, and I don't know why but sometimes I feel that Robert is kinda lazy with Cersei and the other women he fucked. I imagine him laying on his back while some whore is on top of him and he's just drinking his wine and talking about hunting and he doesn't lift a finger. Well, he does lift one thing and thats it.Wow, I believe everything you say here is true. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 the butt. the name was given to that act in honor of the ancient greek world's man & boy tradition. (don't flag me for this! it was an actual thing in the time of Plato and whatnot)I thought they were more fond of frottage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Ramsay/Theon is extreme BDSM.Cersei and Jaime prefer it on a church altar, next to the rotting corpse of their son.Jon Snow likes to eat wild beaver.Arianne will do anything, animal, vegetable, or mineral.And sip Satin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Spanish Sex: The act of sex where a guys cock is stimulated between a girls boobs. (according to UD). We call that Russian sex :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I thought they were more fond of frottage. 'Tis true. Between the thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 If birds are sewn up into those big wedding pies, why not people? Wouldn't that have to be someone's fetish? Enclosed pie sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Lynesse and Jorah on their wedding night ... "OH, WTF, you're in a furry costume?" "But I'm not wearing a costume ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Drogon likes doggystyle. And I know what Brienne and Jaime like... click the link. I dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Spanish Sex: The act of sex where a guys cock is stimulated between a girls boobs. (according to UD). And with the size of Arriane's you can understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 If birds are sewn up into those big wedding pies, why not people? Wouldn't that have to be someone's fetish? Enclosed pie sex.Maybe Walder Freys', that's why he so many children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Martell Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 I see no evidence that Arianne is fond of Buggery. Yeah dude! Where's your textual evidence?! I explained what greek is, I don't know what you meant by spanish Still in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The Weeper ... ... yeah, that's right, the eye sockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafntýr Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Lynesse and Jorah on their wedding night ... "OH, WTF, you're in a furry costume?" "But I'm not wearing a costume ..." :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Haha I just thought Greyjoy sex Hentai styleya know tentacles and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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