Julia Martell Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 To stay in topic, whatever, I'm sure Rhaegar was actually very boring in the sack. Because Cersei pretty much expected fire and passion and she's 100000% wrong all the time. That's why. Wow, that's actually a fair convincing argument.... I'm sad now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Oberyn and Ellaria 69 that's fucking certain these two are crazy in bed Ned and Cat eh no idea Arriane what in greek we call spanish i got no idea how you call it in american/english Nym and the fowler twins oral i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 sad now kama sutra chat often leads to sadness. also occasional sprains. or a limp that's difficult to explain at the office because they know you don't have an old war injury and that you don't usually hike or play sports on weekends. for Targaryen rulers, they'd make the beast with three backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Not able to quote, but I am sure that Cersei was right about Rhaegar.The exception that confirms the rule.It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardtack Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 In a tell-all interview with the Daily Dornishman, Elia Martell revealed that she was lying about being unable to have anymore children. She was just tired of Rhaegar insisting on dragon costumes while they had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 For Oberyn and Elaria, a 69 means the number of partners : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Cornered_Wolf Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Anyways ... Stannis and Selyse ... Anyone want to step on this landmine before the thread is locked ? "We do not choose our destinies. Yet we must . . . we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Martell Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Theon probably favoured whatever position required him to do the least amount of work. Same with his uncle Crow's Eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 How about Roose and Fat Walda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogdor Targaryen Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Arriane what in greek we call spanish i got no idea how you call it in american/english We call it greek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Martell Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 For Oberyn and Elaria, a 69 means the number of partners : D Oh, JonCon's Beard, you are made of awesome today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 For Oberyn and Elaria, a 69 means the number of partners : D :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Ramsay/Theon is extreme BDSM.Cersei and Jaime prefer it on a church altar, next to the rotting corpse of their son.Jon Snow likes to eat wild beaver.Arianne will do anything, animal, vegetable, or mineral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 We call it greekWhat's that (genuine question)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Martell Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 But seriously, Ned and Cat's wedding night must have been the most awkward, double virgin, over in thirty seconds, "are we even doing this right" sex ever. Maybe they eventual discovered that position where you put your feet up near his shoulders. Does that have a name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 what's greek the butt. the name was given to that act in honor of the ancient greek world's man & boy tradition. (don't flag me for this! it was an actual thing in the time of Plato and whatnot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 What's that (genuine question)? anal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Thinking Ned and Cat, normal type sex, but a lot of it. Anyone in northern US will tell you more babies are born 9 months after a cold spell than any other time of the year! Stannis and Selsye, as little as possible and always in the dark, while Stannis is filling her with terrors! Roose and Fat Walda, fun and pleasing, she sounds like a "pleaser" and he seems to be happy with her. Oberyn...well, no holes barred! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eija Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Anyways ... Stannis and Selyse ... Anyone want to step on this landmine before the thread is locked ? well: lights out - a grunt or two in the missionary - "see you at breakfast " - door slams.. :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 anal I meant something else actually but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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