Summah Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I rarely use shampoo, but I keep my eyes open and never get any shampoo or conditioner (which I use frequently) in them. Do y'all water down your shampoo or something, so it runs and drips more easily?A weird thing I do is stacking things that have been washed (like dishes or wash cloths) below the other items that weren't just washed so that everything gets used, I used to have certain mugs for certain days of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I sniff doorknobs compulsively, then wipe down the door knob (dk is actually the jargon I use) with a cotton swab, then put the swab in a sealed and labeled plastic bag (GPS coordinates, date and time, other notes) for posterity. You know, the usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Geez, Larry. Way to miss the point! Why don't you start a thread called: Normal Stuff That Everybody Does Described in Detail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Sigh. Every night I pray to whichever deity is leading in the polls for an idiosyncrasy or some unique and special hobby. I need to dance, and sing! dammit !! . But alas, my prayers go unanswered, and I remain chained to the squallor and monotony of a completely typical life. People often tell me I should go into real estate, retail, or proctology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Proctology is really better as a hobby than it is as a job, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Irradiata Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Proctology is really better as a hobby than it is as a job, IMO.:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymeria10k Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I have always closed my eyes in the shower when shampooing, I thought it was a normal/common sense thing :P I also never put anything in the back pockets because it feels weird Sometimes when I'm typing on the internet, I'll mouth the words as I'm typing them. A habit that has been spotted more than once :P I bite my lips when I'm nervous and I speak really, really fast when I'm nervous I don't like wearing anything except my pyjamas when at home, unless it's a special occasion or I need to or w/e I sacrifice llamas and feed lime pizza unicorn tacos to the lord of tacos (aka my best friend) every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tony of House Stark Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 i always do the triple tap phone wallet keys before i leave even if it is just for a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelticgar Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 This topic needs a like button. I'm glad to see so many poop inspectors! Since we are talking about showering - one other thing I do that might be a little different is dry off IN the shower. Water is for the drain not the floor or the shower rug. Sometimes my kids will take a shower and step on the shower rug before drying off. They drip some on the floor and it is just generally awful. I notice people doing this at the gym and the work showers as well. It drives me crazy. I even had to have a talk with a coworker about the puddles of water on the floor. So gross. A related habit I have is wiping all water off counter tops. People always leave water on the counter tops at work. Its to the point where I can almost see the Ebola sitting there waiting for me. I always pull a pile of paper towels to wipe it down. I kill a lot of trees cleaning the counter tops in my office men's room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 ETA: WOOPS. Read thread title too quickly and thought it was just weird things we do. Well; if a lot of people do these things too I'd find it hilarious! It is common for me to spend an occasional ten minutes in front of my mirror making different facial expressions. Sometimes I like to see just how hilarious/grotesque my face can become and then I laugh at my own face. Sometimes I write really dramatic monologues for myself as if I were some attic orator and I pretend I'm a character in a movie being a motivational speech.When I cry I yawn so when I cry on command I yawn!! So annoying. I cry on command if I've written a particularly heart felt monologue :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Orys Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I feel naked if I leave the house without my watch. This is me! I lost my watch last week and everyday has had an empty feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 When on all fours, I have always used my knuckles rather than the flats of my hands to crawl around. I have yet to meet anyone else who does this.In my spare time, I like to turn pictures of stalagmites upside down and watch their world collapse as they lose all sense of who they are.:lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 When on all fours, I have always used my knuckles rather than the flats of my hands to crawl around. I have yet to meet anyone else who does this. :lmao:How often are you on all fours? :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I recognise myself at the other end of most "everybody does that" or "nobody does that" statements people usually make. I guess that makes me especially weird. In my spare time, I like to turn pictures of stalagmites upside down and watch their world collapse as they lose all sense of who they are.:O That is so evil! Poor poor stalagmites. :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I feel naked if I leave the house without my watch. I feel watched if I leave my house naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 double post. arrg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Gruber Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I feel naked if I leave the house without my watch. I'm the same.Not wearing a watch feels weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I shiver when I pee =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I shiver when I pee =/During or after? I've heard of Post Piss Shivers (PPS) but not during. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee baby Shamus Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 Another weird thing I do is when I trim my fingernails I have to file them right after I trim them. I do this in order from thumb to pinky nail starting from the right hand and then the left hand. I also do the wallet/keys check before I leave the house multiple times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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