A_Cornered_Wolf Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Brienne: Oh I was busy killing Stannis Baratheon. He's the one who killed my dreamy Renly-muffin. Sansa: You mean the Stannis who was trying to liberate the north from the Boltons and would have named me Wardeness of the North, restoring my family to power? Brienne:....Oh.......Did I mention Renly was dreamy? That logical progression of dialogue points out why Pod/Brienne/Sansa/Theon should not be a thing next season.... Which means it will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Stark Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 The whole "light a candle" plan is so ridiculous that when I heard about it (those chapters I didn't watch) I thought it was a figurative advice a la Dumbledore saying "when everything is dark, turn up the lights!" in PoA. But no.. it was a real candle. "hon, when you're about to be raped/tortured/beaten/flayed, go and light a candle...". A candle, for God's sake... Apparently the old lady didn't know where Ramsay and the commando team had the stash of explosives they used in that awesome display of pyrotechnics that destroyed Stannis supplies, siege equipment..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Oh, come on... remember the 80s.. she was all "I'm so virginal, I'm so bad pussy, I'm so virginal....!". It is rather perfect! Maybe they'll have her do a cameo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGimletEye Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Even the grass bowed to Drogon. And he ate a horse. Come on, Dragon Power. And all we got was a dropped ring. Is it possible that both show!Drogon and show!Ghost are just really lazy? Maybe nobody should count on them in the fight against the WW. LOL. D & D managed to assassinate the characters of two animals. Can't wait to see how they fuck up Honor and Stranger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follmann Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Is it possible that both show!Drogon and show!Ghost are just really lazy? Maybe nobody should count on them in the fight against the WW. LOL. D & D managed to assassinate the characters of two animals. Can't wait to see how they fuck up Honor and Stranger. They are like cats. It's to please the internet people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eucratides_Megas Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Is it possible that both show!Drogon and show!Ghost are just really lazy? Maybe nobody should count on them in the fight against the WW. LOL. D & D managed to assassinate the characters of two animals. Can't wait to see how they fuck up Honor and Stranger. OMG...you're roght. They actually managed to make a fire-breathing dragon and a giant, albino psychic wolf suck.....holy shit, if there were an incompetent writer olympics, D&D would bring home gold every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Is it possible that both show!Drogon and show!Ghost are just really lazy? Maybe nobody should count on them in the fight against the WW. LOL. D & D managed to assassinate the characters of two animals. Can't wait to see how they fuck up Honor and Stranger. They have ruined character who are dead: Rhaegar, Maegar III, Orys Targaryen... why not Drogon and Ghost? :dunno: I swear the ONLY character they haven't fucked up is Rickon. Because Rickon is far far away from their grips. Like, maybe the real dialogue was Osha saying "I'll take him away before those idiots make him rape someone or make someone rape him". Rickon will return as a CANONICAL stable figure and will kill Olly. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Cornered_Wolf Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Is it possible that both show!Drogon and show!Ghost are just really lazy? Maybe nobody should count on them in the fight against the WW. LOL. D & D managed to assassinate the characters of two animals. Can't wait to see how they fuck up Honor and Stranger. That is some alt-fic I'd love to read. Show!Direwolves and Show!Dragons hanging out and talking about how their humans suck. Ghost: He's named Snow. I'm a freaking albino, but he just doesn't seem to get it. He keeps pawning me off on the fat one for some reason. He'd be nothing without me, you know. Never would've killed that first Wight on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySoftheart Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 That is some alt-fic I'd love to read. Show!Direwolves and Show!Dragons hanging out and talking about how their humans suck. Ghost: He's named Snow. I'm a freaking albino, but he just doesn't seem to get it. He keeps pawning me off on the fat one for some reason. He'd be nothing without me, you know. Never would've killed that first Wight on his own. :rofl: Do you think Drogon taunts the other dragons about how mummy loves him the best? And they're like "attention-seeker, pffft!" I hope Rickon is raised by cannibals and comes back for some Olly-Burger and Freedom Fries :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Is it possible that both show!Drogon and show!Ghost are just really lazy? Maybe nobody should count on them in the fight against the WW. LOL. D & D managed to assassinate the characters of two animals. Can't wait to see how they fuck up Honor and Stranger.Bronn petted a black horse just like Sandor did, and called him a Beast (just before he dug some graves). Brienne called herself a Beast, too. There are these tiny hints they keep dropping all over the place like doo doo. Some day, maybe they'll even turn into a story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eucratides_Megas Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 That logical progression of dialogue points out why Pod/Brienne/Sansa/Theon should not be a thing next season.... Which means it will be. Yep, and there's still the looming question, does anyone actually care about the North anymore? Cause with no Stannis, and no northern lords, and no Jon Snow....the North is pretty much a write-off as far as this show's "protagonists" are concerned. Oh wait, Littlefinger's going to show up with the Vale Knights. They gave Stannis's job....to Littlefinger..................................... :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Cornered_Wolf Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 :rofl: Do you think Drogon taunts the other dragons about how mummy loves him the best? And they're like "attention-seeker, pffft!" Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eucratides_Megas Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Love it! Rhaegal and Viserion: Pfffft, bitch please, mommy gave us ex-slavers to wishbone, so *sticks tongue out, hilarity ensues* Speaking of which, are those two still just chilling out in Meereen's basement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 :rofl: Do you think Drogon taunts the other dragons about how mummy loves him the best? And they're like "attention-seeker, pffft!" I hope Rickon is raised by cannibals and comes back for some Olly-Burger and Freedom Fries :P I love Osha. That scene where she gave Maester Luwin mercy was so good. If they had any sense, they'd give her more to do. Rickon eating Olly Burger, excellent! If it's wrong, I don't care. I want that kid to die so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGimletEye Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Speaking of which, are those two still just chilling out in Meereen's basement? Probably. They're hanging out in a basement in Mereen doing bong hits and playing xBox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 They are like cats. It's to please the internet people. OMG, you're right. There was this time when I was in my garden and a freaking rat showed up. My cat was JUST RIGHT THERE NEXT TO ME and the only thing he did was look at me losing my dignity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eucratides_Megas Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I love Osha. That scene where she gave Maester Luwin mercy was so good. If they had any sense, they'd give her more to do. Rickon eating Olly Burger, excellent! If it's wrong, I don't care. I want that kid to die so bad. As do we all. Which means by Season 6 the D's will have elected him Lord Commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Probably. They're hanging out in a basement in Mereen doing bong hits and playing xBox. All right, that did it. Totally picturing this. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitmouth the Wise Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 How incompetent does that make them, when showrunners renowned for their dedication to injecting graphic sex into almost every episode in every season actually pass up an opportunity for lesbianism? Good lord that's incompetence right there, lol I really enjoyed the aspect of Irri's character that I think Daenerys enjoyed, in that she is utterly non-demanding, in no way seems to covet her khaleesi's affections or be jealous of others. At that point in the story, with Jorah becoming a lot more open about his intended affections, and later Daario's entrance onto the scene, Irri's the one she can make love to without having drama attached to it. And yes, a giant missed opportunity there D&D. You could have had lesbians. Instead you gave us nude Ramsay Bolton. Gods of all men curse you for even conceiving of that horrific image (I always picture BookRamsay. ShowRamsay is just dreamy, and yet that makes it even creepier). It wasn't their choice to make. Emilia Clarke has a career beyond the small screen now and hasn't shown her tits since S3, not that I blame her. But I'm guessing that it would have been pretty tough to talk an established actress into doing nude scenes with another woman. Let's be honest here...most members of this forum would be complaining if they DID go in that direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of Winter Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I love Osha. That scene where she gave Maester Luwin mercy was so good. If they had any sense, they'd give her more to do. Rickon eating Olly Burger, excellent! If it's wrong, I don't care. I want that kid to die so bad.I'd be so happy if Wun Wun smashed him to bits and Rickon and Shaggydog ate his remains. Maybe my beloved Ghost will get his revenge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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