Make 10 Predictions for Season 6

[ServantOnIce]

1. Jon's body is burned. He's not resurrected or revived at all. He's done on the show.

2. The Night's Watch elects Ser Thorne 999th Lord Commander.

3. The Wall falls when The Army of The Dead attacks and they invade the north and defeat the Boltons

4. Mel and Davos go Braavos and meet Arya

5. Bran learns about Jon Snow's death and the event in the North.

6. Brienne, Pod, Reek and Sansa flee from the Boltons.

7. Cersei kills Tristan, starts a war with The Dornish

8. Brienne and Folks get captured. Sansa reunites with Stoneheart and they hold Brienne hostage and Jaime goes after her to rescue her.

9. Sam and Gilly are in Oldtown, the baby finally grows, Sam meets Marwyn then are threatned by The Ironborn

10. Kingsmoot

Bonus 11. Daario and Jorah find Dany in Vaes Dothrak . .

[sonsastronk]

Arya won't warg. That's strictly reserved for Bran.

[Shpati]

1. Jon returns in episode 9 as AA

2. The Hound duels the Mountain, Hound wins and commits suicide

3. Davos looks for Rickon to rally the North and kill the Boltons as a way to avenge Stannis's defeat and death to the Boltons

4. Tower of Joy Flashback

5. The return of the Blackfish and BwB, they will kill Freys

6. Samwell reunites with his father and we will get another "why doesn't my daddy love me" storyline

7. Euron Greyjoy and the Kingsmoot

8. Sansa and Theon head to the Wall to find shelter since they think JS is LC. They don't know he's dead. Theon goes elsewhere because he's scared of what Jon Snow will do to him. Sansa will join in Davos's quest to find Rickon.

9. Euron kills Theon

10. Daario is revealed as Benjen Stark

[voodooqueen126]

Wow, some dull predictions here. I hope the show and the books will give us SOMETHING MORE than what everyone has said on this forum. My predictions:

1. Eddard Stark is Azor Ahai. He emerges riding a horse from the Lands of Always Winter, with a new body and no memory after the sacrifice of his son Jon Snow, who indeed had king's blood. He believes all his family dead until he is reunited with Sansa.

2. Daenerys unleashes her dragon side, unites the khalasars, the Volantene, the Pentosi (with Illyrio's help), the Braavosi (the Faceless Men supporting her) and the Slaver Cities into one armada like never seen before and is in Westeros mid-season.

3. Tyrion bonds with Vyserion. Victarion/Euron magically subdues Rhaegon. Daenerys has her riders. Together with the priests of Rhllor and the Faceless Men, Daenerys attacks strategic places and people in Westeros. As the Faceless Men infiltrate Highgarden and Dorne, Olenna Tyrell and Doran Martell are killed (Caesar style)

4. Arya is taken under Empress Daenerys' wing. The Empress goes mad because of the people of Westeros rejecting her rule. Her dragons burn the capital to the ground and she sets on burning every man, woman and child in Westeros, supported by the priests of Rhllor who want to bring upon the Apocalypse, the Iron Islanders and the barbaric tribes who have crossed the sea.

5. Ned Stark and co (Allister, Melisandre, Tormund) travel to the far North and make an uneasy alliance with the White Walker Army and Bloodraven. With Bran's help, Ned looks into the past and emotionally encourages Jon who was praying in the godswood. Though words don't travel through time, Jon was able to feel his presense.

6. Melisandre repents from the religion that she had followed for 400 years, realizing that it was a ruse by the Elder priests to bring upon the end of the world. She helps Ned Stark with information on how to defeat the priests of Rhllor and the Ametyst Empress reborn.

7. Sansa Stark rides throughout the North ralying the Houses. Stannis is alive but wounded and has lost everything. Davos finds him and rather than killing him, he helps Stannis raise his final forces from the royalists in the Riverlands and the Eyrie.

8. Margaery Tyrell and Trystane become the leaders of their Houses and the entire realm unites for a last stand against the demonic forses of Daenerys and her dragons.

9. Tyrion realizes the savagery of this 2nd Targaryen conquests and leaves Daenerys' forces, uniting with his brother in Castlery Rock.

10. Arya is sent to kill Sansa, Daenerys promises that if she'll succeed she'll make her the third rider in place of the traitor Tyrion, just like in Arya's child dreams.

And in Season 7:

Melisandre dies fighting the other Rhllor priests (preferably setting a trap in which they all burn, including her, as they enjoy that so much).

Eddard, Stannis and Jamie Lannister command the 3 contingents fighting Daenerys' 3 divided forces, each with its dragon.

Bran tries to help in the war, but is somehow wounded by the priests of Rhllor. He only survives becoming one with the godswood. Theon will kill Rhaegon and will rule what's left of the Iron Islands.

Tyrion will kill Vyserion, though he will cry in doing so. Jamie will kill himself together with Cersei after winning the battle, bidding farewell and leaving Tyrion to rule Castlery Rock.

Ned Stark will finally kill the mad Daenerys and the Night's King will finish off the monstruosity Drogon.

Sansa is mortally wounded by an Arya that she refuses to kill. Arya realizes her mistakes but is lost forever in Essos as she will try recovering.

Ned's children are all lost (as Bran isn't coming back), but Rickon is his last joy, the last and only Stark heir (bittersweet ending).

A baffled Gendry becomes the King of the 7 realms and we are shown the new Lords of each of the 7 realms in their cities (Rickon Stark, Theon Greyjoy, Tyrion, Robin Arryn, Margaery, Brynden Tully, Trystane Martell) as the sun sets above the realm (a shot from space with the known side of the planet and the sun -with rotating rings as a metaphor!- would be cool).

Stannis takes the black. Him and Ned have the final conversation in the show in Castle Black, where Ned (Azor Ahai reborn) departs for the Lands of Always Winter. We see him after ages have past, finally dieing, reuniting with his family from the first Stark scene in the show, walking up to balcony where his wife Catelyn is waiting and seeing all his children underneath, as Bran tries to hit the target with his arrow.

I know you're trolling, but this is quite good. I really struggle with adding fantasy/magic to my story and yet you wrote a magical fantasy arc all by yourself. :bowdown:

[imaGOTbluray]

That it starts in april.

[Itchyscratch]

1. It's revealed that Ollie is AA with LSH overtones.

2. Plus he can tame and ride dragons whilst still maintaining a sulky scowl

3. Brienne will continue to wander aimlessly, only pausing occasionally to pledge allegiance to a dozen or so more people and to kill off a few more popular male characters

4. Wolves won't do anything at all because of the entire cgi budget being thrown at dragons

5. Hodor will take one look at the size of Bran and will refuse to carry him due to Occupational Health & Safety Regulations

6. Jaime will finally get his mojo back and erase his character regression from the past two seasons

7. Bronn will not die. He and Tyrion will reunite and scriptwriters will rejoice and go crazy with witticisms

8. Arya will head back to Westeros and Cersei will have a giant target on her forehead

9. Theon, Marjeory, Loras, Tommen, Ramsey, Jorah, Missandei, The Reed girl, Kevan, Pycelle, High Sparrow, Roose, Walder Frey, Osha and Brienne will die.

10. Season 6 will be a corker because Winds of Winter won't be released before it and everybody will be shocked at the storylines.

[Lady of Butterflies]

1. Jon's body is burned. He's not resurrected or revived at all. He's done on the show.

2. The Night's Watch elects Ser Thorne 999th Lord Commander.

3. The Wall falls when The Army of The Dead attacks and they invade the north and defeat the Boltons

4. Mel and Davos go Braavos and meet Arya

5. Bran learns about Jon Snow's death and the event in the North.

6. Brienne, Pod, Reek and Sansa flee from the Boltons.

7. Cersei kills Tristan, starts a war with The Dornish

8. Brienne and Folks get captured. Sansa reunites with Stoneheart and they hold Brienne hostage and Jaime goes after her to rescue her.

9. Sam and Gilly are in Oldtown, the baby finally grows, Sam meets Marwyn then are threatned by The Ironborn

10. Kingsmoot

Bonus 11. Daario and Jorah find Dany in Vaes Dothrak . .

:agree:

[Low Sparrow]

5. Hodor will take one look at the size of Bran and will refuse to carry him due to Occupational Health & Safety Regulations

You had to bring OSHA into this didn't you. You know much this is going to confuse tv viewers who can barely remember what happened a few minutes ago on screen. Great. Now they're going to have change the name of yet another character retroactively! :frown5:

But, that's if D&D ever remember she exists in the first place. Maybe Gendry will intercept her and Rickon as they hitchike to Skagos.

[JohnathanSnew]

1. Jaime and Brienne will get it on.

2. Jon will return.

3. Cersei will win her trial.

4. Seeking revenge, Cersei may convenitely remember all of the wildfire she's sitting on.

5. Balon will finally kick the bucket.

6. Brienne will take an injured Sansa and Theon to the Quiet Isle where they will encounter The Hound.

7-10. ...no, that's about all the theories I have at the moment.

[Annara Snow]

1- Boobs

2- Rape

3- Sexist tropes

4- Fanfiction-like deviations

5- Boring Filler

6- Out of Context book moments

7- Some bad pussy

8- ZOMG cool battle

9- Big "shocking" twists

10- A Totally awesome scene which happens to be very faithful to books

Sounds about right. I'm just not sure about #10.

Good one but #10 doesn't work because season 6 is all new territory. I'm actually looking forward to it. We'll probably get a lot more sand snakes and Sansa getting raped and rescued

Well, not entirely new territory. They haven't done the Riverlands, Oldtown or the Greyjoys at all, and it looks like they'll be going there in season 6. Balon will, I guess, finally die, and Euron will likely be introduced. There might even be a faithfully adapted book scene in season 6, probably in the Greyjoy storyline. Not the Kingsmoot, most likely. But if any scene gets a faithful adaptation, the odds are on the scene with Falia Flowers sitting in Euron's lap while her family is serving naked and getting raped by Euron's men. It has so much of what D&D love in the show, they will not pass that opportunity... That is, if they actually read AFFC and remembered anything from it, as opposed to adapting it from a 3-page summary written by an intern. ;)

01. Sansa will be empowered by her fall from the wall.

02. Tyrion will be witty, hapless and good.

03. Brienne will smash things.

04. Olly will stare at people and things.

05. Cersei will continue being victimized and misunderstood.

06. Arya will go psycho on someone.

07. Little Finger will demonstrate his genius through stupid acts.

08. Danny will say irrational things with a pained face.

09. Jamie will do nothing remotely useful.

10. Ramsay will smirk and be awesome.

That seems about right, too.

[The Onion Kniggit]

Judging by D&D's track record...

1. Dany gets raped by Khal Jhaqo's and his Khalasar. All 20,000 men and their horses too. Meanwhile she muttering some cringeworthy nonsensical shit about revenge. Olly continues to stab, spit and even pisses on Jon Snow's corpse. Alliser Thorne goes to Mole Town and reveals that he is a pedophile cause D&D need someone to replace Trant and stabbing Jon Snow wasn't bad enough so Thorne needs to become a one dimensional mustache-twirling villain. Arya murders a dude for no reason and does an evil snicker.

2. Littlefinger arrives in Winterfell with the might of the Vale... and is promptly defeated by a fully naked Ramsay covered in Blood. Littlefinger's corpse is flayed and castrated. Ramsay eats a sausage while performing some BDSM on a random girl. Some Valyrian magi comes to Mereen and restores Greyworm's balls. Half an hour dedicated to romance between him and Missandei. Cersei spends 30 minutes of screentime getting wasted. Jaime kills a distant cousin at a tavern on his way back to Kings Landing for no reason

3. Brienne finds 20 "good" deserters from Stannis' army and proceeds to plough through the entire Bolton army like cheese. Even more cringeworthy monologues from Dany after her rape sessions as she looks at the cameraman filming the scene with a constipated face and bad acting. Melisandre flashes her tits at Davos who spends the whole time crying.

4. Theon leads Sansa to Deepwood Motte where Asha... uh I mean Yara brings both them to the Iron Islands. Meanwhile Euron returns home and whacks Balon. Sansa becomes Euron's sex slave. Olly continues to defile Jon's corpse. Tyene tells men about her bad pussy with some awful English.

5. Scenes of Sansa getting raped. Slaves of Mereen worship Tyrion as he becomes Jesus by giving alms to the poor, washes the feet of slaves and turns the left cheek to the evil slavemasters. Obara continues to yell that she is the daughter of Oberyn in front of Doran who looks pissed off. More Sex scenes with Samwell Tarly and Gilly. Wildiings are somehow forgotten and retconned like the rest of the North.

6. The Great Other resurrects Stannis and his army and promises that he will give Stannis the Iron Throne if Stannis is willing to kick 10,000 puppies, eat 500 babies, and skins 10,000 beautiful virgins to which Stannis immediately agrees to. More whining from Cersei. Jaime does what he does best and proceeds to rape her. Trystane chills in a brothel.... Whats that, the Faith Militant shut down the Brothels? Oh well, who cares if it does not make sense. This is D&D!

7. Stannis rips an adorable newborn baby from her mother's arms and drowns the baby at the bottom of a frozen lake as a sacrifice to the Great Other because Brienne and her 20 good men somehow burned all his supplies. Sansa escapes from the Iron Islands only for the Captain of her boat to reveal that he was sent by Walder Frey because Frey needs a new wife. DUN DUN DUN! Meanwhile across the Narrow Sea, Tyrion allowed himself to be crucified by the Great Masters in hopes of granting everyone every lasting life. Unfortunately he somehow manages to survive due to plot armor. Dany tries to escape from the Khalasar but is captured and more gratuitous rape.

8. BIG BATTLE EPISODE! Stannis and his men acts as militarily incompetent as possible. His massive heavy Calvary charging towards Walder Frey's lightly armored infantry at Riverun decides to dismount for some reason and proceeds to walk into the Moat and drown themselves. Meanwhile Stannis is castrating a poor old man for shits and giggles whilst being defeated. Melisandre is busy seducing the Nights Watch with her tits. Walder Frey celebrates victory by hosting a wedding with Sansa and abuses her.

9. CLEGANEBOWL! The Hound is confirmed dead. Brienne comes to Cersei's trial for no reason at all and punches Robert Strong to death with her bare fist. She then teleports to the Riverlands just in time to find Stannis torturing a puppy and kills him a second time proclaiming once again that Renly is the Rightful King. Arya continues to be boring and scrubs stuff in the House of the Undying. Sam also does lame stuff.

10. Dany finally escapes the Dothraki. In spite of being raped, abused and beaten thousands of times, her hair and body are still clean and perfect. Her three dragons come and burn the Dothraki. Dany decides that she wishes to travel to Yi Ti much to the annoyance of her fans. Davos gets killed by Melisandre after rejecting her several times. Varys randomly appears North to kill Alliser Thorne for no reason and helps Olly become Lord Commander. Ghost is nowhere to be found. Cersei takes up screen-time with her annoyance. Doran still doesn't say shit about revenge. More Cringe Snakes and bad pussy! No FAegon. Jon Snow remains dead because FUCK YOU! No Lady Stoneheart because FUCK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME!

[Annara Snow]

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:bowdown:

My favorite part was the image of Davos constantly crying while Mel is flashing her boobs at him.

[Dragon_Rider]

Wait what? Is that a Rant and Rave thread or a prediction thread?

[Toth]

Wait what? Is that a Rant and Rave thread or a prediction thread?

Does it matter? It's entertaining! XD

[LatrineDiggerBrian]

1) Tyrion gets deposed and kidnapped and shipped back to Kings Landing

2) Stannis isn't dead, goes on faux redemption arc, only to find out Baelon Greyjoy has died and falls under Mellisandres spell again

3) Jon's body disappears before they have a chance to revive it or burn it and we don't see him for the rest of the season

4) Sansa and Reek get recaptured by the Bolton's

5) Littlefinger hatches a plan to betray the Bolton's, they sniff it out, he gets murdered, Ramsey kills Roose and Walda

6) Sansa gives her life some how to kill Ramsey, frees the people of Winterfell from the rule of the Bolton's and the northerners rise up and kill the Bolton's

7) Mereen ends up getting destroyed ("one day your city will return to the dirt as well")

8) Bran touches the feather Robert left at Lyanna's statue in the Crypts of Winterfell and sees flashbacks to Robert's Rebellion

9) Arya eventually gets sent out on a mission somewhere in Westeros, does not involve name on her list

10) Bron turns on Jaime, somehow ends up dying a horrible death

[LatrineDiggerBrian]

Also:

11) Some controversial scene offends the sensibilities of the no personality twitter brigade, they freak out and threaten to stop watching the show, no one gives a shit

[JonSnowed]

I mentioned it on another show but Emelia Clarke was interviewed on KISS FM while promoting Terminator. She was asked a number of GOT questions including will she reach Westeros next season which she laughed and stated "If it were up to me I'd be there already" and secondly will she marry a Dothraki to which she paused and stated that it's unlikely to be a pleasant time for Dany and that they (the Dothraki) are not happy to see her. The third question was will she be rescued which she just laughed off and said wait and see.

Also Kit Harrington was at Wimbledon last week he's grown his beard and locks back just like Jon Snow...

[protar]

Wait what? Is that a Rant and Rave thread or a prediction thread?

A lot of people are predicting Season 6 won't be good, clearly.

[Primalsplit]

Sounds about right. I'm just not sure about #10.

Well, not entirely new territory. They haven't done the Riverlands, Oldtown or the Greyjoys at all, and it looks like they'll be going there in season 6. Balon will, I guess, finally die, and Euron will likely be introduced. There might even be a faithfully adapted book scene in season 6, probably in the Greyjoy storyline. Not the Kingsmoot, most likely. But if any scene gets a faithful adaptation, the odds are on the scene with Falia Flowers sitting in Euron's lap while her family is serving naked and getting raped by Euron's men. It has so much of what D&D love in the show, they will not pass that opportunity... That is, if they actually read AFFC and remembered anything from it, as opposed to adapting it from a 3-page summary written by an intern. ;)

We'll, that's what I thought of Arianne with her big and sensible nipples. We got 3 Sand Fakes and the bad pussy instead. Did they really read a summary? That explains unnecessary changes. But it's funny they don't even bother to show us canon boobs.

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So much laughs :lmao:

Hear Hear! Based on the leaked audition tape, we'll have a new Red Priestess. I can guarentee you she will flash her boobs in every scene.

[AngeL0L]

1) Jon isnt dead. He wargs into Ghost. He might take Winterfell with the dead army of Stannis.

2) Stannis isnt dead.

3) Brienne, Stannis, Sansa and Theon go to the Wall.

4)There will be chaos in Kings Landing after the death of Tommen and Kevan. There is no heir for the throne except Stannis, who is considered to be dead for a time.

5) Loras or Margaery will die. Maybe both.

6)Daenerys will reach Westeros with a huge army. She will die protecting Westeros from the Others, but not this season.

7)Bran wont warg a dragon yet. Maybe season 7.

8)Euron might appear.

9)Tyrion will rule Essos, or go to Westeros riding a dragon.

10)There is still hope for Lady Stoneheart.