Count Balerion Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 Lady B also destroyed a few universes b/c they were in bad taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 LadyB found those universes in bad taste because CB convinced the indigenous people of those universes to do nothing but blast Justin Bieber music all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Westerosi Batgirl doesn't know who Justin Bieber is, and she doesn't care to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Baltan was a Bielieber but she went to therapy and is much better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 WB recently purchased a piece of land in Ohio, no more than one square foot, and named it Denali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 The a in Minstral's name is actually a fake one. It all comes from him being popular for a week in Kindergarten for having a scar around his tenders that he shamelessly displayed. From that incident stemmed a personality as hungry for attention as Paris Hilton's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 In his spare time, AK is a pro wrestling historian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 FVS's favourite band is Tyene and the Bad ****cats. [I think it was Tyene. I can't tell them apart.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Count B has a life size poster of the actress who played Tyene Sand in the HBO series saying "You want the Good Girl but you need the Bad P****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Orphalesion is a metaphor on life giving the chicken crossing the road bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Count B has a life size poster of the actress who played Tyene Sand in the HBO series saying "You want the Good Girl but you need the Bad P****" That line keeps getting misquoted. I'm pretty sure it's "You want to marry the good girl, but **** the bad *****." Orphalesion is a metaphor on life giving the chicken crossing the road bananas. Arya kiddin' is not kidding at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 LB's perfect job is getting paid to make people correctly reference or quote anything in popular culture. And I support that ideal. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 One of the reasons that WoW is taking so long is that Ashara Dayne has stolen the (almost) finished manuscript twice in an attempt to prevent GRRM from writing the demise of her favorite character; Butterbumps. That line keeps getting misquoted. I'm pretty sure it's "You want to marry the good girl, but **** the bad *****." I just can't get myself to re-watch that scene, it would be too painful, so I'm working from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Orphalesion watches that scene over and over. All the while stroking a cat on her lap as she plots the destruction of HBO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 WB is the cat on Orphalesion's lap. She sometimes claws Orphalesion's legs just to hear her him scream at her "You bad pussy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Baltan despises the Dorne story in the show so much she goes around trying to get people to watch it just so she can try to prove a point, and to punish the world for making this possible. Since I didn't watch season 5, I fear I might soon be forced to watch it Clockwork Orange style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Minstral carries a quarterstaff wherever (s)he(?) goes just to make sure to have a defense when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
She who must be Obeyed Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Ashara trys to carry a quarterstaff but found it was better to get the two dimes and a nickle staff cause it was easier to carry for such a short person. That line keeps getting misquoted. I'm pretty sure it's "You want to marry the good girl, but **** the bad *****." Arya kiddin' is not kidding at all. sorry Lady B here it is in all its pussified glory :commie: One of the reasons that WoW is taking so long is that Ashara Dayne has stolen the (almost) finished manuscript twice in an attempt to prevent GRRM from writing the demise of her favorite character; Butterbumps. I just can't get myself to re-watch that scene, it would be too painful, so I'm working from memory. good memory ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 She Who Must Be Obeyed actually IS Ayesha, the titular queen from the novel "She". She faked her death at the end of the story and fled to the hollow insides of the earth. There she became leader of the Reptilians living there and has been controlling the earth's reserves of shortcakes ever since. Orphalesion watches that scene over and over. All the while stroking a cat on her lap as she plots the destruction of HBO. WB is the cat on Orphalesion's lap. She sometimes claws Orphalesion's legs just to hear her scream at her "You bad pussy!" I'm a dude ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 to mix and match the lies a bit: the real reason GRRM hasn't finished is that O keeps forcing him to watch the Dorne segments, and this makes GRRM so physically ill that he can't continue. why does he do it? "for the evulz." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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